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• zxqwas@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  On the contrary I think You’d probably be able to fit both your feet in one of my shoes quite comfortably.

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  • ajoebyanyothername@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    But how many feet would fit in your butt?

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• REDACTED@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  With enough lube… And condoms

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  • vrek@programming.dev ⁨22⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    I don’t need condoms if I only use my left foot.

    Sex health tip for everyone : use a condom if you use penis or vagina but with a left foot in her ass no one can get pregnant…

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    • lime@feddit.nu ⁨3⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      depends on how flexible you are.

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• mtpender@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “Challenge accepted.”

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