Anon goes to a halloween party

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• snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Fake: Anon is at a party, talking to a girl

  Gay: Touches some guys balls

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• Schal330@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Be me at party having a great time See fat sweaty guy creeping on a girl and making her uncomfortable Approach and tell him he’s creeping her out Reach out to pull him away from her He kicks me in the balls He says I tried to sucker punch him He’s kicked out of the party Recover and enjoy the rest of the party

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  • Obi@sopuli.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Every coin has two sides.

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  • fibojoly@sh.itjust.works ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You didn’t get a balls massage afterwards?

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    • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      They were definitely gargled next to the beer fridge out in the garage

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• MyBrainHurts@piefed.ca ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I love the texts that are clearly just anon’s personal fantasy.

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  • Denjin@feddit.uk ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I know! I’d love someone to kick me in the balls…

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    • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Anything planned this weekend?

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• AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Totally unrelated but my first kiss was at a halloween party where i was dressed up as a ticket inspector and the girl as a creepy clowngirl. Not that i am complaining.

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• SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Be me 
  
  At a party with my gf
  
  Having a great time, enjoying that new beer I brought over
  
  Suddenly I notice my gf across the room, giving me looks to help her
  
  I walk over, some dweeb taking about his latest hentai obsession it some weird shit 
  
  Being a couple drinks in, I try to let him know that he's making my gf uncomfortable with his behavior
  
  Fuck it, maybe he's cool, I offer him one of my beers, let's get to know each other
  
  Out of nowhere here kicks me in the balls. Wtf.
  
  Host apologized to me and kicks the guy out.
  

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  • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    c/greytexts@sh.itjust.works

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  • rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That’s a really stupid way to format a comment.

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    • fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I mean, it was lemmy’s decision to give it code highlighting when no language was specified in the code block. Which highlighting is it even choosing?

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• Nomorereddit@lemmy.today ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  History is a set of lies agrees upon.

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• But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  youtube.com/shorts/kKQ1jbGdo3o

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