Update: Morning. I completed the wild Grindr task.
Submitted 8 hours ago by 123abc@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Agent641@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 23 minutes ago
CSI Grindr: “It’s double digested KFC. Fatal.”
BanMe@lemmy.world 23 minutes ago
This does answer some questions for me. On more than one occasion tried to arrange a simple BJ and the other guy gets more and more specific with his requests until it’s “hey do you think you could do your business in my mouth” and I’m like, no, we’re all done talking thanks. Most recently a couple months ago.
belastend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 hours ago
I rue the day i developed reading comprehension.
87Six@lemmy.zip 2 hours ago
Maybe reddit censorship isn’t so bad
Though I’m still not convinced
chewables@piefed.social 7 hours ago
fleebleneeble@reddthat.com 8 hours ago
MissJinx@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Yeah but also, 200 + free meal!
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Plumbers hate him!
ebolapie@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
My life was better before I saw either of your posts.
supernight52@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Desperation, trauma, and a lack of parents. Not to mention unhealthy home life, usually. The gnarlier the kink, usually the more fucked up that person’s childhood was.
postnataldrip@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
That’s enough internet for me today
W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 hours ago
Original post
Denjin@feddit.uk 8 hours ago
Fair play dude, props for actually doing what the guy wanted, but jesus christ you have to question the mental state of someone who wants to eat a strangers shit.
123abc@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Yeah. It was super chill for me: I just sat on the rimming chair he provided, smoked, drank, browsed through my phone, talked to him as he wanted, and shit, lol. He was rock hard all throughout the session & blew a huge load handsfree at the very end while he was eating my arse.
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 hours ago
Is that… Considered topping? (Chocolate topping lmao BRAIN, PLEASE)
jamie_veal@feddit.org 7 hours ago
NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 5 hours ago
That’s a shit post alright.
gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 hours ago
I love Lemmy.
Btw, just noticed this was posted on the shitpost comm. Hilarious.
paranoia@feddit.dk 2 hours ago
Beyond vile. We should bring back exile as a punishment.
undeffeined@lemmy.ml 6 hours ago
OMG you actually did it… well, everyone seems happy after the fact, despite being very weird
Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 hours ago
How was the KFC?
123abc@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Not a fan of KFC but a meal’s a meal and I’m not a picky eater, so it was alright.
Stamau123@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
What the-
Wutchilli@feddit.org 7 hours ago
Top Tier shit(post) o7
new_guy@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
I wasn’t expecting his stomach to end up being full after the session.
I always thought they would just play and smear the mass around.
123abc@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
He had 0 interest in smearing. Just chewing and swallowing everything I produced. And eating my arse, lol.
edinbruh@feddit.it 6 hours ago
🫣
Wait, how old is this guy? 🤨
Also, this doesn’t answer how awkward was the shittalk
123abc@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
- He’s in the UK for a master’s degree and his parents are supporting him financially. The talk was basically just me telling him he’s doing a great job and to keep going & that he’s a good boy. Until he told me to shut up cause me talking to him like that is making him too horny and he’ll cum prematurely, lol.
gray@lemmy.ml 25 minutes ago
Are you like, really hot?
belastend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 hours ago
Look, i’ll happily pay for my future child’s education and I’ll happily go to work everyday to provide for them. But if I ever find out they spend said money on a second KFC meal, that’s it. I’m cutting them off.
Good on ya for getting that dough tho
HatchetHaro@pawb.social 1 hour ago
i’ve read so much gengoroh tagame that that doesn’t even faze me.
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 hours ago
The dude still gets pocket money??! How old is he?
Or is he mentally retarded?
The way he types it could be both
123abc@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
- He’s just an international student, lol.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 hours ago
Where’s he from?? (just region so you don’t dox)
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
👀
inkzombie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 minutes ago
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