Is there a word or phrase in your language to describe the situation when you wanted to fart but shit yourself?

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• betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Played the trump card early.

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I mean…it’s a fairly recent addition. In fact I think you may have coined it right here.

    Also, I’m stealing that.

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    • alina@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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    • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I think I did. If there’s a prior source out there, I might have heard and forgotten it though. Happy to share in either case.

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• Steve@communick.news ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Shart
  Shit + Fart

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I remember in hs, freshman year, physical ed was a required course, and I was one of the guys who hated it. We’d run like 4 laps around the track, then up and down the bleachers, almost every day for a ‘warm up’.

    So me and some old faces, some new, start lazy-assing around the track. Technically we are jogging, just. Like 6 of us. PE was our first class of the day and it was regular that someone didn’t have time that morning and would have to go take a shit. Coach was always annoyed but what you gonna do.

    Well one day, we are jogging, and… Emmanuel? ‘mini’ if I remember right. He starts making noises, like, devastating noises. We are on like lap 2 of 4 and we slow down, even for our usual pace, so we can all stick together.

    And then it happens.

    He makes this wet, sloshing noise, and we fucking stop. And we all look at him, and he said ‘oh fuck, I think I sharted’. Omfg the mix of hilarity, fear, and pity, as he starts waddling down towards the building, and the coach is like ‘the fuck’ and is then informed of the situation. He was not annoyed that day, not that time.

    Mini, if you’re reading this, you seemed like a cool dude. And you left a great memory in the brains of several that day.

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    • bcgm3@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This post negates every single one of all those other posts that say “don’t worry, nobody ever remembers that one really embarrassing thing you did back in school.”

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• Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Shart.

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• TheLunatickle@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Gambled and lost.

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• mech@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Da kam Land mit = that came with soil
  Schurz = shart

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  • skoell13@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Feuchter Furz - wet fart

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• SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m not from Britain but I’ve heard the phrase “touching cloth” from over there.

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  • rimu@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Is it touching cloth more like when you really really need to go and have been holding it for a long time?

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    • calamitycastle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That’s correct. In this scenario there is still time

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    • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’m not a UK native, so that’s very likely, I always thought it was just any situation where your poo is touching your underwear.

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  • djdarren@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “A man of the cloth”, or “touching socks”

    One is more disastrous than the other.

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  • blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    There’s a comedy called A Touch of Cloth, it’s written by Charlie Brooker

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    • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “I want that report on my table first thing tomorrow morning, Cloth”

      “But sir-”

      “On my table, Cloth!”

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  • SilverFlame@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’ve called that either prairie-dogging or turtle-heading

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• quediuspayu@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  A stuffed fart or fart with a tail.

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• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Fart with gravy??? Oh man. Please never invite me to Thanksgiving dinner at hour house!!! At the very least my potatoes will be DRY!

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  • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Péter au jus” for a French spin on it.

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    • NachBarcelona@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Funnily enough, Peter is the German version of Pierre.

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  • alina@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    🥺🥺🥺

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• BradleyUffner@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  A Trump press conference

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• MyFriendGodzilla@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It “was a bit wet”, or “I sharted”

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  • alina@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Wow, I didn’t know😍

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• jenesaisquoi@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ä furz mit fransle

  A fart with a fringe

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• theforkcode@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I sharted in maths once, had to walk all the way home holding my wet trousers away from my arse. Good times!

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  • alina@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I only sharted at home when I was sleeping. All my other stories are about peeing, unfortunately. Sometimes I just want a little warmth again😔

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• bomberesque@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The act of following through

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• hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  We call it a wet fart, or say it came with the shaft

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• sns@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Government

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• YellowParenti@lemmy.wtf ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Salio premiado

  It came with a prize

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• MajorSauce@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Pète-sauce (gravy fart) in Québec

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• beerclue@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  they farted with splashes/droplets

  (kinda, hard to translate, the original is “s-a bășit cu stropi”)

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• Feddinat0r@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Feuchter Furz Wet fart

  Or:

  Da kam Land mit It cames with ground/land

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• ambitious_bones@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Fart with “Land”.

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  • h54@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Hilarious! if you don’t mind me asking, what is the country of origin?

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    • ambitious_bones@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Germany. More common in middle and northern part of the country I think.

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• BreadOven@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My kid said “poop toot” once.

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• Jojowski@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “it came with the shaft” (shaft as in the stick of a shovel or a broomstick)

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• blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That was a wetty 

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