Time to go clean the deep fridge
Little Surprise 🎥
Submitted 1 month ago by diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com to memes@sopuli.xyz
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balderdash9@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Need an extra hand?
iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
Nah, there’s one on there already. Thanks, though!
Stamau123@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Happened to my girlfriend. She was back to working in a doughnut shop after it was closed for cleaning a few days, when a reporter burst in the back with a camera crew. She said the shop had the lowest health score in Colorado Springs and how she felt being open again. All she could think was ‘I just fucking work here.’
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Why was there a camera crew there? Were the donuts exceptionally amazingly newsworthy in spite of the dismal health rating?
Etterra@discuss.online 1 month ago
Because having a shitty health rating is something people want and deserve to know about.
Doug@piefed.social 1 month ago
His brother did worse things than pot, he’d be fine with it.
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Dude’s worked in the restaurant industry all his life, he probably wouldn’t hire a sober dishwasher.
Akasazh@lemmy.world 1 month ago
He can’t fire his brother though
Hadriscus@jlai.lu 1 month ago
I remember in high school one day, about noon, I shared a fat spliff with friends. I had to meet with the principal professor and my parents at 13 to discuss my behaviour. They were not convinced
Feathercrown@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“So you know it’s wrong but you do it anyways?” - Gordon
“Hehheh, life.” - Some random kitchen worker
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You get paid $5000 per day for the rest of your life (matching inflation), but the American Kitchen Nightmares editors get to omnisciently and in real time control the sound effects in your life. Only you hear them, but you can never tune them out. Do you accept?
chuckleslord@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I guess I’ll just cry through the sound effects with the $1.8 million dollars a year I’ll have.
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 1 month ago
waterphone intensifies as you dab your tears with $100 bills
Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Only about $1.2 million after taxes though.
LiveLM@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
That’s gonna be weird during sex
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You’ll just have to turn up the volume on Cbat.
Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
You pull it out, ready to go. She pulls out hers, and its bigger. kitchen nightmares sus sound effect plays
cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 1 month ago
Do it like me and just dont find a partner. Problem solved.
Stamau123@lemmy.world 1 month ago
violin sting
scytale@piefed.zip 1 month ago
I don’t watch the show. What kind of sounds/music are we dealing with here?
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Here’s an exaggerated tasting platter for you. I’ll add that it’s not that exaggerated (except for the boom at 1:36; I never heard that in the show).
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Absolutely.
diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
If I can block the sounds by wearing headphones I would take it in a heartbeat but even if I cant block them, well, I would still do it because I have tinnitus 🤷
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s a purely psychological thing inside your brain; it will cut through the tinnitus. You can’t loophole your way around it; you have to hear the sounds at the same noticeable volume a person with normal hearing would.
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Yes I want a home in California big enough for a family. I don’t see any other way of accomplishing that.
Feathercrown@lemmy.world 1 month ago
waterphone noise
kuberoot@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
How about I reach out to the editors and offer them 80% of that money to not play any sound effects? Though the interpretation of the editors in question being humans implies they will still know everything about my life in realtime, and I’m not sure I’d take that kind of sacrifice