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Anon is Arthur Schopenhauer

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Submitted ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I wouldn’t push a woman down the stairs, but I could see myself writing an essay on why only dumb people can tolerate loud noises and that being loud should be made illegal.

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    • rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      can confirm, am dumbasses, like loud noisy music

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      • nomy@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        loud noisy music actually doesn’t bother me as much as say, quiet, crinkly plastic being wrapped/unwrapped.

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    • hanrahan@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      you’d have my vote

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      • yakko@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Everyone get in here, we’re voting on essays!

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    • solxix@pawb.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Hey I think you tried to store json in a string field

      /s

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  • HAL_9_TRILLION@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m not autistic, nor have I ever gravely injured someone through my own action (or inaction) that I know of, but I will tell you this: I don’t understand how these attention-starved children driving these rice burners with their goddamn POW POW UNF POW exhaust systems (and you fuckers know what I’m talking about) are allowed to exist.

    I am not a violent person, but I would read their obituaries with great satisfaction.

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    • BenLeMan@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Dass only in the mornin’.
      Iss like a alarm clock.
      Iss dat woo WOO!

      Source: Bubb Rubb and Little Sis

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      • KingGordon@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Just for decoration!

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    • greyscale@lemmy.grey.ooo ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I can’t get over how DSG exhaust sound like farts.

      Its completely unnecessary too.

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    • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      As a former rider who had a very quite bike and almost got killed by a driver, I totally understand the desire to have a noisy bike. Noisy bikes save lives.

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      • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Noisy bikes piss off your neighbors. Loud pipes DON’T save lives, they make people hate you. Car cabins have become quieter over the years and all you do is get louder for no reason.

        Want to be safe? Follow the rules of the road. Don’t weave in and out of cars. Be predictable. DON’T lane split. Be visible (don’t wear all black at night).

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    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      But how else will they tell everyone that they’re big and tough?

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  • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    being loud should be made illegal

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    • idiomaddict@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’m an immigrant in Germany and my boss (from here) recently asked me if it was a jerk move to do laundry on a Sunday if she checked with her neighbors first.

      It made me realize I’ve been such an unintentional asshole. I’ve been avoiding things like carpentry and band practice, not laundry. There’s a guy on my street who mows the lawn before nine in the morning on Sundays though, so I’m not the worst in my neighborhood.

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      • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        There’s a guy on my street who mows the lawn before nine in the morning

        These people are the worst

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      • rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I don’t think anyone actually cares about washing machines on sundays, as long as they’re not running at night … though YMMV based on how anal your neighbors are and how much they hate you.

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    • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That’s not a common thing? Nighttime disturbance?

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  • grueling_spool@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    In case anyone else is curious, the essay is simply titled “On Noise.”

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    • Madzielle@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      why do I have to log in to read something “free online”? ahh…

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      • frog@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        biblioklept.org/…/on-noise-arthur-schopenhauer/

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    • Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Fuckin jstor pay walling this kind of stuff is wild

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    • SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “Ueber Lerm und Geräusch” in original.

      In case anyone was curious

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    • Abrinoxus@thelemmy.club ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      We need a work named “On jstor”

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    • Abrinoxus@thelemmy.club ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      just abolish jstor and the likes

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  • qualia@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Excessive noise is bad, violence is worse. Moral licensing for escalating is a hell of a drug.

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    • IronBird@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      violence is fine, just has to precise and for the right purpose

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      • Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Same with noise lol

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      • MoffKalast@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        "This is the worst kind of violence, the kind against me!"

        • everyone everywhere ever
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    • faintwhenfree@lemmus.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      So what would be appropriate response for excessive noise? Sand in their shoes?

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  • nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    this guy was so unbelievably based

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    • Mac@mander.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      man gets annoyed by loud noises, escalates to violence

      Sooooo based, bro

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  • mindbleach@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Contrast Charles Babbage, who was actively harassed by deliberately shitty street musicians, whose business model was to be paid to fuck off.

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  • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Posts like these make me glad I can sleep through pretty much anything. It might wake me up but I can just ignore it once I’ve identified it isn’t a threat of some sort and go back to sleep.

    Only time I can think of that this wasn’t the case was one time when I lived in a basement apartment, the landlord must have been installing hardwood floors or something right above my room as I was trying to sleep in. I eventually gave up and my coworkers were surprised to see me in early that day lol (still later than any of them, landlord wasn’t being an asshole with the time).

    That said, people who do loud things because they want attention are assholes (outside of specific contexts like concerts).

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