FARTYSHARTBLAST
@FARTYSHARTBLAST@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on What a ripoff! 11 months ago:
Way too late for that: We already deep fry everything from ice cream to oreos.
- Comment on What a ripoff! 11 months ago:
Derp fried sushi!
- Comment on Know you're character 11 months ago:
Fun fact: The quote from Duke Nukem is originally from a movie called They Live.
- Comment on Know you're character 11 months ago:
“No John, you are the demon.”
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- Comment on What will you do if Mario and his dog are chasing you on a motorcycle? 11 months ago:
Fall back, then use the blue shell. Nice try Mario…
- Comment on Weird 🤔 11 months ago:
You’re not turtle enough for the Turtle Club.
- Comment on Greet them 11 months ago:
ohai frens
- Comment on Nice 11 months ago:
Actually, never mind: Please leave so I can concentrate.
- Comment on Nice 11 months ago:
Horseshit, now observe as a jack off to an abstract idea!
- Comment on Ok Lemmy Rorschach test time. Tell me what you see. 11 months ago:
Looks like an ink blot
- Comment on PEACHES COME FROM A CAN 11 months ago:
IN A FACTORY DOOWWN TOOOOOWWWWN!
- Comment on Doesn't matter, had sex 1 year ago:
Weird, this looks like my ex girlfriend Kevin James.
- Comment on Sounds like an amazing date night. 1 year ago:
Even jacketed rounds don’t keep everything off your hands. Never eat or drink at the range and wash your hands as soon as you’re done.
- Comment on Sounds like an amazing date night. 1 year ago:
Just be sure to wash your hands before you eat the tacos: Heavy metals bad!
- Comment on don't buy porn from temu 1 year ago:
Don’t buy anything from Temu lol
- Comment on From gamer to what?? 1 year ago:
I was about to say I was getting obvious plant adjacent vibes off this lol
- Comment on There's Jews for Jesus, are there Christians against Christ? 1 year ago:
Yeah, most of them seem to be these days…
- Comment on FOUR whole parking spots 1 year ago:
Same here but that sounds about right from what I can remember.
- Comment on FOUR whole parking spots 1 year ago:
Keying this car is a moral imperative.
- Comment on My lemon harvest 1 year ago:
ONE MILLION YEARS DUNGEON!
