Counterpoint: it’s super manly to just own it and not worry about how you look. Whether you do tiny laps like a cat or big ol’ slurps like a dog, having the confidence to just hydrate yourself and not care who’s watching is kinda sexy, ngl
Water time
Submitted 10 hours ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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LillyPip@lemmy.ca 9 hours ago
diemartin@sh.itjust.works 6 hours ago
archonet@lemy.lol 9 hours ago
Counter-counterpoint: if you, on the other hand, wrap your lips around the spigot while drinking – you have exactly ten seconds to get the fuck out of my sight you absolute gremlin.
LillyPip@lemmy.ca 9 hours ago
Proper etiquette requires some degree of suction, which is also kinda sexy ngl
MBech@feddit.dk 9 hours ago
But that is the most efficient use of the water!
ceenote@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Counter-counterpoint - this is clearly satire.
Also, yeah, nothing is more unmanly than caring about looking manly.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Wait…you guys DRINK from those fountains??? Huh.
This whole time I thought it was a penis washing station. Welp. That explains why so many people get angry at me…
hash@slrpnk.net 8 hours ago
Hijacking but I need to get this out of my system:
I was in a bar earlier and went into an all gender single stall restroom. It had a urinal with an absurd amount of pubic hair on the rim. I couldn’t shake the idea of women seeing it as one of the few urinals they’ve ran across. No ladies, that is not normal.
slothrop@lemmy.ca 8 hours ago
Urinal? I thought it was a manscaping station!
EtherWhack@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Bidet
LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 10 hours ago
I thought water fountains were verboten after the covid.
ickplant@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
My office building still has them and people fill up their water bottles.
NannerBanner@literature.cafe 9 hours ago
Are they the ‘touch the handle, gentle arc across’ kind, or the ‘sensor begins smooth laminar flow stream into bottle’ kind? Because the first should be banned, ugh (I mean, not really, I still use the ones at the park), and the second is amazing.
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 10 hours ago
These are not legitimate concerns.
ickplant@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Yeah, I hate when that happens in a shitposting community!
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 9 hours ago
@perfectsweeties @thomas is an ICE agent
9point6@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
The non-can-only-be-used-to-refill-a-bottle kind of water fountains being as ubiquitous as they seem to be, seems to be a uniquely American thing.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen one in the UK since I was in school
echodot@feddit.uk 7 hours ago
You get them a lot in gyms for obvious reasons.
siha@feddit.uk 7 hours ago
Makes it easier to swallow the protein during an intensive course?
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
They really should just be water dispensers so people can fill a reusable bottle or cup. Water is such a basic, universal need that it should be readily available at all facilities that are open to the public. That’s generally the case, but I’d go a step further and argue that there should be a clearly marked water dispenser within an arms reach of each bottled water display. I buy bottled water sometimes, but it’s because I forgot my bottle. I use the new one as a temporary one.
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 hours ago
There is no shame is enjoying a hot water fountain
Syndication@lemmy.today 9 hours ago
Water fountains are a throwback for me. I haven’t drank from one since highschool.
ummthatguy@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
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