FFS, Halo is the name of the blue lady. The guy in the armor is called Master Chef
Know you're character
Submitted 2 years ago by FARTYSHARTBLAST@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
habanhero@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
No, Master Chef is the renowned competitive cooking television program. You’re thinking about the famous rapper and record producer who is the father of Lil’ Romeo.
Yearly1845@reddthat.com 2 years ago
No no no. Master Chief is what you call someone who owns a bunch of restaurants. You’re thinking of Chief Kief.
bfg9k@lemmy.world 2 years ago
dey put duh mastur ceef in da soder
clearedtoland@lemmy.world 2 years ago
This is exceptional levels of irritating and hilarious.
stephfinitely@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I was weird OK with most of these as a joke but calling Samus a “he” was over the line.
GigaWerts@lemmy.eco.br 2 years ago
Ah yes, the good ol’ John Halo
smeg@feddit.uk 2 years ago
He kills teh aliens and doesn’t afraid of anything
FARTYSHARTBLAST@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
“No John, you are the demon.”
redcalcium@lemmy.institute 2 years ago
John Halo the Masterchef?
GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Everyone knows his name is Terry Mother Moy
Belgdore@lemm.ee 2 years ago
I have no issue with the Warriors description. His name is literally bad Mario and he is yellow.
SerJunkan@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Luigi is indeed a Mario brother as well. Calling him the green Mario seems valid.
thekerker@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything.
bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
John Halo, the best master queef there ever was
lnee@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Yes and Cortana is a voice asstant. Assitanting the
SpartanEdge.AuntieFreeze@lemmy.world 2 years ago
SOISOISOISOISOISOI
SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
This post gave me a stroke.
merc@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Like the guy from the Japanese stealth games named Metal Gear.
And the yellow guy with the severely broken tail called Pokeman
Then there’s the guy with an unknown name who just goes by his title, God of War, though I guess since the series is based on Turkish mythology, you could just call him Mars.
Then the blob of goo who invented many famous comic book characters, Jack Kirby
Oh, and the guy named after Internet Explorer: Browser
And the Swedish guy: Mats Effect
Cosmicomical@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I thought it was the punk band No Effects
Vrijgezelopkamers@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Duke Nukem would like to have a word with Halo.
Lyricism6055@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Metroid is the coolest guy ever.
anonymous_28@lemmynsfw.com 2 years ago
He’s the coolest robot
uranibaba@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Isn’t he a she?
Shard@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I think halo is a pretty cool guy. He kills aliens and not afraid anything.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 years ago
This hurts me mentally and physically.
DAMunzy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
I didn’t realize until I got to the bubble gum.
thorbot@lemmy.world 2 years ago
KNOW YOU ARE
oh I see now
smeg@feddit.uk 2 years ago
But what if Zelda was a girl?
TheOctonaut@mander.xyz 2 years ago
What if Zelda wasn’t a girl but dressed like a girl to pass as one and it made me feel funny
clearleaf@lemmy.world 2 years ago
She would marry Metroid
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Tom B. Raider is the silent offscreen narrator of the game. He only exxists because investors only fund games with strong male leads.
beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Isn’t Tom Braider a famous quarterback in the NHL?
sirico@feddit.uk 2 years ago
Can’t wait to play these on my Nintendo
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Your*
otp@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
I was happy knowing that I am character
ajoebyanyothername@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Just because you are a character doesn’t mean you have character.
HawlSera@lemm.ee 2 years ago
…You used Blue’s sprite to be extra wrong and I love you for it.
beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 2 years ago
“I’m here to chew ass and kick bubblegum and I’m all outta ass!”
Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Well ackshawully his name is Haloman.
Mordachai_Shedbacon@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Gotta add lil jimmy Earthbound, the little boy with a hat who smashes people off the screen yelling “Pecan Fire!”
Smokeydope@lemmy.world 2 years ago
So duke was the chief all a long!
soupbowl@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I lost it at calling her Tomb lmfao
lustyargonian@lemm.ee 2 years ago
You joke but I really don’t know the name of Price of Persia. He’s the cool guy who avoids floor like it’s lava.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 years ago
Well, how much does Persia cost?
lustyargonian@lemm.ee 2 years ago
thouSands of Times more than two thrones.
clearleaf@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Pikmin is a pretty cool character too. He’s an astronaut scientist who has a lot of respect for animals and nature.
TheBadgerKing@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Arrrgh! I hate everything about this post. Love it!
Here4CatPics@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I was suddenly thrown back to elementary school and had a deep seated rage that hadn’t reared it’s head in decades come crashing over me
Was that a stroke?
Cosmicomical@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Ah yes they forgot the super fast bird that hunts for cyborgs in a dystopian future, blade runner
M137@lemm.ee 2 years ago
If you misspelled the title on purpose you should be banned, we really don’t need that kind of “rage bait” shit here too. If it was an accident you’re just dumb, take time and learn basic grammar.
beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 2 years ago
you’re just dumb
*your
404@lemmy.zip 2 years ago
Even the post title. Good job I hate you
ledtasso@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Their username is also hilarious
FARTYSHARTBLAST
a reference to Slartibartfast from Hitchhikers Guide :D
GFGJewbacca@lemm.ee 2 years ago
I thought that was the reference! Good to know I’m not crazy.