True words of wisdom

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• OldSageRick@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Thats a skill issue, never had that problem

  (I piss sitting down)

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  • snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨18⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    My roommate is greasy and overweight; I want to sit down to pee but that would end up costing too much in bathroom cleaner.

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• frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  I know exactly how bad it is even without being naked from squatting to piss in the woods or in the car. I don't have a penis though. Ever try to piss in a bottle in a moving car without one? I don't recommend it.

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• FiniteBanjo@feddit.online ⁨56⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Confucious Say

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• CluckN@lemmy.world ⁨49⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Pshh, I’ve gotten so good at pissing I can curve the stream like in Wanted.

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