Time to go clean the deep fridge
Little Surprise 🎥
Submitted 2 months ago by diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com to memes@sopuli.xyz
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balderdash9@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Need an extra hand?
iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
Nah, there’s one on there already. Thanks, though!
Stamau123@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Happened to my girlfriend. She was back to working in a doughnut shop after it was closed for cleaning a few days, when a reporter burst in the back with a camera crew. She said the shop had the lowest health score in Colorado Springs and how she felt being open again. All she could think was ‘I just fucking work here.’
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Why was there a camera crew there? Were the donuts exceptionally amazingly newsworthy in spite of the dismal health rating?
Etterra@discuss.online 2 months ago
Because having a shitty health rating is something people want and deserve to know about.
Doug@piefed.social 2 months ago
His brother did worse things than pot, he’d be fine with it.
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Dude’s worked in the restaurant industry all his life, he probably wouldn’t hire a sober dishwasher.
Akasazh@lemmy.world 2 months ago
He can’t fire his brother though
Hadriscus@jlai.lu 2 months ago
I remember in high school one day, about noon, I shared a fat spliff with friends. I had to meet with the principal professor and my parents at 13 to discuss my behaviour. They were not convinced
Feathercrown@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“So you know it’s wrong but you do it anyways?” - Gordon
“Hehheh, life.” - Some random kitchen worker
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You get paid $5000 per day for the rest of your life (matching inflation), but the American Kitchen Nightmares editors get to omnisciently and in real time control the sound effects in your life. Only you hear them, but you can never tune them out. Do you accept?
chuckleslord@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I guess I’ll just cry through the sound effects with the $1.8 million dollars a year I’ll have.
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 2 months ago
waterphone intensifies as you dab your tears with $100 bills
Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Only about $1.2 million after taxes though.
LiveLM@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
That’s gonna be weird during sex
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You’ll just have to turn up the volume on Cbat.
Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
You pull it out, ready to go. She pulls out hers, and its bigger. kitchen nightmares sus sound effect plays
cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 2 months ago
Do it like me and just dont find a partner. Problem solved.
Stamau123@lemmy.world 2 months ago
violin sting
scytale@piefed.zip 2 months ago
I don’t watch the show. What kind of sounds/music are we dealing with here?
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Here’s an exaggerated tasting platter for you. I’ll add that it’s not that exaggerated (except for the boom at 1:36; I never heard that in the show).
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Absolutely.
diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
If I can block the sounds by wearing headphones I would take it in a heartbeat but even if I cant block them, well, I would still do it because I have tinnitus 🤷
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s a purely psychological thing inside your brain; it will cut through the tinnitus. You can’t loophole your way around it; you have to hear the sounds at the same noticeable volume a person with normal hearing would.
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Yes I want a home in California big enough for a family. I don’t see any other way of accomplishing that.
Feathercrown@lemmy.world 2 months ago
waterphone noise
kuberoot@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
How about I reach out to the editors and offer them 80% of that money to not play any sound effects? Though the interpretation of the editors in question being humans implies they will still know everything about my life in realtime, and I’m not sure I’d take that kind of sacrifice