What a terrible day to have eyes.
I can feel my horny level rising to 30%
Submitted 14 hours ago by ivanafterall@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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wizblizz@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 13 hours ago
If someone actually managed to get turned on reading this, I'd be concerned for their mental well-being
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 1 hour ago
I came.
kamenlady@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
So you’re just gonna stand there, straight faced and tell me you don’t love pee flavored hot biscuits?
pandora@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 hours ago
thank’s for caring ❤️
Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 10 hours ago
Is this scene before or after she breasted boobily down the stairs?
Danarchy@lemmy.nz 4 hours ago
Ward I think you were a little hard on the beaver
Jobe@feddit.org 9 hours ago
How the fuck did this get printed?
AlfalFaFail@lemmy.ml 5 hours ago
“She pushed on my hips, an order that thrust me in. I entered her. Not only my prick, but the whole of me entered her, into her guts, into her darkness, eyes wide open, seeing nothing. My whole body had gone inside her. I went in with her thrusts and stayed still. While I got used to the quiet and the pulsing of my blood in my ears and nose, she pushed me out a little, then in again. She did it again and again, holding me with force and moving me to the rhythm of the surf. She wiggled her breasts beneath my hands and intensified the pushing. I went in up to my groin and came out almost entirely. My body was her gearstick.”
- From The Day Before Happiness
grammaticerror@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Uhh, US biscuit or UK biscuit?
anon_8675309@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
US. Buttermilk biscuit. and heavy on the salted butter.
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
I know right, that’s disgusting.
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Garth Marenghi wept.
rotkehle@feddit.org 14 hours ago
wow what a read… what is it from?
riot@fedia.io 13 hours ago
Mr. Peanut by Adam Ross. Wikipedia link.
Mesmerizing, exhilarating, and profoundly moving, Mr. Peanut is a police procedural of the soul, a poignant investigation of the relentlessly mysterious human heart—and a first novel of the highest order.
David Pepin has been in love with his wife, Alice, since the moment they met in a university seminar on Alfred Hitchcock. After thirteen years of marriage, he still can’t imagine a remotely happy life without her—yet he obsessively contemplates her demise. Soon she is dead, and David is both deeply distraught and the prime suspect.
It has a 3.25 rating. Which seems a little high to me, maybe 😂
exu@feditown.com 11 hours ago
That’s a perfectly reasonable score.
After all anything >4.7 is great 4.6-4.2 is good, 4.1-3.6 is decent and <3.5 unreadably terrible.treadful@lemmy.zip 13 hours ago
I thought you were fucking with is because of the bad Wikipedia link but that Good Reads link was surprisingly real.
What a title.
AlfalFaFail@lemmy.ml 5 hours ago
“Mr. Peanut was described by Michiko Kakutani in The New York Times as “a dark, dazzling and deeply flawed novel that announces the debut of an enormously talented writer”. It was named one of the best books of the year by The New Yorker, The Philadelphia Inquirer, The New Republic, and The Economist.”
snooggums@piefed.world 13 hours ago
Great Expectations
Bumpi@piefed.social 12 hours ago
by Charles ‘Louisville Slugger’ Dickens
QuandaleDingle@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
I was really hoping that somehow, a woman wrote this. Yet again, our suspicions have been realized. XD
dave@feddit.uk 12 hours ago
down the vena cavity to her heart
I’m not sure this guy is a proper doctor…
WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Had me at hot biscuit
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 13 hours ago
The pee flavor is just a bonus
akwd169@sh.itjust.works 8 hours ago
Cuz she do NOT wipe properly
🥵
Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 hours ago
Rowan Somerville “the shape of her” I can’t figure out if it’s satire or not
SirSamuel@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
I just assumed it was Steven King until I read the comments here
YabbaDabbaDipshit@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Not enough jahoobie talk to be King
pewpew@feddit.it 14 hours ago
Bookmaxxing
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 hours ago
What on earth
MantisToboggon@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Damn yo moms a freak!
raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Reminds me of the fortune teller / writer in After Life Season 2 (or was ir beginning of season 3?) - did they write a whole book in that style? :D
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
janewaydidnothingwrong@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
akwd169@sh.itjust.works 8 hours ago
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