empty it, pave it over, make a ballroom
another
platinum plated with titanium studs and diamon glass
it’s just our childrens futures, who the fuck cares
clearly no fucking body
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empty it, pave it over, make a ballroom
another
platinum plated with titanium studs and diamon glass
it’s just our childrens futures, who the fuck cares
clearly no fucking body
I’m thinking we replace it with a 2,000 foot long AI generated portrait of obama performing lewd acts on trump, and then for the next 100 years we can have a news cycle about democrats wasting money whenever someone suggests restoring it to the original monument
The USA surviving another 100 years is taking a lot for granted.
Tun it into a skate park for the kids!
dont you mean GOLD plated, with diamond/zirconium studded along the walls. like the gaudy trump tower rooms.
Is this trump’s the Green New Deal?
Maintain the Swamp
Trump should be praised for using the reflecting pool to bloom algae. it’s forward thinking of him to leverage a biological solution to the carbon greenhouse gas problem and attempt to replenish oxygen in the atmosphere at the same time!
such a stable genius!
What about crabs and snails that clean the surface
It’s not the surface that’s green, it’s all the insides.
At this point I’m surprised Trump isn’t proposing that we make our flag colors red, white, and algae green.
That’s Iran’s flag 1
Instead of dumping chemicals in the pool, they should put a couple thousand algae eating fish in there like you put in your fish tank. Maybe a few goldfish cause old drumpf loves gold things.
Yeah that’s honestly a gigantic missed opportunity. Make it into a massive carp or koi pond…
Dumping chemicals in the reflecting pool meant to, you know, reflect who you are as a person and as a nation, is too fitting for this administration.
Maybe some gators too
Couple of coke hippos,
reeds are invasive though.
There are native reeds in NA: " three separate lineages occur in North America – one endemic and widespread (the native), one from Europe (the introduced invasive), and one whose nativity is currently unclear which occurs across the southern U.S. from California to Florida and into Mexico and Central America (the ‘Gulf Coast’ type)." bugwoodcloud.org/…/Phragmites Field Guide.pdf
They could probably find a native cordgrass and plant a perimeter of it around the pool to pretty decent effect I’d say.
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 16 hours ago
Just accept your inner American and make it a car park.
sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 hours ago
No not the mall at DC, one of the only car-free places in the USA along with Disney World
dalekcaan@feddit.nl 13 hours ago
Only because the cars at Disney World get their own park
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 13 hours ago
Cock fighting arena it is then!
Erusset@slrpnk.net 11 hours ago
Jet ski parking