Anon beats his meat

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• arctanthrope@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  you can tell they’re not actually British because in Britain people who have “willies” do not have “fannies”

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  • turbowafflz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Penis preserving vaginoplasty is a thing. I don’t think it’s at all common but it is a thing

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    • rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      TIL futas are real

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    • SlurpingPus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Considering that the peen is propped up by the part that continues inside the taint, either the dick anatomy and functionality isn’t quite entirely preserved, or the vagina would have to be plasted above the dick.

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    • thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      being nonbinary that sounds potentially good

      neat, TIL

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    • QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      It is?

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    • Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Yeah, but if you got one of those there’s no fucking reason you’d wanna go to ingerland

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Was believable until the dude said “stabbed me in the fanny.” It does not mean what it means over here.

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  • nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Literally any word can be replaced with fanny and it will still make sense. Example: fanny fanny fanny in my fanny over the fanny .

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• ChicoSuave@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  You know it’s not real because the web address is pornbruv.uk instead of pornbruv.co.uk

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  • Tanoh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Aschttuaaalllyyy… .uk allows registrations directly on .uk without the stupid .co.uk, they started that in ~2014.

    However .co is more common, also if it was a goverment site it wouldn’t use .co (company) anyway and instead .gov.uk.

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    • RichardDegenne@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Ackhually, it’s “commercial”, not “company” 🙃

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• TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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  OI!!!

  YER BUGGERIN’ LOICENSE HAS EXPOIRED!!! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

  ONE HUNNIT TESCO CLUBCARD POINTS ‘AVE BIN DEDUCTED FROM YER ACCOUN’!!! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

  YER THREE QUID 'ANDY OR A SLOBBY ROBBY IS GONNA BE A FIVER FROM NOW ON!!! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

  YER WILL ALSO ONLY BE ABLE TER CHOOSE FROM A VAJOINER OR AN 'AM SANDWICH!!! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

  FAILURE TO RENEW YER LOICENCE IS GONNA RESUL’ IN THA LOSS OV MORE CLUBCARD POINTS!!! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

  🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

  🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

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  • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Whatever. I was never going to uabe enough clubcard points to buy a house anyway.

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• hanrahan@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  fanny is pussy in the UK and Aus.

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    If it’s so fanny, why’s nobody laughing?

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    • P1k1e@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      You got me laughing ya damn fool

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  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Missing from the greentext: anon is a trans man trapped on TERF island.

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• blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  stabbed me and called me a fanny

  Would have been better

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• toiletobserver@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  That was quite the ride

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  • PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    fun fact, there was no riding, she spurned his advances

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    • sbv@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      shame

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• doingthestuff@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  The most disgustingly British thing I’ve ever seen

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