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• homes@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  OK, I gotta know: what’s a “sloppy toppy“?

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  • wuffah@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Well son, that’s when a loose woman slobs on your knob like corn on the cob.

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    • Naich@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      🎶 that’s amore 🎶

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    • ashenone@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      When you getting that hob goblin knob slobberin double decker pecker wrecker

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    • theroastedtoaster@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You’re telling me I’ve been eating corn wrong this while time??

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    • Arcadeep@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I… But… Teeth??

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  • EndOfLine@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Don’t listen to the perverts. A sloppy toppy is an ice cream, typically served in a cone, with extra syrup (caramel, chocolate, etc) drizzled on top. The excess results in the syrup dripping off, making it “sloppy” if you aren’t fast enough to lick it all off.

    So next time you are at an ice cream parlour ask for a sloppy toppy.

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    • shutz@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      True story: Hawaiian Punch started as a fruity ice cream topping. Then people started diluting the syrup in water and drinking the result

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Blowjob

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    • floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Not just any blowjob

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    • homes@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That’s it? That’s a little disappointing…

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  • how_we_burned@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    OK, I gotta know: what’s a “sloppy toppy“?

    Well it ain’t no where as good as a Rusty Venture…

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    • homes@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Just by chance, while walking home from class, one day, I ran into Doc Hammer just standing on the street smoking a cigarette. And I got the chance to ask him what a Rusty Venture was. His response?

      “What do you think it is?”

      Brilliant. We ended up walking several bucks down to Washington Square, Park together before we parted ways. He is a very interesting fellow.

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  • panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It sounds like letting Willy Wonka fuck you

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    • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Willy Wonka and the sex toy factory. “You know Charlie, no other factory in the world mixes their lube by waterfall.”

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  • kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Pretty much this

    youtu.be/wD7PKKstAcg

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    • homes@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Risky click of the day

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    • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Ah the good Ole days

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  • FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Read your edit and my only question is: are you gonna buy grapefruits?

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    • homes@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      No. I’m already pretty awesome at sucking dick, plus I got other tricks that don’t require any “assistance“.

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• 58008@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Probably produces better results than snorting a line of crushed-up Ivermectin, or whatever it is RFK is suggesting these days.

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• FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Was that written by predictive text?

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  • orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’ll tell you on Friday.

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    • Trex202@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I agree with you and the other team members good luck in your future endeavors and your family and family and family and family and family and family

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  • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I hope so

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  • KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    TJ and I will be a good time

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• Digit@lemmy.wtf ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Can I get that on the NHS?

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• FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Can this technique cure ADHD too?

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  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Unfortunately no, it requires you to add some crystal for it to do that

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  • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    No

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    • FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      🙁

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• gmtom@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Idk about a cigarette, but if you use weed this definitely works.

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