Comment on True words of wisdom

OldSageRick@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  My roommate is greasy and overweight; I want to sit down to pee but that would end up costing too much in bathroom cleaner.

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  • astar26@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    How do you shit?

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    • PainInTheAES@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It’s only when you poo standing that you realize how much you spatter

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      • But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        That first shart is like a shotgun

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      • Jax@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        The cycle of life, and death. Born to shit, forced to wipe.

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    • snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I cleat the toilet seat with the blood of my enemies.

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