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Are you pissed?

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Submitted ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨realitista@lemmus.org⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

    Looks like he is polish

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    • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      They said smile, not get engaged and win the lottery!

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  • sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The websites souch better

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  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Double your money back? I smell a money making opportunity.

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  • PapaStevesy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Love me some truewagner

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  • DioramaOfShit@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I paid 20 bitcoin for this service in 2009. Im still kind of pissed.

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  • CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I prefer to use Brett’s angry dance from Flight of the Conchords.

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  • gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    THUMPASAURUS!!!

    Amazing website, but I prefer this one by them: Choose wisely…

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    • yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Image

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  • Thatuserguy@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    WHERE IS HIS SON HENRY??? IS HE OKAY???

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    • eezeebee@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Relax, it clearly says he’s in @thumpasaurusmusic

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  • o1011o@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    THUMPASAURUS youtu.be/T6dmMUR9TVI

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    • content_educator_94@thelemmy.club ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      This is great

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  • SillyDude@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    In the before picture I am unsure of this mans emotions. In the after picture I can confidently say that is not a man who is pissed. This service is clearly essential. I suggest immediate government subsidies of $39 upwards to $1,500,000,000,000.

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  • TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Did you learn ballet… sarcasticly?

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  • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    His son actually further developed the experimental dance therapy into the practice of mental karate.

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  • finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If you’re pissed, that means you had to arrive at the state of pissed. So at some stage, you were pissing.

    Logically, unpissing would help you revert. And if experimental dance helps the urine go back in, it can’t be a bad thing. Although it probably cooled down in the interim, so it could be a bit of a shock, which could lead to being pissed again. So you could have a quantum superposition of both pissing, and reverse pissing.

    Physics and interpretive dance is where it’s at, kids! The forefront of science! Thanks impissed.net!

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  • OrteilGenou@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m self pissed

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    • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’m pissing

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      • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I’m pissing in the rain, just pissing in the rain! What a wonderful feeling, when I shut off my brain!

        chases the elderly with feathers

        Gonna getcha! Gonna tickle your granny! Goochi goochi goo!!!

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  • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Wait until Wall Street discovers the money back clause

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