True words of wisdom

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• OldSageRick@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Thats a skill issue, never had that problem

  (I piss sitting down)

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  • snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    My roommate is greasy and overweight; I want to sit down to pee but that would end up costing too much in bathroom cleaner.

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    • astar26@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      How do you shit?

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• frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I know exactly how bad it is even without being naked from squatting to piss in the woods or in the car. I don't have a penis though. Ever try to piss in a bottle in a moving car without one? I don't recommend it.

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  • Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    www.shewee.com/how-to-use/

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    • Mac@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Freshette

      Fenis

      SaniGirl (Disposable)

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      My mother went on a ladies’ hiking trip, and I’m not sure which one they got (all I know is it was milsurp so if you used one in the service, that one) but they found the female urinal pretty easy to use after the second or third try.

      They were new to peeing standing up so I had to do my duty (heh) and remind the group about wind and spatter.

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• CluckN@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Pshh, I’ve gotten so good at pissing I can curve the stream like in Wanted.

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  • deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s one of the best terrible movies I’ve ever seen.

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    • CluckN@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Terrible movie

      Consider yourself lucky that you’re not smoking a cigarette behind a pillar within a 2.4 foot radius of me.

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    • Bratosch@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Such blasphemy will not be tolerated

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    • icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This is a good description. I’ve more than once just stared cross-eyed at various pieces of clothing to look for stitching errors.

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  • CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The Last Peebender.

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• PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Aim for the water. The side of the bowl splashes way more

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  • boonhet@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I was once asked why I aim for the water if it’s noisier. This is why

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I was trying to find the damn article but I can’t dammit. It’s about how if you put a sticker that looks like a fly in the right spot in a urinal then people will try to pee the fly away. Which keeps piss off the floor.

      It’s a legitimate scholarly economics article which is the funniest part. I know the author and he thought he would never be publishing about how to get people to piss straight.

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• Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Only mildly related but during COVID I loved the comparison of wearing masks and peeing in proximity to people.

  If you’re 1 foot apart, and neither of us is wearing pants, I’ll pee all over you. If neither is wearing pants but we’re 6 feet apart, and the very worst you might get minor splashed on your shoes. If we’re within a foot, and only you are wearing pants, I’ll piss all over your pants. If only I’m wearing pants, I’ll piss myself. If we’re both wearing pants, then it doesn’t matter who pisses their pants it’ll all be contained.

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• M137@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Always sit down, it’s better for everyone. Except for urinals, obviously, but you got some other stuff to deal with if you’re naked at a place with urinals.

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  • Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I swear, if only everyone would sit down…

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  • Allero@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Or at least just check if you made any mess and clean up.

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• ClownStatue@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Always pee downwind.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And aim for leaves. If nothing interrupts the stream by the time it hits the ground, you get splashback

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    • ClownStatue@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Good point! I’ve probably peed off more boats than in the woods (or yard, as the case may be).

      1. Always down wind. 2.(If possible) aim for something that can bend while it breaks the stream (something rigid, like a tree trunk, can result in spashback)

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• FiniteBanjo@feddit.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Confucious Say

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• grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Same thing while wearing shorts tbh. It’s basically a mist rising and covering everything in range of the bowl. A pisst if you will (forgiven if you don’t. I wouldn’t)

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• diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image

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• Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Never forget your daily splash test while in the shower.

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• tias@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Always put clothes on before peeing while standing up

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  • CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Is pee on your cl9thes better?

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    • Unstoppable_Flop@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Depends if you’re into that sort of thing

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