w3ird_sloth
@w3ird_sloth@lemmy.world
- Comment on The Prime Minister of Canada having his usual $45,000 morning breakfast 9 hours ago:
Oh I’m -175!
- Comment on [deleted] 3 days ago:
i advanced forward, toward also, the bathroom
Poetry.
- Comment on On the seventh day, god created uranium 3 days ago:
Uranium was used by dinosaurs to cast spells during the dark ages.
- Comment on Correct 4 days ago:
Cowbee.
- Comment on lol 5 days ago:
Me trying not to use lol in normal conversation.
- Comment on Repackaged With Cocaine 🤓 1 week ago:
Perfect. I showed your comments to my dealer/professor and she said I should take the opportunity to workshop a bit. Changes are above!
- Comment on Repackaged With Cocaine 🤓 1 week ago:
No way that’s right. My coke dealer loved it. And he’s and English professor at the local community college.
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- Comment on What would the next pres of USA have to do to gain back trust for America? Hold a televised event saying the last person was just a fuck up? 5 weeks ago:
Next? This is gonna be a generational problem. Once trust is broken you can’t buy it back.
- Comment on I found his trail 1 month ago:
Hopalong penis can’t be far now…
- Comment on Will an American remake of Squid Game be bad or better than the original? 1 month ago:
It will either money or not money.
- Comment on Can't get better than this 2 months ago:
I wanna play too!
- Comment on Slingshot is a nice detail 😁 2 months ago:
Why doesn’t Jupiter, the largest planet, not simply eat the others?
- Comment on "Being vegan is unnatural" 2 months ago:
You’re no man. You’re not even a mammal! You’re an anti-mammal. I call you “an-i-mal”.
- Comment on Better be a sex offender registry on those damn space ships 3 months ago:
Gov, Inc.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
Mother fuckers need to quit this trolley service already.
- Comment on Rawdogging life 3 months ago:
Me after smoking a blunt.
- Comment on I mean why not? 3 months ago:
Hijack the trolley. If it goes under 5mph, it blows up.
- Comment on You shall not cut! 4 months ago:
Do go on…
- Comment on I'm just here for the memes 4 months ago:
Ahh my shitpost wasn’t shitposty enough for the shitposts.
- Comment on I'm just here for the memes 4 months ago:
Life’s tough when you can bury your head so deep and it still isn’t far enough.
- Comment on She strongly disagrees 6 months ago:
Somewhere up there 😇
- Comment on She strongly disagrees 6 months ago:
The Bible is full of self-contradictions, so for any interpretive framework to be at least self-coherent, the interpreter has to “add to the Word of God”. Seems about right.
- Comment on Is it weird to simultaneously feel love and hatred towards parents? 6 months ago:
That’s just family.
- Comment on Where is modern Punk? 6 months ago:
LOL was just quoting their lyrics man
- Comment on Where is modern Punk? 6 months ago:
Can’t have revolution without a civil war.
- Comment on Why do seemingly all politicians (and no one else) do that hand gesture when they talk, the one where it looks like they're holding an invisible fishing rod? 6 months ago:
I always thought it was so comedians can do impressions of them.
- Comment on Where is modern Punk? 6 months ago:
Thank you sir. Listening to Infinity Knives now.
- Comment on Where is modern Punk? 6 months ago:
It tried to. Luckily it didn’t like the taste and spit it back out. I think they called it Emo.
- Comment on Are there good Movies, TV Shows, Anime, with wholesome family (particularly parent-child) relations? 6 months ago:
Whispers of the Heart, From Up on Poppy Hill, and Arête also have good child/parent dynamics. Among most other Ghiblis. I just wanted to mention some of their lesser known ones.
