Turpentine story

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• GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Just … just go to a doctor. wtf. it is the 21st century.

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  • Sanctus@anarchist.nexus ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    American probably

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    • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      So no then

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  • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    OP would even be safer following ChatGPT at this point

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    • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Probably did

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    • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      T minus a few months before LLMs have been trained on this greentext and adopt its wisdom into their responses if you make your prompt a bit incelly to set up the context.

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  • Psionicsickness@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hahahaha, I don’t have an extra $10,000 laying around.

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  • gibmiser@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They have the forbidden knowledge, you are just jealous of their ability to SEE THROUGH THE LIES

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  • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Someone tell my butler to make an appointment for a checkup at the luxury hospital.

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• sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The emails my antivax dad sends me

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  • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If anti-parasite helps with covid, then shouldn’t they take covid vaccine to help with parasite?

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• turdas@suppo.fi ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Those white clumps were probably his gut lining

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Most definitely.

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• tja@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Wait. If you like sweets it means you have worms?

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  • ChicoSuave@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No. It’s means the 4Chan user is wrong about lots of things. They ate poison on a pop tart to get rid of worms and then panic ate a charcoal. Why would they be right about something when literally everything else they do is the worst possible idea?

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    • jdr@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Eating charcoal is a decent idea if you’ve poisoned yourself.

      Not as good as going to hospital or just not poisoning yourself in the first place, but it was the first reasonable thing in the post.

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    • LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Charcoal on day 3. Even IF it would have worked, it was far too late for charcoal at that point.

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  • Electricdoggo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s some weird pseudoscience nonsense recently that a craving for sweets or carbs is because you have intestinal parasites.

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    • JennyLaFae@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Most Americans are so addicted to their synthetic corn sugar that they think “no sugar rush” = “hungry”

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  • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    yes. that’s where gummy worms come from

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    • tja@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ohh, I see.

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  • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I think they mean if you have a high appetite

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    • bizarroland@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It could also be that you have eaten sweets recently, and so you have a craving for sweets.

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• lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Anon had too much turpentine to clean what he has soiled. And he won’t forget it!

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