FARTYSHARTBLAST

@FARTYSHARTBLAST@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What a ripoff!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Way too late for that: We already deep fry everything from ice cream to oreos.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What a ripoff!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Derp fried sushi!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Know you're character⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Fun fact: The quote from Duke Nukem is originally from a movie called They Live.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Know you're character⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  “No John, you are the demon.”

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What will you do if Mario and his dog are chasing you on a motorcycle?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Fall back, then use the blue shell. Nice try Mario…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Weird 🤔⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re not turtle enough for the Turtle Club.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Greet them⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  ohai frens

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nice⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Actually, never mind: Please leave so I can concentrate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nice⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Horseshit, now observe as a jack off to an abstract idea!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ok Lemmy Rorschach test time. Tell me what you see.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks like an ink blot

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PEACHES COME FROM A CAN⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  IN A FACTORY DOOWWN TOOOOOWWWWN!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Doesn't matter, had sex⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Weird, this looks like my ex girlfriend Kevin James.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sounds like an amazing date night.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Even jacketed rounds don’t keep everything off your hands. Never eat or drink at the range and wash your hands as soon as you’re done.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sounds like an amazing date night.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Just be sure to wash your hands before you eat the tacos: Heavy metals bad!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨don't buy porn from temu⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t buy anything from Temu lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨From gamer to what??⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I was about to say I was getting obvious plant adjacent vibes off this lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There's Jews for Jesus, are there Christians against Christ?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, most of them seem to be these days…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FOUR whole parking spots⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Same here but that sounds about right from what I can remember.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FOUR whole parking spots⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Keying this car is a moral imperative.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My lemon harvest⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  ONE MILLION YEARS DUNGEON!