Plot twist: draft dodgers will be sent to El Salvador and lose their US citizenship. SCOTUS will OK this b/c if you’re unwilling to “defend” the US, you don’t deserve citizenship.
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ClownStatue@piefed.social 2 months ago
AffineConnection@lemmy.world 2 months ago
if you’re unwilling to “defend” the US
*unwilling to “defend” Israel
Mynameisallen@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
I’d rather that too
Soulg@ani.social 2 months ago
I don’t think you want to go to torture prison
RunJun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Losing citizenship without already having citizenship somewhere else is bad. Like BAD bad.
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Whoops, looks like there might be a number of friendly fire incidents in the future…
LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
The alternative to this is to join, get deployed, then mess everything up as bad as possible. Be completely useless, worse than useless even. Fuck up every assignment you’re given, hopefully so badly it causes lots of damage and possibly save some lives.
GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Enjoy getting herded at gunpoint into a minefield. There are no real rules in a total/world war. If you fuck up on purpose or refuse to do your duty you will likely get severely punished by your own side.
87Six@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
See: russia for the past 4 years
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 months ago
that’s a good way to get hit by friendly fire.
LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
And draft dodging is a good way to end up in another country with no citizenship and working in the death camps. Id rater go out trying to make a difference than just wasting away as slave labor, forgotten and alone.
applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Bonus points if they can never pin it on you so they keep giving you shit to fuck up.
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
like that one guy that would expose spies but was so incredibly secretive about it he was made the lead of the department made to find the leaker
666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Unless you have extreme confidence you won’t get caught, that seems like a one way ticket to physical and mental abuse hell. Well, probably prison too, but atleast there you might come across other likeminded people and you don’t have to touch any guns.
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 months ago
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Sounds like I was born for that job!
moonshadow@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
Draft dodgers hmu, there’s plenty of room (and plenty of choring) at my place
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Umm yea, my place too, totally not a sting operation
moonshadow@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
FUD, classic chatbot strat
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This is lemmy.
I will wear a literal maid outfit while doing those chores to spite the nazis.
:3
moonshadow@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
If you must lol, they kinda boil down to “get wood or be cold, get food or be hungry”. I got tools and infra to share, not a whole lot else
Fokeu@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Penal batalion, once manpower runs out they’re gonna send you to field without a gun. Sorry bro
huquad@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
I would never dodge the draft. Too good of an opportunity to get a shot in at israel.
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
My brother’s dad used to bang this draft dodger named Mustard Guts Jimmy every summer when we’d go camping and it was usually the highlight of the trip because he always cooked the best honey mustard sausages. 19 years later I found out they called him Mustard Guts because whenever my brothers dad banged him he’d secrete a mustard like substance out his ass and use it as a condiment. Pretty gross to think about but nostalgia has me wanting to go camping with them so I can have those delicious sausages again.
Ghostie@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Don’t listen, it’s a shitty bot that always does the same bit.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 months ago
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
I believe the kids these days call it queer absurdist art but I think it’s fuckin dumb
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Penal battalion ahoy!
20cello@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Not soldiers nor generals , conscientious objectors are the real heroes when the call to arms comes from a fascist government
redsand@infosec.pub 2 months ago
Some have the fortitude needed for saboteurism
Fedegenerate@fedinsfw.app 2 months ago
We do a little menace
KeenFlame@feddit.nu 2 months ago
As opposed to the pure capitalist government? Or the pure communist government? Or the pure nudist government?
any government.