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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨FARTYSHARTBLAST@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • 404@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Even the post title. Good job I hate you

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    • ledtasso@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Their username is also hilarious

      FARTYSHARTBLAST

      a reference to Slartibartfast from Hitchhikers Guide :D

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      • GFGJewbacca@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I thought that was the reference! Good to know I’m not crazy.

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  • EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    FFS, Halo is the name of the blue lady. The guy in the armor is called Master Chef

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    • habanhero@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      No, Master Chef is the renowned competitive cooking television program. You’re thinking about the famous rapper and record producer who is the father of Lil’ Romeo.

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      • Yearly1845@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        No no no. Master Chief is what you call someone who owns a bunch of restaurants. You’re thinking of Chief Kief.

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    • bfg9k@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      dey put duh mastur ceef in da soder

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  • clearedtoland@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This is exceptional levels of irritating and hilarious.

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  • stephfinitely@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I was weird OK with most of these as a joke but calling Samus a “he” was over the line.

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  • GigaWerts@lemmy.eco.br ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Ah yes, the good ol’ John Halo

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    • smeg@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      He kills teh aliens and doesn’t afraid of anything

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    • FARTYSHARTBLAST@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      “No John, you are the demon.”

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    • redcalcium@lemmy.institute ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      John Halo the Masterchef?

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    • GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Everyone knows his name is Terry Mother Moy

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  • Belgdore@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I have no issue with the Warriors description. His name is literally bad Mario and he is yellow.

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    • SerJunkan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Luigi is indeed a Mario brother as well. Calling him the green Mario seems valid.

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  • thekerker@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything.

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    • bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      John Halo, the best master queef there ever was

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    • lnee@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yes and Cortana is a voice asstant. Assitanting the Spartan Edge.

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    • AuntieFreeze@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      SOISOISOISOISOISOI

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  • SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This post gave me a stroke.

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  • merc@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Like the guy from the Japanese stealth games named Metal Gear.

    And the yellow guy with the severely broken tail called Pokeman

    Then there’s the guy with an unknown name who just goes by his title, God of War, though I guess since the series is based on Turkish mythology, you could just call him Mars.

    Then the blob of goo who invented many famous comic book characters, Jack Kirby

    Oh, and the guy named after Internet Explorer: Browser

    And the Swedish guy: Mats Effect

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    • rockerface@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      My favourite is definitely Elden John

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      • merc@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        He’s the hero of Elden Ring right?

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    • Cosmicomical@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I thought it was the punk band No Effects

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  • Vrijgezelopkamers@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Duke Nukem would like to have a word with Halo.

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  • Lyricism6055@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Metroid is the coolest guy ever.

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    • anonymous_28@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      He’s the coolest robot

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    • uranibaba@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Isn’t he a she?

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  • Shard@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I think halo is a pretty cool guy. He kills aliens and not afraid anything.

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This hurts me mentally and physically.

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    • DAMunzy@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I didn’t realize until I got to the bubble gum.

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  • thorbot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    KNOW YOU ARE

    oh I see now

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  • smeg@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    But what if Zelda was a girl?

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    • TheOctonaut@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      What if Zelda wasn’t a girl but dressed like a girl to pass as one and it made me feel funny

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    • clearleaf@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      She would marry Metroid

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Tom B. Raider is the silent offscreen narrator of the game. He only exxists because investors only fund games with strong male leads.

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    • beebarfbadger@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Isn’t Tom Braider a famous quarterback in the NHL?

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  • sirico@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Can’t wait to play these on my Nintendo

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  • TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Your*

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    • otp@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I was happy knowing that I am character

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      • ajoebyanyothername@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Just because you are a character doesn’t mean you have character.

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  • HawlSera@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    …You used Blue’s sprite to be extra wrong and I love you for it.

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  • beebarfbadger@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “I’m here to chew ass and kick bubblegum and I’m all outta ass!”

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  • Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Well ackshawully his name is Haloman.

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  • Mordachai_Shedbacon@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Gotta add lil jimmy Earthbound, the little boy with a hat who smashes people off the screen yelling “Pecan Fire!”

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  • Smokeydope@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    So duke was the chief all a long!

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  • soupbowl@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I lost it at calling her Tomb lmfao

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  • lustyargonian@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You joke but I really don’t know the name of Price of Persia. He’s the cool guy who avoids floor like it’s lava.

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    • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Well, how much does Persia cost?

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      • lustyargonian@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        thouSands of Times more than two thrones.

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  • clearleaf@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Pikmin is a pretty cool character too. He’s an astronaut scientist who has a lot of respect for animals and nature.

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  • TheBadgerKing@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Arrrgh! I hate everything about this post. Love it!

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  • Here4CatPics@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I was suddenly thrown back to elementary school and had a deep seated rage that hadn’t reared it’s head in decades come crashing over me

    Was that a stroke?

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  • Cosmicomical@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Ah yes they forgot the super fast bird that hunts for cyborgs in a dystopian future, blade runner

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  • M137@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    If you misspelled the title on purpose you should be banned, we really don’t need that kind of “rage bait” shit here too. If it was an accident you’re just dumb, take time and learn basic grammar.

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    • beebarfbadger@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      you’re just dumb

      *your

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