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Better be a sex offender registry on those damn space ships

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • graycloud@leminal.space ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If aliens landed, I would still have to pay bills. What difference does it make, at the end of the day?

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  • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    people in the future learning our history “So this trump guy just trolled everyone for 2 terms and no one did anything? Lame.”

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  • Alenalda@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    We truly live in the stupidest timeline youtu.be/nCP3LZoxABs

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  • Sundiata@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    the ufo thing is just a grift, they aren’t going to say anything about ufos even if they win the midterms. trump thinks your stupid, just like in 2024 when he said he knows what the ufos are and then stopped talking about it once he won the election.

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  • shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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    • MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      At this point a real alien could come down the sky and people wouldn’t give a fuck. Hard to care about aliens when you are homeless and starving

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      • ebolapie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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  • DoubleDongle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I think I can assume from here that there aren’t any aliens, because they would NOT be touching this for a cheap distraction if there was anything of note to see.

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    • Tetragrade@leminal.space ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      How do you explain this then?

      youtu.be/TD_YqcgfgSI

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    • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Oh i don’t doubt its aliens, just… microbial. Literally nothing major to speak of, single celled organisms.

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      • Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        That’s still infinitely more extraterrestrial life than we have proof of today

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      • ageedizzle@piefed.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Why would they classify that information if its just microbial? The motivation for classification is clear if the aliens are flying around in UFOs (so they can reverse engineer their tech without adversaries of the US finding out) but there is no realistic motivation for why they might classify microbial life 

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      • Zink@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        That would be a humongous world-changing announcement in a sane timeline. Half the people in our stupid culture wouldn’t even register it as a blip though.

        In situations like this I like to think of the history students a thousand years from now, assuming the earth is still habitable, etc.

        “So humanity’s first public recognition of extraterrestrial life only happened when it did to distract from the fact that the Big Country at the time had reelected the planet’s worst person AGAIN and they needed to delay justice until they died for… let me double check the text… they needed to delay getting in trouble for being at the top of a global human trafficking and rape operation?

        And I am supposed to believe these people had running water, airplanes, internet, and space programs? They lied about every other damn thing!”

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    • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Yeah this is devastating news for UFO enthusiasts. Even the craziest alien conspiracist probabky understands and identifies when Trump is wriggling like an eel

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    • kautau@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      www.youtube.com/live/nCP3LZoxABs

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  • Fredthefishlord@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Be a lot better if workers were more serious about organizing and striking

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  • Hikermick@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    WMD: weapon of mass distraction

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  • emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    There are no sex offenders in space, because in space, noone can hear you scream.

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      How could my client have “blown Bubba” in a vacuum, your honor?

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    • Hupf@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      In space, noone can hear you say no.

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  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Government of what? Which government?

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    • sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Sorry. The topically stupid one

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      • hydroptic@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?

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      • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        How many non-stupid governments exist at the moment?

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    • w3ird_sloth@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Gov, Inc.

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    • atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      The Government™

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    • mEEGal@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Hmmm… 🤔

      Your banana republic regime then ?

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    • thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      “The government”

      the one IANA regards as THE “government”

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  • borQue@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    idiot country. A few years ago I needed many more words to describe it. These days this suffices

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    • boeman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      We (the US) really are a shithole country.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    What annoys me is that all he basically said was that he believes in the Drake Equation. Not that we have encountered aliens or have definite proof of their existence; just that with how big the universe is and how much diverse life exists on this one rock, there’s no way there isn’t life elsewhere on other rocks somewhere.

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    • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      But we don’t know all the variables for the Drake equation! It’s still possible that we’re alone in the observable universe.

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  • QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Anyone have the original

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    • sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      The guys with the impossible meat? This?

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      • QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I meant just the x-files wojak lol

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