Probably produces better results than snorting a line of crushed-up Ivermectin, or whatever it is RFK is suggesting these days.
We've finally found the cure
Submitted 1 month ago by Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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58008@lemmy.world 1 month ago
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Was that written by predictive text?
orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
I’ll tell you on Friday.
Trex202@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I agree with you and the other team members good luck in your future endeavors and your family and family and family and family and family and family
Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I hope so
KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
TJ and I will be a good time
Digit@lemmy.wtf 1 month ago
Can I get that on the NHS?
FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org 1 month ago
Can this technique cure ADHD too?
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Unfortunately no, it requires you to add some crystal for it to do that
gmtom@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Idk about a cigarette, but if you use weed this definitely works.
homes@piefed.world 1 month ago
OK, I gotta know: what’s a “sloppy toppy“?
wuffah@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Well son, that’s when a loose woman slobs on your knob like corn on the cob.
Naich@piefed.world 1 month ago
🎶 that’s amore 🎶
ashenone@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
When you getting that hob goblin knob slobberin double decker pecker wrecker
theroastedtoaster@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
You’re telling me I’ve been eating corn wrong this while time??
Arcadeep@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I… But… Teeth??
EndOfLine@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Don’t listen to the perverts. A sloppy toppy is an ice cream, typically served in a cone, with extra syrup (caramel, chocolate, etc) drizzled on top. The excess results in the syrup dripping off, making it “sloppy” if you aren’t fast enough to lick it all off.
So next time you are at an ice cream parlour ask for a sloppy toppy.
shutz@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
True story: Hawaiian Punch started as a fruity ice cream topping. Then people started diluting the syrup in water and drinking the result
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
Blowjob
floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Not just any blowjob
homes@piefed.world 1 month ago
That’s it? That’s a little disappointing…
how_we_burned@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Well it ain’t no where as good as a Rusty Venture…
homes@piefed.world 1 month ago
Just by chance, while walking home from class, one day, I ran into Doc Hammer just standing on the street smoking a cigarette. And I got the chance to ask him what a Rusty Venture was. His response?
“What do you think it is?”
Brilliant. We ended up walking several bucks down to Washington Square, Park together before we parted ways. He is a very interesting fellow.
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
It sounds like letting Willy Wonka fuck you
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Willy Wonka and the sex toy factory. “You know Charlie, no other factory in the world mixes their lube by waterfall.”
kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Pretty much this
youtu.be/wD7PKKstAcg
homes@piefed.world 1 month ago
Risky click of the day
Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Ah the good Ole days
FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org 1 month ago
Read your edit and my only question is: are you gonna buy grapefruits?
homes@piefed.world 1 month ago
No. I’m already pretty awesome at sucking dick, plus I got other tricks that don’t require any “assistance“.