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There are 206 bones in the human body or 207 if your guts are long enough

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Submitted ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “How long are your guts” would work on me.

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    • voodooattack@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      If you fall for those tricks, you’re boned.

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    • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      you sure?

      How long are your guts?

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      • psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Well (s)he is a giant so probably pretty long.

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  • tiny_hedgehog@piefed.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Arguably “How long are your guts?” is quite a good, if not very forward, pickup line.

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    • PattyMcB@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I can rearrange them for you!

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      • baatliwala@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Okay Conquest

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      • fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        but like, not rough or anything. i just like to get way up in there and hang out, getting comfy

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  • psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Mr. Skelington almost assuredly has more game than me.

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  • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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  • Hupf@feddit.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Textbook humor

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  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Draw me like one of your French skeletons…

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  • wuffah@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    How many inches of bone are in your body? 😏

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    • sik0fewl@piefed.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Would you like four more? 😉

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      • thebestaquaman@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Best I can do is three fiddy :/

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  • mavu@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That is a great Headline(?) of the post. Took me a minute to get.
    Also made me think, do especially tall people have more vertebrae?
    Do all humans have the exact same number of bones?
    why?
    that seems incredibly random.
    Not even one little extra bone?

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    • puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      for the first part imma say no. giraffes actually have the same amount of neck bones as a human!

      for the second part imma say yes. because stuff like polydactyly exists and happens so

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  • UnRelatedBurner@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    guts mention

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  • tenchiken@anarchist.nexus ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Do you like Huey Lewis?

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “Hey, baby, drink a lot of milk?”

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  • ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Viagra and long enough, let’s bone

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