Open Menu
AllLocalCommunitiesAbout
lotide
AllLocalCommunitiesAbout
Login

wow, news headlines are going crazy...

⁨168⁩ ⁨likes⁩

Submitted ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨theHRguy@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/0df964ba-9138-4f81-ab59-e691ba7ad1a4.png

…substack.com/…/pete-hegseth-public-urinating-alc…

source

Comments

Sort:hotnewtop
  • Hackworth@piefed.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I feel like public urination is considerably less awful than the rest of those things. Why start with that? Is it like, to ease us into the headline? An amuse-bouche?

    source
    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      No, he’s an abuse-douche

      source
      • GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        👈😎👈

        source
    • Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Because it would be weirder to end on it: sexual predator, cheater, nonprofit bankrupting, racist white Christian nationalist, and public urinator.

      source
      • iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I think you could definitely end with it, but it softens the blow. I feel like that kind of style is usually reserved for comedy/roasting, though, where people may overexaggerate or just fabricate some horrible descriptors for someone and then end with an unflattering but true, descriptor.

        You’re definitely right that it doesn’t fit here, because all of those things are true about Kegsbreath.

        source
    • OrteilGenou@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Urination amuse-bouche? You’re thinking of Comrade Cheeto

      source
    • Epp@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s in ascending order, from least to worst of his offenses.

      source
      • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        the least offensive being Pete Hegseth, and the worst being an idiot that started WW3.

        source
  • mycodesucks@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    I mean, it’s a heck of a headline, but I don’t think it takes a deep investigation to understand “He sucked up to an equally heinous piece of shit that the worst people on Earth inexplicably put back into power.”

    source
  • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    FYI, “HR News” is outrage bait, LLM-generated blog slop that’s specifically crafted to get people to click on it to feel angry. As an example (that I’ll keep harping on about, because it’s proof positive):

    “HR News” had an article whose headline said that there was a study quantifying the amount of LLM-generated content on Reddit (something like “15%”?) The article even said the journal and year it was published. However, they never provided author names, identifiers, a link, the title of the article, an issue/page number, etc. After a lot of digging (exhausting every single article in that journal in that year and searching keywords just in case they somehow got the journal name wrong), it turns out they’d completely made the fucking thing up. The article never existed. The entire premise of the blog post (that I’ll refuse to call a “news article”, because it’s a fucking Substack blog) was fabricated.

    source
    • Sneptaur@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      It’s so obvious to me but I can imagine it’s not obvious to some folks… the bias is actually wild and the articles are very boilerplate and “emotionally charged”

      source
  • Danarchy@lemmy.nz ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    This headline isn’t very accurate. For one thing he’s not much of a Christian.

    source
  • finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    The history books abut this time are gonna be so fucking weird to people in the future.

    source
  • PattyMcB@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I was born in 1980 and I joined the military at 18. I earned my way and I fucking hate this sad sack of shit warmonger.

    source
  • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What does the writer really think?

    source
  • frog@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    this is not lemmypisspost

    source
  • 5715@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Report

    source
    • Epp@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yes, sir! Reporting for duty!

      source
  • tanisnikana@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m pretty sure everyone who’s been stuck outside for any real length of time is a public urinator, me included. I wouldn’t hold that against anyone. However, everything else, mans needs jail.

    source
    • blarghly@lemmy.world ⁨59⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      As a fellow public urinator - yes

      source
  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    conservative cucks be like

    source