Ideal Beach Body

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• trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  No sane human thinks you need steroids to get an ideal beach body

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  • Kenny2999@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Exactly. I got even bigger tits from just Toblerone.

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  • bloubz@lemmygrad.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    According to the guy in the picture, he did not use steroids to build his body either, but to retain muscle mass

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    • undeffeined@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Ahahahahahahah

      Ahahahahahah

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  • rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It helps, though. Let’s not pretend that steroid use isn’t extremely normalized among the kind of people that people think of when they think try to imagine an “ideal beach body” (e.g. every muscular Hollywood actor). “Normies” don’t necessarily know that.

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    • trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I did specify that I was talking about sane humans though.

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• MutantTailThing@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The ideal each body is obviously seal shaped. That way you can just roll your fat ass from the beach bar to take a piss in the surf.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Now imagine the same seal, but with armor and claws. And a bunch of legs.

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• flora_explora@beehaw.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I like this list of instructions on how to have a beach body best:

  • have a body
  • go to the beach

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  • JamesBoeing737MAX@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    • dig up a body
    • bring it to the beach

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      But he’s thin and making me look bad.

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    • treesoid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The ideal beach body is the one you already have.

      Save the environment - reuse your bodies.

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• Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Peak Arnie isn’t the normal human ideal. It’s a freakish extreme that the vast majority consider going too far.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Hey now, you’re going to make those of us who look like peak Arnie feel self-conscious about our bodies!

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I know you’re joking, but we both know that you don’t do that to your body unless you already have some pretty major insecurity issues 😄

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• Jax@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Normal human = Arnie in his prime, pumping gear.

  The way we’ve normalized steroid use is fucking insane. I remember when people used to be ashamed of that shit.

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  • Matthew@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It says Mr Olympia there is ideal, not that it is attainable by normal humans or that Arnie is one. Should people be ashamed of using exogenous hormones? That includes wide swaths, more than body builders.

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      🤡

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  • rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s an ideal beach body, not a normal one. Though you’re right that Schwarzenegger looked normal compared to what competitive bodybuilders look like today.

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    • Jax@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      And the ‘ideal’ beach body is apparently something that can only be attained by steroid abuse. Arnie in his prime, pumping gear, should not be what anyone thinks is an ‘ideal beach body’. This is what I mean about steroid abuse normalization.

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• GraniteM@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Pfft

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• Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  False! This is the body with which you beach!

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  • Sidhean@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ah, it is quite sand-colored.

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• OpenStars@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Fake! NeItHer body lOoKs like it is mAdE of BeAcH.

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  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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    • OpenStars@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Say your prayers, little one
      Don’t forget, my son
      To include everyone
      I tuck you in, warm within
      Keep you free from sin
      ‘Til the sandman, he comes

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• dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  There is only one body guys want and its Brad Pitt from Fight Club

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• samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Taste like crab, talk like people.

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• southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I see no difference

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• HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  All jokes aside, anybody knows why only exoskeletal animals were able to develop crab-like morphologyies? If it’s the most recurring evolution, why not for mammals?

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  • exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Mammals evolve into ant eaters.

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    • BilSabab@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      the perfect organism!

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• hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I think, that being able to towel of ones own back is pretty important in a beach body.

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