Comment on True words of wisdom

• PainInTheAES@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s only when you poo standing that you realize how much you spatter

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  • But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That first shart is like a shotgun

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    • PainInTheAES@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You mean a shartgun

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      • fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’ll allow it

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      • But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Bird shot super spread

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      • flint@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I was going to say shitgun, but it felt too on the nose. You sir/ma’m found the sweetspot [chef’s kiss]

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This is Sea Parks reminder to all guests that the first three rows are a splash zone

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    • Bratosch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Slug or buckshot?

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        You know what don’t tell me I’ll figure it out. First you shoot your slug, then you go buck. Right? That sounds right.

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  • Jax@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The cycle of life, and death. Born to shit, forced to wipe.

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• snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I cleat the toilet seat with the blood of my enemies.

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