Me after 3 shots of vodka
Submitted 3 weeks ago by TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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balderdash9@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
socsa@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Me, when he drives the speed limit and stops at every signal:
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Is that something special? That’s how I always drive. I’m German though, so I believe in rules for the best of society.
gesshoku@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
A bit of horny, but yet feels so wholesome.
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The good news is my bra is off. The bad news is my manboobs are sagging and the conversation in the room turned awkward.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
are they going to let you back into the Golden Corral?
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The manager said “no” called me “vibe killer” as he escorted me out and locked the door behind me.
A meth-head said “welcome to the club” and invited me to IHOP, so, not a total loss.
Landless2029@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Just as we miss violet we get Taylor…
Keep it coming
DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
TachyonTele@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
A/s/l?
TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
American/sign/language?
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
age sex location
it’s some code from 1980s dating platforms or so i was told
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
British/sign/language :(
TachyonTele@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Fuck yeah/GO/American
W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
18/f/Cali
vivalapivo@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Oh no, get some sleep
TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
No i want more vodka first.
toynbee@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
It seems likely those goals will align fairly promptly.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Me after 3 shots of vodka, helpfully putting it back on, not having a clue
Obnomus@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Ayo what
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Mood, but also it’s not like I was keeping it on sober…
realitaetsverlust@piefed.zip 3 weeks ago
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athatet@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
For real. Normally I’m whatever but the horny posting on lemmy has been off the charts recently.
realitaetsverlust@piefed.zip 3 weeks ago
I’ma be honest, I suspect that these users are trying to gain a “reputation” and at some point try to promote some onlyfans creators.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
blame the loss of lemmynsfw.
don’t worry about it too much. once the Christian Puritans in power implement their social media laws it will be a crime to be a woman on the internet and all us men can go back to jerking off to each other like god intended.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
it’s better than more depressing news about the US.
It’s either this, that or B E A N S
RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 2 weeks ago
glad i didn’t contribute to that :3
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
She was based, now it’s just…it starts to feel cheap and less relatable after people do it all the time.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’m not locked in horny jail with you. You’re locked in horny jail with me.
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YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Whoreschach was never meant to be the hero.
MrLLM@ani.social 2 weeks ago
We’re all locked in together 😏
MasterNerd@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Begun, the horny war has