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• sangeteria@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  It’s never happened to me yet 😩 I’ll keep breeding men and I’ll lyk if anything changes

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• wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Fake news. I’ve been having sex with dudes for a long time, ain’t never had a baby popping out of either of our butts.

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  • SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Well duhhh, when guys do it you have to pee in his balls to get him pregnant!

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    • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Dangerops, prangent sex

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    • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      So that is what cock vore is for…

      takes notes

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  • basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You have to buttplug it for 9 months afterwards or it won’t work

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• mimic_kry@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Wtf is sex

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  • dharmacurious@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You may be more familiar with the clinical name, Crotch Lego

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  • YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You wouldn’t get it if I told you.

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    • DagwoodIII@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Subtle wordplay there…

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  • MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Well two people get naked and rub their genitals together. Fluids spill out. Sometimes thick chunky ropes shoot into a baby making hole and it makes a baby. Sometimes fluids go in other holes or externally on body parts and you need a towel.

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    • mimic_kry@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Ha ha, very funny, everyone knows babies come from dumpsters

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Towel? Use your tongue.

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• lath@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’ve recently come to understand that it’s more of a gacha loot box where traits from several generations are being rolled and the rarest rolls aren’t necessarily the best.

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• KoboldCoterie@pawb.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s just a video game breeding system. Like you’re trying to make the human with ideal stats by combining other humans’ stats. Funny that Real Life mimics video games like that; good thing there’s no single entity behind it, or Nintendo would sue.

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  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I have this great idea to breed perfect humans…

    /s please no lynch.

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• marcos@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Many people don’t believe in it. It’s easy to understand why.

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  • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The stork theory sounds pretty convincing once you look into it. I don’t say I belief in it. All I’m saying is don’t dismiss it hastily

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    • marcos@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I dunno what part the evolution deniers don’t believe in, but I imagine it’s more on the “combination of traits” one.

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• Tess@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I can confirm this is true, I used to be one of those small persons.

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• agent_nycto@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  *I’ve heard tell

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• WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Nah, don’t believe it, it’s just a rumor. People are brought by storks.

  Sex is a myth, continue on, citizen.

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