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Fresh dystopian hell from Samsung fridges with ads.

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Submitted ⁨⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨validiarim@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world⁩

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  • witty_username@feddit.nl ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Imo this is not so much infuriating as it is just straight up ridiculous.
    Don’t bloody buy smart appliances. If you happen to have one, switch off its connectivity. If you insist on local connectivity, isolate it from the web. If you insist on using the internet connectivity of your home appliance then you deserve every bit of the nonsense that is thrown at you

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    • sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Once smart appliances become the only way to make profit competitively dumb appliances simply won’t be made. Arguably, we are already very close to thus reality.

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  • starlinguk@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If you bought it without ads and it started showing ads, that would be a breach of contract.

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    • lol_idk@piefed.social ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      In purchasing this appliance you agree to our TOS that says we can change our TOS arbitrarily. Also you can’t sue us because you’ve also agreed to arbitration

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      • x00z@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Good thing that’s not legal in most parts of the world.

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    • fadedmaster@sh.itjust.works ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      They probably get around this from some clause in the terms and conditions… Yep… Terms and conditions for a fridge.

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      • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        you didn’t sign.

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    • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You don’t own the software on your $2000 fridge, read the EULA.

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  • lefixxx@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    after seeing pluribus that ad has a whole new meaning

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    • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Ads are shitty.

      Ads on fridge are insanely shitty.

      That particular ad is good as ads go.

      The product advertised is amazing.

      tl;dr: Samsung bad, ad agency good, show great.

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      • dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Is it really good? I like Rhea Seehorn but the synopsis seemed meh to me. Might give it a go.

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  • IphtashuFitz@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Just wait until buggy malware worms its way into these things and the screen just shows kernel panics in an infinite loop.

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    • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      l buggy malware worms its way into these things

      Image

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  • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    No, thanks. I’ll stick with my long-since-paid-for, 25-year-old Maytag. That is, as long as it works.

    I recall reading in Consumer Reports many years ago that most refrigerators were discarded not because they stopped working, but because of cosmetic damage. Broken plastic door shelves, dents, rust, out of style, etc. The compressors were still fine.

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    • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Unsolicited advice warning: Depending on how handy you are, you may want to consider grabbing a few wear parts or the most commonly replaced bits before inventory completely dries up. I used to have a newer (but still old) dryer and thought the heating element was failing - a replacement part was actually kind of hard to source. Anyway, that would give the ol’ beast a good shot at another decade or two.

      I recall reading in Consumer Reports many years ago that most refrigerators were discarded not because they stopped working, but because of cosmetic damage. Broken plastic door shelves, dents, rust, out of style, etc. The compressors were still fine.

      Yup. The enshitification kicks in super hard after a technology is mostly “solved”. Refrigerator compressors and insulated boxes are both very much optimized as much as they’re going to get. The only way to eke more cash out of making a product like that is to cut corners on other bits, or somehow get people to buy a subscription somehow.

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      • Quadhammer@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        There’s probably someone out there that can or do make the parts aftermarket

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    • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Does the plastic hinges on the freezer door breaking count as “cosmetic damage” too?

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  • pinheadednightmare@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I would return it

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  • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    To be more accurate, the ads only appear in specific cases where idiots were dumb enough to buy a fridge with a screen.

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  • roserose56@lemmy.zip ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This is a repost. We did see that in this community or another one a week + ago.

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    • kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Soooo many reposts

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  • Xylight@lemdro.id ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    internet explorer bro

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  • MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Okay that one single ad about Pluribus is quite funny, especially being displayed on a fridge, but other than that, it’s NO.

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  • HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    thats what a nailgun and particle board is for.

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    • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Or just don’t give your fridge wifi access. Then the fridge still at least works as a fridge.

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      • HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        True.

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  • gezginorman@lemmy.ml ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    i’m not judging for having this abomination, but black tape, all the way down

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  • cypherpunks@lemmy.ml ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    shocked-pikachu

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  • solarvector@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That comma is unnecessary and introduces ambiguity to the sentence, which is the opposite of what commas are supposed to do.

    For example, who is the dumbass?:

    Have a good weekend dumbass!

    Have a good week, dumbass!

    Have a good week, Dumbass!

    Who is Carol?!? The addressed, or the addressee? (I’m not actually an English expert so may be wildly incorrect)

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    • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You’re wildly incorrect, according to every major style guide.

      If you’re critiquing widely accepted rules of English grammar, your critique may be valid.

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      • solarvector@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Honestly I’m not sure if I’m critiquing widely accepted English grammar because it seems kinda like the serial comma (some use, some don’t), but I don’t know the name for it.

        The NY Times piece on commas doesn’t cite any sources and gives examples with and without based on Byzantine rules I highly doubt anyone follows, and the OWL doesn’t seem to cover this specifically.

        So… any idea what this particular type of comma is called that I’m wrong about but would like to persuade others that I should be right?

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        hey this is the internet we don’t care if its correct we care if it sounds

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  • scarabic@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I would merely hate this and curse the manufacturer. But I know that if it were in my house, my kids, with their raw, unhardened minds, would find it irresistible. The slogans would worm their way into their everyday speech. They would talk about new ads over breakfast. They just don’t have the filters we adults have. So I’m so fucking glad I don’t have anything like this. It’s beyond mildly infuriating to truly insidious.

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  • altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    LOL we got the version with no ice dispenser and the window that you knock to turn a light on…and ignorance is bliss… The fridge’s ignorance in this case. Just be a fridge and cool shit down. That’s all we’re asking for.

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  • Gammelfisch@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The damn thing is probably reading the barcodes too.

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  • stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    just…why…? I…I have no words. also what’s with the reposts chill bro people will see it

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