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• daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  I don’t get the artist from Isreal part. Is that part of the joke?

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• bluesheep@sh.itjust.works ⁨21⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Full off what?

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• ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Stop, I can only be wanked off so many times before I decide that it’s not enough.

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• rockerface@lemmy.cafe ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is completely unrealistic. The nutrition tablet goes up your ass (the effects are the same)

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  • Soulphite@reddthat.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    For most people there’s no difference of ass and mouth.

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    • fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      everything’s cool after a shower

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• MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  James my local fishmonger told me he jacked off one time but he didn’t like it so he never did it again. Guy fucks all the fish though, I told him that’s just jacking off with extra steps but he’s in denial. A true nofap kind of guy you know?

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  • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Over at the 'Bate & Tackle Fishmongery? Heard they make good coleslaw.

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    • MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I tried their coleslaw, it put cummies in my tummy. I then went to some kind of human poultry farm for some eggs and ate those so that the coleslaw could fertilize it. I gave birth to an adorable abomination of a plate of chewed up fish and chips right into my toilet a few hours later. My roommate says I just puked but I know what I ate, that’s how babies are made.

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• ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Best sci-fi I’ve read this year.

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  • deacon@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Somewhere, a little tech bro of tomorrow is dutifully taking notes that fundamentally misunderstand the message.

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  • Trainguyrom@reddthat.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Its very cyberpunk for sure! I think it was Cyberpunk Edgerunners where in the background of many street scenes there’s folks just zonked out on the street with little fap machines going nuts on their junk while the world passes them by, completely oblivious to everything

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• gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  ? Why doesn’t the nutrition tablet jack me off?

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  • e8CArkcAuLE@piefed.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    that’s why it should go up the ass

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    • gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      OBVIOUSLY!!!

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  • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You didn’t subscribe to the premium plan.

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• chuckleslord@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Jordan Peterson’s nightmare

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• Stern@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  i updoot this post

  it jacks me off

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• dumbass@piefed.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Ahhh, a future we can all strive towards!

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  • wabasso@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yeah isn’t this still better than the current timeline?

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• Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Where do I sign up?

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  • gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Just stay alive. AI will do the rest.

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• Gork@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Pure poetry.

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• thenextguy@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Cuil

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