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Discussion Thread 🐞 Wednesday 11 March 2026

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Submitted ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨YarraByte@aussie.zone⁩ to ⁨melbourne@aussie.zone⁩

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  • useless_modern_god@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    My green bin fell into the collection truck 😕

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  • Bottom_racer@aussie.zone ⁨23⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Today i’m hunting wii controllers, making gyoza and springers.

    P’s left for japan at 2am so I’m off the hook for a few weeks and took work off…

    Partay is on! If I’ve missed anyone let me know.

    There will be a talking stick so you can both talk and defend your choice of music.

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  • RustyRaven@aussie.zone ⁨49⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    I’m at the vet with Miss Meow as she has been vomiting. We got to start with a fun game of hide and seek in the garden. Fortunately I managed to avoid claw marks. She is not impressed with the whole process.

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    • SituationCake@aussie.zone ⁨12⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      I hope kitty is ok.

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  • tombruzzo@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I was given the administrator password at work so I’m installing every program I can think of before it resets so nothing can hold me back

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  • SituationCake@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Coles needs to calm tf down with the scan toilet paper first policy. The attendant at self checkouts today was so aggressive, patrolling the queue like she was searching for contraband and getting up close pointing at peoples trolleys and literary intervening at the checkouts, stopping them mid scan and making them put down whatever was in their hand loudly telling them to scan TP or soft drink slab etc first. It’s offensive.

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    • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I got watched today because I had a lot of luxury goodies like smoked salmon, caviar and cheeses. She walked away when I only bread rolls left to scan. Yet some poor old bastard was waiting to be let out of his corral. I told him to whack it with his walking stick.

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      • SituationCake@aussie.zone ⁨28⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        I hate it, getting treated like a criminal. (But it sounds like there’s gonna be a super nice platter at your place this week!)

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    • Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      what if people have a large family?

      😡

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      • SituationCake@aussie.zone ⁨32⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        It’s a quantity issue, they have a policy where they insist people scan big items first. I can’t understand it, I’m guessing they think you will steal it? Look I may have gone up a size in recent times, but no way is a 24 pack of TP is fitting in my pocket.

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  • Catfish@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I must not strangle the idiot manager. I must not strangle the idiot…

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    • Eagle@aussie.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      If you started, it would be difficult to stop…

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    • Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      strangling idiots would never end

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  • tone212_@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Another presso today, 4th time delivering the same content. You’d think I’d be less nervous by now. Reminding myself I know more about the presso topic than anyone in the room so it doesn’t need to be perfect. And breathe.

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    • Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Picture them all in bdsm gear. I’ve heard that helps.

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  • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I panic bought more toilet paper and I don’t care.

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    • SituationCake@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yeah after covid I always play it safe, when I’m down to half my bulk pack I buy the next one. If the world’s ending I wanna use the toilet in comfort.

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      • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Lol. I do the same. I have 24 double rolls stocked.

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    • melbaboutown@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      This again? At this rate every household should be issued a bidet…

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    • Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      what’s happening now?

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      • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        The world has gone trigger happy. I’m prepping.

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      • melbaboutown@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        War with Iran? Fuel crisis may affect supply chain I’m guessing. news.com.au/…/793c798a9c5097be3d37c542b6b9a6a3

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  • melbaboutown@aussie.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
    Cleaning, cat TMI

    While it was still dark overnight I went into the back room to try and find a suspected pee spot with the UV torch. No dice. How does a black light not find pee? But it turns out vomit does fluoresce. Normally I cleaned that on the spot but there had been some sneaky (clear) ones I didn’t know about and couldn’t see without the light. So I got in there with a bottle of biological cleaner and a microfibre mitt. Once I’ve found any stray whiskers to save in the front room I’ll vacuum and repeat the process there. My poor little girl. I’ve wrapped her urn in the first blanket I ever bought her plus her fanciest one and put her in her favourite bed.

    I’m feeling terrible. Massive headache, cramps, miserable inside. I haven’t been out to look for or pat the black cat since the paper collar attempt because I just haven’t felt up to it.

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    • Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      so many hugs

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      • melbaboutown@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        It doesn’t feel real. I want my baby

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  • Alamutjones@aussie.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Doctor’s appointment was to discuss blood work. Apparently I’m indestructible

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  • RustyRaven@aussie.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
    Morning harvest

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    The herbs needed a bit of a trim so I’ve picked some to dry.

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  • Alamutjones@aussie.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I have a doctor’s appointment this morning. Yaaaaay

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  • Catfish@aussie.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Smoke red sunrise. Can we not please?!

    Cats most disgruntled I confiscated the bag of dental treats.

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  • melbaboutown@aussie.zone ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Night bad.

    spoiler

    I really loved Melbcat. So many regrets, especially how rushed her sendoff was and that it didn’t happen at home. Hunting for any more stray whiskers before I can vacuum the rest of the house and returning her room to how it was so I can put her urn in her favourite bed.

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    • Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      it will get better

      hugs

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  • bacon@aussie.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Beep Beep 🚚
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    • Thornburywitch@aussie.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Coffee and a large serve of motivation please chef.

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      • bacon@aussie.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        ☕️

        ☕️

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    • SpinMeAround@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Melon soda, please!

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      • bacon@aussie.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        🍈🥤

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    • Alamutjones@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The dumple from which all other dumplings descend, please

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      • Thornburywitch@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I fink dat’s a tiddy oggie.

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      • bacon@aussie.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        🥟

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    • RustyRaven@aussie.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Half a grapefruit and a cup of black coffee, please.

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      • bacon@aussie.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        🍊🔪☕️

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