Masturbating before sleep is how I fall asleep. Don’t they want real world data? 🤷♂️
Sorry, force of habit my B
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
vrek@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
Yes but I’ll admit the flicking of my tongue and licking my lips are not normally done.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Not in 3D usually no
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
Whoa…
What’s jerking off in 4 dimensions like? :O
suxen_tsihcrana@anarchist.nexus 3 weeks ago
Yes that’s ideal. And I know this is my 50th sleep study. I needed another one, and I will continue taking them. Yes, my insurance quit on me long ago, I don’t care how much this costs, JUST TAKE MY MONEY, HOOK ME UP AND LOOK ME IN THE EYE
Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
“No, I usually stare into the photo of my deceased grandparents.”
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
They are in a different room. Idk if they have cameras though.
conartistpanda@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Five nights at jorker’s
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I have had a holter monitor strapped to me twice; the first time, a totally typical day, including the usual freaky shit. The second, I was better prepared and came before the appointment.
As far as I’m aware there wasn’t a meaningf difference in the results. And jerking it might give better, more accurate results, if it’s a regular scheduled activity.
It’s not like you’d be the first one to do it. If you like an audience, even better. If you’ve got it, flaunt it.
Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org 3 weeks ago
How about exercising with the monitor? Like if that’s part of my regular day.
Never have had holter monitor, but few of my friends said they need to stand still while it measures. That would make working out kinda harder.
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
I had a full sleep study done that included a holter. I did consider exactly that, but all the wires made it a pain in the ass just getting up to pee, let alone getting freaky
protist@retrofed.com 3 weeks ago
Most sleep studies take place in a visually observed room at a doctor’s office
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
This changes nothing
PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You mean an audience?
Akasazh@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
A Friend of my spouse was in hospital and awaiting surgery (a stint or bypass it something) he was very bored and decided to rub one out on the toilet.
He was still connected to the heart monitor, though, so whilst he was at it the nurse came to the door and ask him if everything was ok. This ruined his immersion and thus could not finish so then he was bored and slightly blue balled
Rooster326@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
Immersion in…?
Akasazh@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The sexual fantasy whilst chugging on his wang
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
His hospital toilet kink
Grass@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
weird timing for me to see this. my appointment is tomorrow.
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Bring lube
prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
If it’s not a 55 gallon drum, don’t even bother bringing it.
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s a sign.
Drusas@fedia.io 3 weeks ago
Before reading the comic, I assumed "B" meant "bitches".
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I mean… That’s part of the study.
ekZepp@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Note: At 2:32pm The patient switched hand.
Phantaloons@piefed.zip 3 weeks ago
lol, told you he’d go to coomer first. You owe me $60