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Anon goes to a halloween party

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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Fake: Anon is at a party, talking to a girl

    Gay: Touches some guys balls

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  • Schal330@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Be me at party having a great time See fat sweaty guy creeping on a girl and making her uncomfortable Approach and tell him he’s creeping her out Reach out to pull him away from her He kicks me in the balls He says I tried to sucker punch him He’s kicked out of the party Recover and enjoy the rest of the party

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    • fibojoly@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You didn’t get a balls massage afterwards?

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      • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        They were definitely gargled next to the beer fridge out in the garage

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    • Obi@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Every coin has two sides.

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  • MyBrainHurts@piefed.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I love the texts that are clearly just anon’s personal fantasy.

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    • Denjin@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I know! I’d love someone to kick me in the balls…

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      • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Anything planned this weekend?

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  • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
    Be me 
    
    At a party with my gf
    
    Having a great time, enjoying that new beer I brought over
    
    Suddenly I notice my gf across the room, giving me looks to help her
    
    I walk over, some dweeb taking about his latest hentai obsession it some weird shit 
    
    Being a couple drinks in, I try to let him know that he's making my gf uncomfortable with his behavior
    
    Fuck it, maybe he's cool, I offer him one of my beers, let's get to know each other
    
    Out of nowhere here kicks me in the balls. Wtf.
    
    Host apologized to me and kicks the guy out.
    
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    • rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That’s a really stupid way to format a comment.

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      • fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I mean, it was lemmy’s decision to give it code highlighting when no language was specified in the code block. Which highlighting is it even choosing?

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    • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Just a heads up, you can cancel the colors with any word written beside the ```

      >Be me 
      >At a party with my gf
      >Having a great time, enjoying that new beer I brought over
      >Suddenly I notice my gf across the room, giving me looks to help her
      >I walk over, some dweeb taking about his latest hentai obsession it some weird shit 
      >Being a couple drinks in, I try to let him know that he's making my gf uncomfortable with his behavior
      >Fuck it, maybe he's cool, I offer him one of my beers, let's get to know each other
      >Out of nowhere here kicks me in the balls. Wtf.
      >Host apologized to me and kicks the guy out. Shouting about not being a coward. Wtf
      
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    • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      c/greytexts@sh.itjust.works

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  • AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Totally unrelated but my first kiss was at a halloween party where i was dressed up as a ticket inspector and the girl as a creepy clowngirl. Not that i am complaining.

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    • rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Nice.

      How much of her makeup was on you afterwards?

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  • neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Feels like there’s a significant part of the story missing here.

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    • Dorkyd68@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Anon was definitely being creepy to women at the party

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  • Nomorereddit@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    History is a set of lies agrees upon.

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    • neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Truth is just lies everyone believes.

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  • But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    youtube.com/shorts/kKQ1jbGdo3o

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