On the chaise longue, On the chaise longue, On the chaise longue, all day long.
This concept for budget double decker airline seating
Submitted 1 year ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
https://startrek.website/pictrs/image/c8d5557d-d278-4bea-bf39-1c89862f4353.png
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perishthethought@lemm.ee 1 year ago
_stranger_@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I heard this song for the first time yesterday, that’s so weird.
perishthethought@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Ah good. The hivemind is functioning as intended.
Cryan24@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I imagine that would make emergency deplaning take a lot longer to the point lives could be lost if there were a fire.
sagrotan@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Chaise longue, french for claustrophobia
pinkdrunkenelephants@lemmy.cafe 1 year ago
We need to go back to pre-9/11 plane organization.
This is just wrong.
Krachsterben@feddit.de 1 year ago
Also the fact that planes these days are slower and travel times longer than 30 or 40 years ago. This makes the above seating arrangement even worse for long distance flights.
dvoraqs@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The planes are more fuel efficient at certain speeds slower than their max speed. It’s not just cost savings for the airlines, but savings for the earth.
Veedem@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Passengers and their god damn legs always being in the way.
winterayars@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
“If you didn’t want the mandatory double amputation you should’ve upgraded to comfort plus.”
Xenon@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Idk why everyone acts like this is a travesty. If higher seating capacity brings down cost and carbon emissions per passenger, I’m all for it. I’m not flying for the experience but to get to my destination. If you all care so much about spacious seating, just book business class.
Chetzemoka@startrek.website 1 year ago
You don’t design for the flight; you design for the evacuation. We learned that the hard way decades ago. This looks like it forgot all those lessons paid for by people’s lives.
Poggervania@kbin.social 1 year ago
Adding onto this, the cabin design in OP’s post looks like it would 100% break your legs if the plane were to ever crash. It would absolutely suck to be in a plane crash and have your lega broken.
Xenon@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Then just add additional emergency exits to the plane. Except for a higher total number of passengers I don’t see how this layout would significantly slow down evacuation otherwise. Though I’m by no means an expert.
Fungah@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Evacuate Deez nutz
Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 1 year ago
This looks like a good way to eliminate all my carbon emissions from flying because there’s no way I’ll get on a plane like this.
wandermind@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
One word: Claustrophobia
dingus@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Deep vein thrombosis and lack of efficient evacuation routes say hello
ilinamorato@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’m not even particularly claustrophobic, and I am also very aware that this is unlikely to ever pass FAA inspection, and yet I still inevitably start breathing heavier every time I see this photo. It’s just so terrifying.
Osa-Eris-Xero512@kbin.social 1 year ago
Honestly, you hook me up with an HMD, mouse, and keyboard and i would be down for it.
lemann@lemmy.one 1 year ago
Those three passengers are sure to have some great bonding time down there in that claustrophobic space 🤦♂️
Please, seat companies, stop giving the airlines ideas!
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 1 year ago
You don’t want to blindly stick your feet into that dark underseat compartment.
TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Based on the angle, it looks like the person on the bottom could end up having some repeatedly farting in their face…
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Extra discount fare if you eat ass.
cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
pretty sure that’s just called steerage
intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 year ago
steerage, stowage, storage I swear you’re just trying to mess with us at this point
DemBoSain@midwest.social 1 year ago
How big is this cabin? I can’t stand up in current seats now, where in the world are these going to fit? Where do carry-ons go?
roguetrick@kbin.social 1 year ago
I'm 6'6". My ass would be halfway up the seat.
deleted@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Id prefer to lay down.
Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 1 year ago
If I could fly in a coffin in the baggage section I’d be so much more comfortable.
dan1101@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Diabolical!
twinnie@feddit.uk 1 year ago
This actually looks like in a normal position the seat would be further back and give you a normal amount of face room. Looks like it’s on its way down to a lying position.
jaykay@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
This is really, REALLY stupid