Comment on True words of wisdom
snoons@lemmy.ca 6 days agoMy roommate is greasy and overweight; I want to sit down to pee but that would end up costing too much in bathroom cleaner.
Comment on True words of wisdom
snoons@lemmy.ca 6 days agoMy roommate is greasy and overweight; I want to sit down to pee but that would end up costing too much in bathroom cleaner.
astar26@lemmy.world 6 days ago
How do you shit?
PainInTheAES@lemmy.world 6 days ago
It’s only when you poo standing that you realize how much you spatter
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 6 days ago
That first shart is like a shotgun
PainInTheAES@lemmy.world 6 days ago
You mean a shartgun
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 days ago
This is Sea Parks reminder to all guests that the first three rows are a splash zone
Bratosch@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Slug or buckshot?
Jax@sh.itjust.works 6 days ago
The cycle of life, and death. Born to shit, forced to wipe.
snoons@lemmy.ca 6 days ago
I cleat the toilet seat with the blood of my enemies.