Sorry, force of habit my B

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• ekZepp@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Note: At 2:32pm The patient switched hand.

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  • Phantaloons@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    lol, told you he’d go to coomer first. You owe me $60

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Masturbating before sleep is how I fall asleep. Don’t they want real world data? 🤷‍♂️

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  • vrek@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Yes but I’ll admit the flicking of my tongue and licking my lips are not normally done.

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  • yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Not in 3D usually no

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Whoa…

      What’s jerking off in 4 dimensions like? :O

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  • suxen_tsihcrana@anarchist.nexus ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Yes that’s ideal. And I know this is my 50th sleep study. I needed another one, and I will continue taking them. Yes, my insurance quit on me long ago, I don’t care how much this costs, JUST TAKE MY MONEY, HOOK ME UP AND LOOK ME IN THE EYE

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  • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    They are in a different room. Idk if they have cameras though.

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    • conartistpanda@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Five nights at jorker’s

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  • Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    “No, I usually stare into the photo of my deceased grandparents.”

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• wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I have had a holter monitor strapped to me twice; the first time, a totally typical day, including the usual freaky shit. The second, I was better prepared and came before the appointment.

  As far as I’m aware there wasn’t a meaningf difference in the results. And jerking it might give better, more accurate results, if it’s a regular scheduled activity.

  It’s not like you’d be the first one to do it. If you like an audience, even better. If you’ve got it, flaunt it.

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  • Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    How about exercising with the monitor? Like if that’s part of my regular day.

    Never have had holter monitor, but few of my friends said they need to stand still while it measures. That would make working out kinda harder.

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  • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I had a full sleep study done that included a holter. I did consider exactly that, but all the wires made it a pain in the ass just getting up to pee, let alone getting freaky

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  • protist@retrofed.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Most sleep studies take place in a visually observed room at a doctor’s office

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    • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      This changes nothing

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    • PhoenixDog@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      You mean an audience?

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• Akasazh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  A Friend of my spouse was in hospital and awaiting surgery (a stint or bypass it something) he was very bored and decided to rub one out on the toilet.

  He was still connected to the heart monitor, though, so whilst he was at it the nurse came to the door and ask him if everything was ok. This ruined his immersion and thus could not finish so then he was bored and slightly blue balled

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  • Rooster326@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Immersion in…?

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    • Akasazh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      The sexual fantasy whilst chugging on his wang

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    • finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      His hospital toilet kink

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• Grass@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  weird timing for me to see this. my appointment is tomorrow.

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  • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Bring lube

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    • prime_number_314159@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      If it’s not a 55 gallon drum, don’t even bother bringing it.

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• Drusas@fedia.io ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Before reading the comic, I assumed "B" meant "bitches".

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• Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I mean… That’s part of the study.

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