James my local fishmonger told me he jacked off one time but he didn’t like it so he never did it again. Guy fucks all the fish though, I told him that’s just jacking off with extra steps but he’s in denial. A true nofap kind of guy you know?
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MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Over at the 'Bate & Tackle Fishmongery? Heard they make good coleslaw.
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
I tried their coleslaw, it put cummies in my tummy. I then went to some kind of human poultry farm for some eggs and ate those so that the coleslaw could fertilize it. I gave birth to an adorable abomination of a plate of chewed up fish and chips right into my toilet a few hours later. My roommate says I just puked but I know what I ate, that’s how babies are made.
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 3 weeks ago
Best sci-fi I’ve read this year.
deacon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Somewhere, a little tech bro of tomorrow is dutifully taking notes that fundamentally misunderstand the message.
tetris11@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
“We’ve decided to build the jack-you-off machine, from that famous book ‘Please don’t build the jack-you-off machine’”
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
Its very cyberpunk for sure! I think it was Cyberpunk Edgerunners where in the background of many street scenes there’s folks just zonked out on the street with little fap machines going nuts on their junk while the world passes them by, completely oblivious to everything
not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
hence the name
ZMoney@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Some of the terminology is from Dan Simmons’ Hyperion series.
gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
? Why doesn’t the nutrition tablet jack me off?
e8CArkcAuLE@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
that’s why it should go up the ass
gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You didn’t subscribe to the premium plan.
Stern@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
i updoot this post
it jacks me off
postnataldrip@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Your heart might be full but your balls sure as hell wouldn’t be
daggermoon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I don’t get the artist from Isreal part. Is that part of the joke?
jaek@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I feel like you have to post “Im an isreal artist” to get around a censor. Either way it’s pretty funny
daggermoon@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Oh, it’s referencing this?
dumbass@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Ahhh, a future we can all strive towards!
wabasso@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Yeah isn’t this still better than the current timeline?
dumbass@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
I’d be getting jacked off a hell of a lot more, that’s for sure!
chuckleslord@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Jordan Peterson’s nightmare
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Where do I sign up?
gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Just stay alive. AI will do the rest.
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
Stop, I can only be wanked off so many times before I decide that it’s not enough.
Gork@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Pure poetry.
Magnum@infosec.pub 2 weeks ago
Tattorack@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Just waiting for a tech billionaire to completely miss the point of this short story.
bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Full off what?
thenextguy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Cuil
rockerface@lemmy.cafe 3 weeks ago
This is completely unrealistic. The nutrition tablet goes up your ass (the effects are the same)
Soulphite@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
For most people there’s no difference of ass and mouth.
fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip 3 weeks ago
everything’s cool after a shower
Redjard@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
How would you get it past the buttplug?
rockerface@lemmy.cafe 2 weeks ago
It is the buttplug