Vandal-eyes!
Self-Care
Submitted 2 months ago by MattW03@lemmy.ca to [deleted]
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FrankDeath@infosec.pub 2 months ago
meep_launcher@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
When I had a housewarming party, I put a bunch of googly eyes in a bowl and instructed everyone to become googly eye terrorists in my new house.
It was really fun, and a great surprise to find all my eggs googly-eyed with pieces of paper with pleas for help written on them.
Still finding them to this day.
lechekaflan@lemmy.world 2 months ago
sundray@lemmus.org 2 months ago
Eyes up here --> 👀
👀 <-- and there
pennomi@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Now I’m convinced there should be a “My eyes are down here” shirt with googly eyes at titty level. Probably already exists but I’m too lazy to look it up.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Another one that might already exist: “My tits are down here.” With a picture of tits on the T-shirt.
Zombie@feddit.uk 2 months ago
Yay! Spreading plastic arbitrarily around the environment, what fun!
rainbowbunny@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
Zombie@feddit.uk 2 months ago
Someone’s made an edit
AkatsukiLevi@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Someone found googly eyes all over their place
Zombie@feddit.uk 2 months ago
👀👀👀👀👀
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yes, yes it is. With all the other shit going on you think plastics is the thing that’s gonna kill us? World war 3 is literally already starting and a pedophile rapist with fucking Alzheimer’s and a narcissism complex has the fucking nuclear football - but don’t worry, the other world war 3 players are fucking worse.
Sit back and have a laugh my friend 50/50 chance the world will be a fucking fireball in the next 2 years
Zombie@feddit.uk 2 months ago
In criminology, the broken windows theory states that visible signs of crime, antisocial behavior and civil disorder create an urban environment that encourages further crime and disorder, including serious crimes.[1]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Broken_windows_theory
You’ve pretty much exemplified this but with doomerism instead of crime. Just because things are turning to shit doesn’t mean we should encourage other problems that we know need tackled. There’s enough plastic around us, everywhere, all of the time, without encouraging people to go out and buy more to spread around.
Your clothes are likely plastic, your food is in plastic, your phone is plastic, your water bottle is likely plastic, almost every item of the modern world has plastic somewhere. Even if it doesn’t look like plastic, it could be plastic. It’s fucking disgusting.
Fredthefishlord@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Thinking that pessimistically removes any chance of actually making the world better.
AlecSadler@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
These would be good for dead ICE agent bodies.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Sometimes self care means bulk ordering googly eyes with the intent of teaching the next generation the joy of vandalism
Treczoks@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I once ordered a box of different sizes. Comes handy, occasionally.
daannii@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s too bad they don’t sell them as stickers . Like on a sheet.
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 2 months ago
They do, but I’ve found those difficult to carry and you lose then when the sheet buckles.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
They should put them on a strip and then have special applicators like pez dispensers
Zacryon@feddit.org 2 months ago
I really need to do this. Will be a fun day at work.
Squirrelanna@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Googly eyes always make me laugh. There’s a realtor in my area that has been advertising for decades on billboards, and sometime early 2025, some hero took extremely large Googly eyes and stuck them over his picture. I have no clue what glue they used but they’re still up there.
This is how I found out from my mom that my family apparently has generational beef with theirs. My grandpa apparently loved terrorizing the guy’s dad because they were assholes and my mom ended up competing with him in real estate for a little while.
Thank you googly eyes.
wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Waymond? Is that you?
kamen@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Earthquake detection kit.
On a serious note, my issue with these is that they’re plastic and when they eventually fall off they’ll become litter.
MrSulu@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Finally, something I can get on board with!
Obnomus@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Ok Icm not american can someone give a context? All I know is that a woman(mother of three) got shot by ice.
phlegmy@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
You seem a little lost, my friend
Obnomus@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Yeah that’s why I wanted to know context
dan1101@lemmy.world 2 months ago
But then you realize what you ordered isn’t self-stick and you are disappoint.
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Then you realize that you can nownusenthose double barrel self mix tubes of epoxy so the eyes will never come off.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Well I’m off to the louvre
Decoy321@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Goddamn. Easy, Satan.
nightm4re@feddit.org 2 months ago
Damn, I’ve made the same mistake 😄
DeadPixel@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Hmm, goes off to check an unopened box of these I got a while back…
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Well, how’s it go - Adhesive or disappointing ?
StaticFalconar@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Too good for superglue?
dan1101@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Depends on what I’m sticking the googly eyes to.
LSNLDN@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
Same :(