Become ungovernable

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• Raiderkev@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Further proof that birds aren’t real. The anti bird measures don’t work anymore because the titanium alloy the replacement birds were made of is impenetrable.

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  • bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    I don’t often see the rare “birds used to be real” take on this matter.

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• dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Which is amazing since pigeons are usually kinda shit at making nests:

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  • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s not that they’re ahit at building nests, they’re just built to a different spec.

    Pigeon is another name for rock dove, so named because they live on rocks, instead of in trees. Arboreal birds have to build their nests to cradle their eggs so they don’t fall out of trees. Rock dives just need enough stuff circling their eggs so they don’t roll away.

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    • 0ops@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      They should just lay cube eggs smh

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    • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Explains why they adapted to life in human cities so well.

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  • mech@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Pigeons make nests wherever and with whatever they can find. They make the worst nests but also the best.
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    • Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That motherfucker has it figured out!

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  • Matty_r@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Why use lot stick, when few stick do trick?

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I had one in mg previous house that build its nest on a ledge no bigger than an inch wide and everytime she laid an egg, it splattered on my back porch.

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  • Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You can clearly see how they exist cuz of us by the fact that we shitted their survival instinct

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• Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That’s the sturdiest pigeon nest I’ve ever seen, by a long shot.

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  • wieson@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    This is not a rock pigeon as you usually see in the cities. This is a wood pigeon, they live in the countryside in pairs of two. And are chunky.

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    • Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨11⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Yeah, I’m out in the sticks and have loads of them in the countryside around mine. Their nests are usually just as shit as what we call feral pigeons (rock pigeons). This is objectively the best pigeon nest I’ve ever seen by a country mile.

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    • Redjard@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Oh so the reason rock pigeon nests are so bad is that we took all the rocks from them so now they can’t build.

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  • IDew@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It has steel reinforcement

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    • buddascrayon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yeah I think in a fit of irony the anti pigeon spikes made a perfect structural scaffolding for the pigeon to build the ideal nest.

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  • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I didn’t know pigeons were capable of this judging by their usual performance

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• doingthestuff@lemy.lol ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Reject government control. Tell em to suck it, and be ready to back it up.

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• kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Anti-pigeon spikes and sturdy conveniently located nest weaving starter spikes have a lot in common

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• Bakkoda@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This best probably took half as long to build too. The sticks never feel off, they fall at structurally sound angles and the tension as they stack allowed for less sticks to be used to achieve the same height.

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  • skittle07crusher@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This guy pigeon nests.

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    • Bakkoda@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      A lot of young pigeons aren’t learning proper building techniques and it’s really a shame.

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• Tiger666@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  We are all this pigeon.

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  • gAlienLifeform@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    we can be bees

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    • Rooster326@programming.dev ⁨58⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      That’s a mud dauber nest.

      The chillest ‘wasp’ there ever was.

      They have absolutely zero parental instincts. You can smash that nest right in front of them, and they won’t even blink. 😐

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• gAlienLifeform@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is the most self defeating use of power I have seen since the last news story about US foreign policy I read

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• LuminousLuddite@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Reject modernity

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