Be me at party having a great time See fat sweaty guy creeping on a girl and making her uncomfortable Approach and tell him he’s creeping her out Reach out to pull him away from her He kicks me in the balls He says I tried to sucker punch him He’s kicked out of the party Recover and enjoy the rest of the party
Anon goes to a halloween party
Submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Schal330@lemmy.world 2 months ago
fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
You didn’t get a balls massage afterwards?
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 1 month ago
They were definitely gargled next to the beer fridge out in the garage
Obi@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Every coin has two sides.
MyBrainHurts@piefed.ca 2 months ago
I love the texts that are clearly just anon’s personal fantasy.
Denjin@feddit.uk 2 months ago
I know! I’d love someone to kick me in the balls…
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Anything planned this weekend?
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Be me At a party with my gf Having a great time, enjoying that new beer I brought over Suddenly I notice my gf across the room, giving me looks to help her I walk over, some dweeb taking about his latest hentai obsession it some weird shit Being a couple drinks in, I try to let him know that he's making my gf uncomfortable with his behavior Fuck it, maybe he's cool, I offer him one of my beers, let's get to know each other Out of nowhere here kicks me in the balls. Wtf. Host apologized to me and kicks the guy out.
rumschlumpel@feddit.org 1 month ago
That’s a really stupid way to format a comment.
fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
I mean, it was lemmy’s decision to give it code highlighting when no language was specified in the code block. Which highlighting is it even choosing?
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Just a heads up, you can cancel the colors with any word written beside the ```
>Be me >At a party with my gf >Having a great time, enjoying that new beer I brought over >Suddenly I notice my gf across the room, giving me looks to help her >I walk over, some dweeb taking about his latest hentai obsession it some weird shit >Being a couple drinks in, I try to let him know that he's making my gf uncomfortable with his behavior >Fuck it, maybe he's cool, I offer him one of my beers, let's get to know each other >Out of nowhere here kicks me in the balls. Wtf. >Host apologized to me and kicks the guy out. Shouting about not being a coward. Wtf
lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
c/greytexts@sh.itjust.works
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Totally unrelated but my first kiss was at a halloween party where i was dressed up as a ticket inspector and the girl as a creepy clowngirl. Not that i am complaining.
rumschlumpel@feddit.org 1 month ago
Nice.
How much of her makeup was on you afterwards?
neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Feels like there’s a significant part of the story missing here.
Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Anon was definitely being creepy to women at the party
Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 2 months ago
History is a set of lies agrees upon.
neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Truth is just lies everyone believes.
snoons@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Fake: Anon is at a party, talking to a girl
Gay: Touches some guys balls