You’re not going to convince me that 4 isn’t a shoehorn.
These are your only alternatives.
Submitted 11 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world to [deleted]
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Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 11 months ago
kubica@fedia.io 11 months ago
3 - At least it is going to be clear that I'm not simply weird, but actually cursed.
taiyang@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’m with you on this, I think. It’s not the best spoon but I bet it’s got an eerie glow to it, and perhaps shines blue when in the presence of milk or something.
TomMasz@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Number 4 looks like a shoe horn, so I’d go with that since it more than one use.
Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
GOBLIN SHOVEL
powerofm@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
2 and 3 are diabolical, so 1 and 4 are your only real options. I’m worried about the mouth feel of 1, so I’d probably go with 4. It’s oversized compared to the rest, but it’s better to have slightly more spoon than too small of a scoop!
cockmushroom@reddthat.com 11 months ago
I will eat cereal out of a cheesy foreskin before I assent to any such decision
Jarix@lemmy.world 11 months ago
1 because I grew up with that soon and am already used to how fucking weird if feels in my mouth
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
Are there any rules about how violent you can be to the spoon you choose? Im sure you could turn some of these into decent spoons with some simple tools.
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
I went from having no idea wtf is a moomin to literally seeing them everywhere
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Has to be 2!
wer2@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Who took a picture of my silverware drawer?
dellhiver@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
1 - 100% chance of a metallic taste, that lingers after use. 3 as well probably.
4 is the only practical option, just need to use it with your left hand.
Vytle@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I think my tier list is 2, 1, 3, 4
Vytle@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I would like to choose 3 but I feel 2 is the correct choice.
chuckleslord@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Guess I’m never using spoons again.
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 11 months ago
The runcible one (1)
PrimeErective@startrek.website 11 months ago
Isn’t a runcible spoon more … Forky?
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 11 months ago
I thought it was a sugar spoon with a faceted bowl
webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
I was going to pick 1 as the most practical for most usecases….
But then i saw 4 has a moomin on the handle, easily overriding all other arguments.
FerretyFever0@fedia.io 11 months ago
2 is decent enough for me, unless I'm missing something.
brap@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Missing two little cutouts where liquid will just fall off it.
protist@mander.xyz 11 months ago
Depends on the curvature of the spoon as to the severity of this issue. We need to further inspect
FerretyFever0@fedia.io 11 months ago
Oh. That's probably fine.
vateso5074@lemmy.world 11 months ago
And I feel like those pointy edges are just going to cut your mouth eventually.
ulterno@programming.dev 11 months ago
I’m going with 4 too, unless I somehow lose my fingers.
4 seems the most suitable for liquid-er stuff, which I’d be unable to use my fingers for.
It also feels like it would be easier to clean than the others.
irq0@infosec.pub 11 months ago
1 - I don’t want my spoons to be ribbed for her pleasure 2 - This spoon is simply incorrect 3 - This is the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen
I’ll choose option 4, its the least offensive option, but I’m not happy about it
xorollo@leminal.space 11 months ago
Pretty sure 4 is actually a shoe horn?
irq0@infosec.pub 11 months ago
A shoe horn is still a better spoon than option 3
HowAbt2day@futurology.today 11 months ago
4 is a lefty spoon. Not the commies but rather those scorned by the devil.
100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 11 months ago
f314@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I think that’s a Moomin character, not a frog…