empty it, pave it over, make a ballroom
another
platinum plated with titanium studs and diamon glass
it’s just our childrens futures, who the fuck cares
clearly no fucking body
Ez gg
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corbindallas@fedinsfw.app 3 weeks ago
Carnelian@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’m thinking we replace it with a 2,000 foot long AI generated portrait of obama performing lewd acts on trump, and then for the next 100 years we can have a news cycle about democrats wasting money whenever someone suggests restoring it to the original monument
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The USA surviving another 100 years is taking a lot for granted.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
dont you mean GOLD plated, with diamond/zirconium studded along the walls. like the gaudy trump tower rooms.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
that’s clearly goldereen plated
Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Tun it into a skate park for the kids!
takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Is this trump’s the Green New Deal?
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Maintain the Swamp
SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Well his Iran war resulted in more purchases of solar panels globally than anything any other President has ever done.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Btw, Epstein files.
fireweed@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Tadpoles.
The ensuing frog plague upon the capital would be a nice little bonus.
cute_noker@feddit.dk 2 weeks ago
I will dress up as moses and scare the shit out of hegseth
fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
On the plus side, no more mosquitoes!
fireweed@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Oh no, that’s a separate treatment: salamander larvae. Fortunately they cohabitate with tadpoles quite harmoniously.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Trump should be praised for using the reflecting pool to bloom algae. it’s forward thinking of him to leverage a biological solution to the carbon greenhouse gas problem and attempt to replenish oxygen in the atmosphere at the same time!
such a stable genius!
bobo@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Oyster Farm has my vote
altphoto@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
What about crabs and snails that clean the surface
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
fuck yeah crabs i changed my mind from pampasgrass
altphoto@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Real Americans go crabbing. Now it’s a national icon.
Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
It’s not the surface that’s green, it’s all the insides.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Release mosquitoes to pollinate the reeds.
OldGrayDog@fedinsfw.app 2 weeks ago
Instead of dumping chemicals in the pool, they should put a couple thousand algae eating fish in there like you put in your fish tank. Maybe a few goldfish cause old drumpf loves gold things.
iocase@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Yeah that’s honestly a gigantic missed opportunity. Make it into a massive carp or koi pond…
Dumping chemicals in the reflecting pool meant to, you know, reflect who you are as a person and as a nation, is too fitting for this administration.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
and like, you can just use 25 cent feeder goldfish. legitimately the local japanese restaurant wanted to buy ours to use in their koi pond in their restaurant (or just take home) because once they’re big, only an expert can tell the difference. a koi is a pretty goldfish basically.
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Maybe some gators too
turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 2 weeks ago
Couple of coke hippos,
eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
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Start aquaculture farm in reflecting pool
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Raise the shittiest shrimp in the universe
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Brand them Freedom 250 Prawns
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Let business partners buy them at huge markup
This is all so easy
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littlewonder@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
At this point I’m surprised Trump isn’t proposing that we make our flag colors red, white, and algae green.
reddit_sux@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That’s Iran’s flag 1
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
reeds are invasive though.
RunawayFixer@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
There are native reeds in NA: " three separate lineages occur in North America – one endemic and widespread (the native), one from Europe (the introduced invasive), and one whose nativity is currently unclear which occurs across the southern U.S. from California to Florida and into Mexico and Central America (the ‘Gulf Coast’ type)." bugwoodcloud.org/…/Phragmites Field Guide.pdf
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Fine. Bamboo, then.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
no i insist on pampasgrass
ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
They could probably find a native cordgrass and plant a perimeter of it around the pool to pretty decent effect I’d say.
supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Why? Water temperature
sqw@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
amber waves
Cattail@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Nah we need to dump a bunch of salt and put in that red salt loving bacteria.
Get the 10 plagues of trump going
neuroneiro@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Leading to the Duat.
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 3 weeks ago
Just accept your inner American and make it a car park.
sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
No not the mall at DC, one of the only car-free places in the USA along with Disney World
dalekcaan@feddit.nl 2 weeks ago
Only because the cars at Disney World get their own park
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 2 weeks ago
Cock fighting arena it is then!
Erusset@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
Jet ski parking
eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Drag strip for jet skis, let’s gooooo