There are 206 bones in the human body or 207 if your guts are long enough

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• tiny_hedgehog@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Arguably “How long are your guts?” is quite a good, if not very forward, pickup line.

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  • PattyMcB@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I can rearrange them for you!

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    • baatliwala@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Okay Conquest

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    • fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      but like, not rough or anything. i just like to get way up in there and hang out, getting comfy

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  • stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    “What food makes you grow” works for women assuming the next word is pussy.

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• TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “How long are your guts” would work on me.

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  • voodooattack@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    If you fall for those tricks, you’re boned.

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  • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    you sure?

    How long are your guts?

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    • psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Well (s)he is a giant so probably pretty long.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Uh, which set

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• dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Image

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• wuffah@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  How many inches of bone are in your body? 😏

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  • sik0fewl@piefed.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Would you like four more? 😉

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    • thebestaquaman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Best I can do is three fiddy :/

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Front to back or top to bottom?

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• Hupf@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Textbook humor

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• psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Mr. Skelington almost assuredly has more game than me.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    🟤 🐔 🟤 🐮

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• hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Draw me like one of your French skeletons…

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “Hey, baby, drink a lot of milk?”

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• ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Viagra and long enough, let’s bone

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• Rooster326@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Real missed opportunity to say

  This skeleton wants to bone

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• mavu@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  That is a great Headline(?) of the post. Took me a minute to get.
  Also made me think, do especially tall people have more vertebrae?
  Do all humans have the exact same number of bones?
  why?
  that seems incredibly random.
  Not even one little extra bone?

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  • puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    for the first part imma say no. giraffes actually have the same amount of neck bones as a human!

    for the second part imma say yes. because stuff like polydactyly exists and happens so

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    • mavu@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I will look this giraffe thing up, that is madness.

      Evolve some more bones you weird yellow sky-lawnmowers.

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• UnRelatedBurner@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  guts mention

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• tenchiken@anarchist.nexus ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Do you like Huey Lewis?

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• Heavybell@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  He want to bone

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• 6stringringer@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Ribbed for maximum pleasure.

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• Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Hey baby, has anyone ever told you you’re a giving person?

  You’ve already given me an extra bone!

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• Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  So relatable.

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