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snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

My roommate is greasy and overweight; I want to sit down to pee but that would end up costing too much in bathroom cleaner.

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astar26@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
How do you shit?

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    That first shart is like a shotgun
    
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    PainInTheAES@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
    You mean a shartgun
    
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    The cycle of life, and death. Born to shit, forced to wipe.
    
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- snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
  I cleat the toilet seat with the blood of my enemies.
  
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