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Anon beats his meat

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • arctanthrope@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    you can tell they’re not actually British because in Britain people who have “willies” do not have “fannies”

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    • turbowafflz@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Penis preserving vaginoplasty is a thing. I don’t think it’s at all common but it is a thing

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      • rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        TIL futas are real

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      • SlurpingPus@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Considering that the peen is propped up by the part that continues inside the taint, either the dick anatomy and functionality isn’t quite entirely preserved, or the vagina would have to be plasted above the dick.

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  • ChicoSuave@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You know it’s not real because the web address is pornbruv.uk instead of pornbruv.co.uk

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    • Tanoh@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Aschttuaaalllyyy… .uk allows registrations directly on .uk without the stupid .co.uk, they started that in ~2014.

      However .co is more common, also if it was a goverment site it wouldn’t use .co (company) anyway and instead .gov.uk.

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      • RichardDegenne@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Ackhually, it’s “commercial”, not “company” 🙃

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Was believable until the dude said “stabbed me in the fanny.” It does not mean what it means over here.

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  • hanrahan@slrpnk.net ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    fanny is pussy in the UK and Aus.

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    • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Missing from the greentext: anon is a trans man trapped on TERF island.

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      If it’s so fanny, why’s nobody laughing?

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      • P1k1e@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        You got me laughing ya damn fool

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  • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

    🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

    OI!!!

    YER BUGGERIN’ LOICENSE HAS EXPOIRED!!! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

    ONE HUNNIT TESCO CLUBCARD POINTS ‘AVE BIN DEDUCTED FROM YER ACCOUN’!!! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

    YER THREE QUID 'ANDY OR A SLOBBY ROBBY IS GONNA BE A FIVER FROM NOW ON!!! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

    YER WILL ALSO ONLY BE ABLE TER CHOOSE FROM A VAJOINER OR AN 'AM SANDWICH!!! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

    FAILURE TO RENEW YER LOICENCE IS GONNA RESUL’ IN THA LOSS OV MORE CLUBCARD POINTS!!! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

    🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

    🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

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    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Whatever. I was never going to uabe enough clubcard points to buy a house anyway.

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  • blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    stabbed me and called me a fanny

    Would have been better

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  • toiletobserver@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That was quite the ride

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    • PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      fun fact, there was no riding, she spurned his advances

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      • sbv@sh.itjust.works ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        shame

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  • doingthestuff@lemy.lol ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The most disgustingly British thing I’ve ever seen

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