I can feel my horny level rising to 30%
Submitted 1 month ago by ivanafterall@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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akwd169@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 1 month ago
If someone actually managed to get turned on reading this, I'd be concerned for their mental well-being
kamenlady@lemmy.world 1 month ago
So you’re just gonna stand there, straight faced and tell me you don’t love pee flavored hot biscuits?
pandora@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
thank’s for caring ❤️
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 1 month ago
I came.
Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Is this scene before or after she breasted boobily down the stairs?
rotkehle@feddit.org 1 month ago
wow what a read… what is it from?
riot@fedia.io 1 month ago
Mr. Peanut by Adam Ross. Wikipedia link.
Mesmerizing, exhilarating, and profoundly moving, Mr. Peanut is a police procedural of the soul, a poignant investigation of the relentlessly mysterious human heart—and a first novel of the highest order.
David Pepin has been in love with his wife, Alice, since the moment they met in a university seminar on Alfred Hitchcock. After thirteen years of marriage, he still can’t imagine a remotely happy life without her—yet he obsessively contemplates her demise. Soon she is dead, and David is both deeply distraught and the prime suspect.
It has a 3.25 rating. Which seems a little high to me, maybe 😂
exu@feditown.com 1 month ago
That’s a perfectly reasonable score.
After all anything >4.7 is great 4.6-4.2 is good, 4.1-3.6 is decent and <3.5 unreadably terrible.treadful@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
I thought you were fucking with is because of the bad Wikipedia link but that Good Reads link was surprisingly real.
What a title.
AlfalFaFail@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
“Mr. Peanut was described by Michiko Kakutani in The New York Times as “a dark, dazzling and deeply flawed novel that announces the debut of an enormously talented writer”. It was named one of the best books of the year by The New Yorker, The Philadelphia Inquirer, The New Republic, and The Economist.”
snooggums@piefed.world 1 month ago
Great Expectations
Bumpi@piefed.social 1 month ago
by Charles ‘Louisville Slugger’ Dickens
QuandaleDingle@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I was really hoping that somehow, a woman wrote this. Yet again, our suspicions have been realized. XD
WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Had me at hot biscuit
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
The pee flavor is just a bonus
akwd169@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Cuz she do NOT wipe properly
🥵
dave@feddit.uk 1 month ago
down the vena cavity to her heart
I’m not sure this guy is a proper doctor…
grammaticerror@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Uhh, US biscuit or UK biscuit?
anon_8675309@lemmy.world 1 month ago
US. Buttermilk biscuit. and heavy on the salted butter.
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I know right, that’s disgusting.
pewpew@feddit.it 1 month ago
Bookmaxxing
Jobe@feddit.org 1 month ago
How the fuck did this get printed?
Danarchy@lemmy.nz 1 month ago
Ward I think you were a little hard on the beaver
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
What on earth
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
#menWritingWomen 😬
AlfalFaFail@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
“She pushed on my hips, an order that thrust me in. I entered her. Not only my prick, but the whole of me entered her, into her guts, into her darkness, eyes wide open, seeing nothing. My whole body had gone inside her. I went in with her thrusts and stayed still. While I got used to the quiet and the pulsing of my blood in my ears and nose, she pushed me out a little, then in again. She did it again and again, holding me with force and moving me to the rhythm of the surf. She wiggled her breasts beneath my hands and intensified the pushing. I went in up to my groin and came out almost entirely. My body was her gearstick.”
- From The Day Before Happiness
Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Rowan Somerville “the shape of her” I can’t figure out if it’s satire or not
MantisToboggon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Damn yo moms a freak!
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Garth Marenghi wept.
SirSamuel@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I just assumed it was Steven King until I read the comments here
YabbaDabbaDipshit@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Not enough jahoobie talk to be King
raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Reminds me of the fortune teller / writer in After Life Season 2 (or was ir beginning of season 3?) - did they write a whole book in that style? :D
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
janewaydidnothingwrong@lemmy.world 1 month ago
gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 5 weeks ago
fun fact: it should be physiologically unproblematic to drink pee
wizblizz@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What a terrible day to have eyes.