The ideal each body is obviously seal shaped. That way you can just roll your fat ass from the beach bar to take a piss in the surf.
Ideal Beach Body
Submitted 10 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 10 months ago
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Now imagine the same seal, but with armor and claws. And a bunch of legs.
flora_explora@beehaw.org 10 months ago
I like this list of instructions on how to have a beach body best:
- have a body
- go to the beach
JamesBoeing737MAX@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
- dig up a body
- bring it to the beach
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 months ago
But he’s thin and making me look bad.
treesoid@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The ideal beach body is the one you already have.
Save the environment - reuse your bodies.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Peak Arnie isn’t the normal human ideal. It’s a freakish extreme that the vast majority consider going too far.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Hey now, you’re going to make those of us who look like peak Arnie feel self-conscious about our bodies!
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
I know you’re joking, but we both know that you don’t do that to your body unless you already have some pretty major insecurity issues 😄
Jax@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Normal human = Arnie in his prime, pumping gear.
The way we’ve normalized steroid use is fucking insane. I remember when people used to be ashamed of that shit.
Matthew@midwest.social 10 months ago
It says Mr Olympia there is ideal, not that it is attainable by normal humans or that Arnie is one. Should people be ashamed of using exogenous hormones? That includes wide swaths, more than body builders.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 10 months ago
🤡
rumschlumpel@feddit.org 10 months ago
It’s an ideal beach body, not a normal one. Though you’re right that Schwarzenegger looked normal compared to what competitive bodybuilders look like today.
Jax@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
And the ‘ideal’ beach body is apparently something that can only be attained by steroid abuse. Arnie in his prime, pumping gear, should not be what anyone thinks is an ‘ideal beach body’. This is what I mean about steroid abuse normalization.
GraniteM@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Sidhean@piefed.social 10 months ago
Ah, it is quite sand-colored.
OpenStars@piefed.social 10 months ago
Fake! NeItHer body lOoKs like it is mAdE of BeAcH.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 10 months ago
OpenStars@piefed.social 10 months ago
Say your prayers, little one
Don’t forget, my son
To include everyone
I tuck you in, warm within
Keep you free from sin
‘Til the sandman, he comes
dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
There is only one body guys want and its Brad Pitt from Fight Club
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Taste like crab, talk like people.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I see no difference
HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
All jokes aside, anybody knows why only exoskeletal animals were able to develop crab-like morphologyies? If it’s the most recurring evolution, why not for mammals?
exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Mammals evolve into ant eaters.
BilSabab@lemmy.world 10 months ago
the perfect organism!
hOrni@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I think, that being able to towel of ones own back is pretty important in a beach body.
trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 10 months ago
No sane human thinks you need steroids to get an ideal beach body
Kenny2999@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Exactly. I got even bigger tits from just Toblerone.
bloubz@lemmygrad.ml 10 months ago
According to the guy in the picture, he did not use steroids to build his body either, but to retain muscle mass
undeffeined@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Ahahahahahahah
Ahahahahahah
rumschlumpel@feddit.org 10 months ago
It helps, though. Let’s not pretend that steroid use isn’t extremely normalized among the kind of people that people think of when they think try to imagine an “ideal beach body” (e.g. every muscular Hollywood actor). “Normies” don’t necessarily know that.
trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I did specify that I was talking about sane humans though.