Probably produces better results than snorting a line of crushed-up Ivermectin, or whatever it is RFK is suggesting these days.
We've finally found the cure
Submitted 2 months ago by Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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58008@lemmy.world 2 months ago
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Was that written by predictive text?
orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I’ll tell you on Friday.
Trex202@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I agree with you and the other team members good luck in your future endeavors and your family and family and family and family and family and family
Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I hope so
KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
TJ and I will be a good time
Digit@lemmy.wtf 2 months ago
Can I get that on the NHS?
FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org 2 months ago
Can this technique cure ADHD too?
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Unfortunately no, it requires you to add some crystal for it to do that
gmtom@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Idk about a cigarette, but if you use weed this definitely works.
homes@piefed.world 2 months ago
OK, I gotta know: what’s a “sloppy toppy“?
wuffah@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Well son, that’s when a loose woman slobs on your knob like corn on the cob.
Naich@piefed.world 2 months ago
🎶 that’s amore 🎶
ashenone@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
When you getting that hob goblin knob slobberin double decker pecker wrecker
theroastedtoaster@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
You’re telling me I’ve been eating corn wrong this while time??
Arcadeep@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I… But… Teeth??
EndOfLine@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Don’t listen to the perverts. A sloppy toppy is an ice cream, typically served in a cone, with extra syrup (caramel, chocolate, etc) drizzled on top. The excess results in the syrup dripping off, making it “sloppy” if you aren’t fast enough to lick it all off.
So next time you are at an ice cream parlour ask for a sloppy toppy.
shutz@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
True story: Hawaiian Punch started as a fruity ice cream topping. Then people started diluting the syrup in water and drinking the result
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
Blowjob
floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Not just any blowjob
homes@piefed.world 2 months ago
That’s it? That’s a little disappointing…
how_we_burned@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Well it ain’t no where as good as a Rusty Venture…
homes@piefed.world 2 months ago
Just by chance, while walking home from class, one day, I ran into Doc Hammer just standing on the street smoking a cigarette. And I got the chance to ask him what a Rusty Venture was. His response?
“What do you think it is?”
Brilliant. We ended up walking several bucks down to Washington Square, Park together before we parted ways. He is a very interesting fellow.
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
It sounds like letting Willy Wonka fuck you
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Willy Wonka and the sex toy factory. “You know Charlie, no other factory in the world mixes their lube by waterfall.”
kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Pretty much this
youtu.be/wD7PKKstAcg
homes@piefed.world 2 months ago
Risky click of the day
Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ah the good Ole days
FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org 2 months ago
Read your edit and my only question is: are you gonna buy grapefruits?
homes@piefed.world 2 months ago
No. I’m already pretty awesome at sucking dick, plus I got other tricks that don’t require any “assistance“.