Spray n Pray

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• ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My favorite:

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  • Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Van Helsing at it again.

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  • BanMe@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I always liked that the man of faith was the only one actually following personal safety protocol here. Doofus and Sarah Huckabee Postpartum here were just like “hyuck little mysyls milestone day”

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    • Deconceptualist@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I too would want a robe, mask, and gun if these fools approached me.

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    • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Is that who that is? I thought it was just some rando, but it’s ten times funnier that it was some B-rated corrupt sycophantic rando.

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  • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Imagine one of your first memories in this world being getting shot by a priest.

    I know it’s just a water gun, but babies don’t know the difference.

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    • rbn@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Babies don’t know guns in general.

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    • how_we_burned@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Be glad that was the only thing that priest did to that child

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  • lividweasel@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    HEADSHOT

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    • ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• Deconceptualist@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I shared this with a buddy and he responded with his favorite.

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  • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It doesn’t even say what year that is, which is just bad practice.

    If it’s 2020, that steep curve is because it took till March for it to reach the US.

    I get that the point is to criticize his handling of it, but there are plenty of honest ways to do that without using misleading statistics

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    • Deconceptualist@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s obviously 2020 because it starts at basically zero cases. Also it’s weird that your expect rigor from memes.

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    • ThunderComplex@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      NOBODY woulda thunk we be doing this shit 6 years later so if it’s unmarked this is from the optimistic past where we thought this shit would blow over so no need to indicate the year

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    • NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Not American. I know he didn’t handle it well and spread misinformation, but how much worse did the USA have it compared to the rest of the world? We all had it rough regardless of our leaders, so can any of it really be attributed to him?

      To be clear, I think he’s incompetent in so many ways and is perhaps the worst thing to happen to world politics since WW2. I’m just saying covid was out of everyone’s hands, how different could it have really been if he handled it better?

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  • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Kowabunga

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    • Rooster326@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Kowabunmer dude

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• TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Anyway, I started blastin’

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  • ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • mech@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This is how it started!
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• Zerush@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Fake, gas isn’t dense enough to be recorded by thermal imaging.

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    • Zerush@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Nothing to do with the density of the fart, but a lot of temperature differences between the “air” of the fart and outside, apart of the sensibility of the camara, same as you can see at plain sight your breath on cold days. If the fart has much difference with the temperature outside, the camara will capture it.

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• doug@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If I could see all the germs flying around all the time at my face I’d probably never let anyone speak to me again.

  I already feel stressed when I flush a toilet with no lid or use one of those Dyson fans.

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  • rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I heard that depending on the toilet design, flushing with the lid down is even worse.

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    • doug@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Why have you told me this 😦

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• Prior_Industry@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Always enjoyed this one

  Sky TV diagram on the spread of COVID is supermarkets

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  • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• null@piefed.nullspace.lol ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  🎵These fangs are for you only🎵

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• daannii@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  So smiling and vaping. Kinda gross in my opinion. But you know what I dislike about them both the most. ?

  They have shown me just how much I breathe in other people’s breath and that’s just horrifying.

  And I don’t like being reminded visually.

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  • dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Bet you love public transport on a wet day when all the windows steam up. 😂

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  • ulterno@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I don’t need being reminded visually.
    I can usually taste the different air that is filled with their breath.
    And they feel weird that I want to keep a 1m distance.

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• Fmstrat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ebola would like a word.

  wesa.fm/…/ebola-in-the-air-what-science-says-abou…

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• diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Oh god democrats and republicans are doing a biological weapon at each other

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• Chakravanti@monero.town ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  He looks like Prince Gumball, in Fionna’s dream. He’s walking off the cliff after she put his head on backward. Tell me you can’t see that blue butt down there.

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