Yeah, that’s what happens when you buy tomato plants off Terry in your local.
Go Green
Submitted 1 year ago by MattW03@lemmy.ca to [deleted]
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WolfmanEightySix@piefed.social 1 year ago
SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
I’ve seen this before, those are ornamental tomato plants.
Dragonstaff@leminal.space 1 year ago
Marijuana’s a lot more difficult to grow than this. You need to keep the males and females separate.
SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
Sorta like me and my Ex.
All by ourselves we’re fine but together…watch out.
I didn’t know marijuana and I had so much in common.
Hupf@feddit.org 1 year ago
Maybe it’s Tomacco
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
it’s pronounced Tommaco
marcos@lemmy.world 1 year ago
From this far away, looks like you can expect plenty of mangoes in the summer.
foodandart@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Oooo, that looks like headaches, not highs.
crank0271@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Why’s that? Because it’s all leaves and no buds?
foodandart@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Exactly. Chances are at that height it’s gone to seed and is now hemp.
Uri@infosec.pub 1 year ago
Whats the joke?
b34k@lemmy.world 1 year ago
While the Joke is that that’s definitely not a tomato plant…
Apparently tomato’s can do something like this if you fertilize with the wrong formula (I.e. high nitrogen).
Tried growing some tomatoes myself for the first time this year… gave em the same fertilizer I was giving everything else, and they exploded with green growth into a giant bush, but never produced a single tomato. A few flowers would bloom, it’d get some small green ones, then they’d just fall right off the bush a day latter.
lechekaflan@lemmy.world 1 year ago
“Hello, Doctor Greenthumb? Paging Doctor Greenthumb!”
axexrx@lemmy.world 1 year ago
They wrote thar song bilingualy
timhayes1991@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Whaaat?? “Tomatoes” don’t grow that tall… Do they??
faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
Depends on strain and growing conditions, but they can get over 20ft/6m tall
timhayes1991@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
That’s crazy. I worked at a weed farm and the tallest one I’ve ever seen was only like 4/5ft
NateNate60@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I wonder if it is biologically possible to grow a cannabis-tomato hybrid. Like a tomacco, but it’s actually a cannato.
Cannatoes could be used to make pizza into an edible, which might be too much for mere human minds to comprehend.
SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Just infuse the oil to make the dough.
NateNate60@lemmy.world 1 year ago
THC oil in the dough, cannatoe-based sauce with dried ground weed added as a garnish… might just send you straight to God.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 year ago
I can make pizza into an edible right now just using cannabutter with the pizza crust.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You know…you didn’t have to say that! Now I’m hungry for, and excited to try a pizza edible that doesn’t exist!
Great. Now I’m hungry AND sober…
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 year ago
i keep neglecting to turn my budder into lemon curd. i really need to do that, lemon curd is ridiculously easy in a pressure cooker.
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
I don’t know specifically, but generally hybrids need to be in the same genus. Tomatoes are nightshades and I think cannabis is in the bamboo side of things.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Hear me out: cannabis/bamboo hybrid. You just pluck a stalk and the whole thing is a smokable, natural pipe, ready to go.
comador@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You are correct, but a fun fact most don’t know:
Tomatoes are related to potatoes!
The both come from the same nightshade family: Solanaceae.
BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
They are in the same family as hops, interesting beer?
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 year ago
Dude, shut up and pass the bong.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 year ago
so you can make tomacco because the roots are what make the nicotine. swap the roots of a tomato plant and a tobacco plant and you can get tomacco (nicotine tomatoes) and nicotine-free tobacco.
the THC (and minor cannabinoids) in cannabis is in the flowers, but i don’t know if the THC is made there. we don’t smoke tobacco roots to my knowledge, but this is about the extent of my education on the subject.
kieron115@startrek.website 1 year ago
The chemical production actually occurs in the trichomes themselves, so you need unfertilized female flowers, or at least sugar leaves, to (eventually) produce THC. Although the plant doesnt directly produce THC, it produces things like CBGA which get broken down through a process called decarboxylation (removing the carboxyl group from a molecule and replacing it with hydrogen.) The most common way to decarb it is with heat through smoking, vaping or cooking but some decarboxylation also happens naturally over time during the curing process after harvest.! pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC3165946/ pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC11050509/
Image I was unfortunately in the hospital for a week or so when these were starting to flower and they got really stressed out from lack of water but they came out alright in the end.
kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
I cannot recommend enough to NOT smoke nightshades, the fact that they contain microscopic amounts of nicotine is somewhat offset by the OTHER alkaloids.