people in the future learning our history “So this trump guy just trolled everyone for 2 terms and no one did anything? Lame.”
Better be a sex offender registry on those damn space ships
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OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Alenalda@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
We truly live in the stupidest timeline youtu.be/nCP3LZoxABs
Sundiata@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
the ufo thing is just a grift, they aren’t going to say anything about ufos even if they win the midterms. trump thinks your stupid, just like in 2024 when he said he knows what the ufos are and then stopped talking about it once he won the election.
shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
MissJinx@lemmy.world 1 day ago
At this point a real alien could come down the sky and people wouldn’t give a fuck. Hard to care about aliens when you are homeless and starving
DoubleDongle@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I think I can assume from here that there aren’t any aliens, because they would NOT be touching this for a cheap distraction if there was anything of note to see.
Tetragrade@leminal.space 7 hours ago
How do you explain this then?
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
Oh i don’t doubt its aliens, just… microbial. Literally nothing major to speak of, single celled organisms.
Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
That’s still infinitely more extraterrestrial life than we have proof of today
ageedizzle@piefed.ca 1 day ago
Why would they classify that information if its just microbial? The motivation for classification is clear if the aliens are flying around in UFOs (so they can reverse engineer their tech without adversaries of the US finding out) but there is no realistic motivation for why they might classify microbial life
Zink@programming.dev 1 day ago
That would be a humongous world-changing announcement in a sane timeline. Half the people in our stupid culture wouldn’t even register it as a blip though.
In situations like this I like to think of the history students a thousand years from now, assuming the earth is still habitable, etc.
“So humanity’s first public recognition of extraterrestrial life only happened when it did to distract from the fact that the Big Country at the time had reelected the planet’s worst person AGAIN and they needed to delay justice until they died for… let me double check the text… they needed to delay getting in trouble for being at the top of a global human trafficking and rape operation?
And I am supposed to believe these people had running water, airplanes, internet, and space programs? They lied about every other damn thing!”
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Yeah this is devastating news for UFO enthusiasts. Even the craziest alien conspiracist probabky understands and identifies when Trump is wriggling like an eel
kautau@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Fredthefishlord@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 hours ago
Be a lot better if workers were more serious about organizing and striking
Hikermick@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
WMD: weapon of mass distraction
emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
There are no sex offenders in space, because in space, noone can hear you scream.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 day ago
How could my client have “blown Bubba” in a vacuum, your honor?
Hupf@feddit.org 1 day ago
In space, noone can hear you say no.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
Government of what? Which government?
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
Sorry. The topically stupid one
hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
How many non-stupid governments exist at the moment?
w3ird_sloth@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Gov, Inc.
atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
The Government™
mEEGal@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Hmmm… 🤔
Your banana republic regime then ?
thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
“The government”
the one IANA regards as THE “government”
borQue@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
idiot country. A few years ago I needed many more words to describe it. These days this suffices
boeman@lemmy.world 1 day ago
We (the US) really are a shithole country.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 day ago
What annoys me is that all he basically said was that he believes in the Drake Equation. Not that we have encountered aliens or have definite proof of their existence; just that with how big the universe is and how much diverse life exists on this one rock, there’s no way there isn’t life elsewhere on other rocks somewhere.
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
But we don’t know all the variables for the Drake equation! It’s still possible that we’re alone in the observable universe.
QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Anyone have the original
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 12 hours ago
I meant just the x-files wojak lol
graycloud@leminal.space 6 hours ago
If aliens landed, I would still have to pay bills. What difference does it make, at the end of the day?