On the chaise longue, On the chaise longue, On the chaise longue, all day long.
This concept for budget double decker airline seating
Submitted 2 years ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
https://startrek.website/pictrs/image/c8d5557d-d278-4bea-bf39-1c89862f4353.png
Comments
perishthethought@lemm.ee 2 years ago
_stranger_@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I heard this song for the first time yesterday, that’s so weird.
perishthethought@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Ah good. The hivemind is functioning as intended.
Cryan24@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I imagine that would make emergency deplaning take a lot longer to the point lives could be lost if there were a fire.
sagrotan@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Chaise longue, french for claustrophobia
pinkdrunkenelephants@lemmy.cafe 2 years ago
We need to go back to pre-9/11 plane organization.
This is just wrong.
Krachsterben@feddit.de 2 years ago
Also the fact that planes these days are slower and travel times longer than 30 or 40 years ago. This makes the above seating arrangement even worse for long distance flights.
dvoraqs@lemmy.world 2 years ago
The planes are more fuel efficient at certain speeds slower than their max speed. It’s not just cost savings for the airlines, but savings for the earth.
TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Based on the angle, it looks like the person on the bottom could end up having some repeatedly farting in their face…
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Extra discount fare if you eat ass.
Veedem@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Passengers and their god damn legs always being in the way.
winterayars@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
“If you didn’t want the mandatory double amputation you should’ve upgraded to comfort plus.”
Xenon@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Idk why everyone acts like this is a travesty. If higher seating capacity brings down cost and carbon emissions per passenger, I’m all for it. I’m not flying for the experience but to get to my destination. If you all care so much about spacious seating, just book business class.
Chetzemoka@startrek.website 2 years ago
You don’t design for the flight; you design for the evacuation. We learned that the hard way decades ago. This looks like it forgot all those lessons paid for by people’s lives.
Poggervania@kbin.social 2 years ago
Adding onto this, the cabin design in OP’s post looks like it would 100% break your legs if the plane were to ever crash. It would absolutely suck to be in a plane crash and have your lega broken.
Xenon@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Then just add additional emergency exits to the plane. Except for a higher total number of passengers I don’t see how this layout would significantly slow down evacuation otherwise. Though I’m by no means an expert.
Fungah@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Evacuate Deez nutz
Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 2 years ago
This looks like a good way to eliminate all my carbon emissions from flying because there’s no way I’ll get on a plane like this.
wandermind@sopuli.xyz 2 years ago
One word: Claustrophobia
dingus@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Deep vein thrombosis and lack of efficient evacuation routes say hello
ilinamorato@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I’m not even particularly claustrophobic, and I am also very aware that this is unlikely to ever pass FAA inspection, and yet I still inevitably start breathing heavier every time I see this photo. It’s just so terrifying.
Osa-Eris-Xero512@kbin.social 2 years ago
Honestly, you hook me up with an HMD, mouse, and keyboard and i would be down for it.
lemann@lemmy.one 2 years ago
Those three passengers are sure to have some great bonding time down there in that claustrophobic space 🤦♂️
Please, seat companies, stop giving the airlines ideas!
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 2 years ago
You don’t want to blindly stick your feet into that dark underseat compartment.
cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 years ago
pretty sure that’s just called steerage
intensely_human@lemm.ee 2 years ago
steerage, stowage, storage I swear you’re just trying to mess with us at this point
DemBoSain@midwest.social 2 years ago
How big is this cabin? I can’t stand up in current seats now, where in the world are these going to fit? Where do carry-ons go?
roguetrick@kbin.social 2 years ago
I'm 6'6". My ass would be halfway up the seat.
deleted@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Id prefer to lay down.
Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 2 years ago
If I could fly in a coffin in the baggage section I’d be so much more comfortable.
dan1101@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Diabolical!
twinnie@feddit.uk 2 years ago
This actually looks like in a normal position the seat would be further back and give you a normal amount of face room. Looks like it’s on its way down to a lying position.
jaykay@lemmy.zip 2 years ago
This is really, REALLY stupid