These are your only alternatives.

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• irq0@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  1 - I don’t want my spoons to be ribbed for her pleasure 2 - This spoon is simply incorrect 3 - This is the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen

  I’ll choose option 4, its the least offensive option, but I’m not happy about it

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  • xorollo@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Pretty sure 4 is actually a shoe horn?

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    • irq0@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      A shoe horn is still a better spoon than option 3

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    • HowAbt2day@futurology.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      4 is a lefty spoon. Not the commies but rather those scorned by the devil.

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  • 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    🐸: “Ribbid”

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    • f314@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I think that’s a Moomin character, not a frog…

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• Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You’re not going to convince me that 4 isn’t a shoehorn.

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• kubica@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  3 - At least it is going to be clear that I'm not simply weird, but actually cursed.

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  • taiyang@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m with you on this, I think. It’s not the best spoon but I bet it’s got an eerie glow to it, and perhaps shines blue when in the presence of milk or something.

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• TomMasz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Number 4 looks like a shoe horn, so I’d go with that since it more than one use.

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• Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  GOBLIN SHOVEL

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• powerofm@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  2 and 3 are diabolical, so 1 and 4 are your only real options. I’m worried about the mouth feel of 1, so I’d probably go with 4. It’s oversized compared to the rest, but it’s better to have slightly more spoon than too small of a scoop!

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• cockmushroom@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I will eat cereal out of a cheesy foreskin before I assent to any such decision

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• Jarix@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  1 because I grew up with that soon and am already used to how fucking weird if feels in my mouth

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• unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Are there any rules about how violent you can be to the spoon you choose? Im sure you could turn some of these into decent spoons with some simple tools.

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• sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I went from having no idea wtf is a moomin to literally seeing them everywhere

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• SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Has to be 2!

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• wer2@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Who took a picture of my silverware drawer?

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• dellhiver@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  1 - 100% chance of a metallic taste, that lingers after use. 3 as well probably.

  4 is the only practical option, just need to use it with your left hand.

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• Vytle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I think my tier list is 2, 1, 3, 4

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• Vytle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I would like to choose 3 but I feel 2 is the correct choice.

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• chuckleslord@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Guess I’m never using spoons again.

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• AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The runcible one (1)

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  • PrimeErective@startrek.website ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Isn’t a runcible spoon more … Forky?

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    • AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I thought it was a sugar spoon with a faceted bowl

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• webghost0101@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I was going to pick 1 as the most practical for most usecases….

  But then i saw 4 has a moomin on the handle, easily overriding all other arguments.

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• FerretyFever0@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  2 is decent enough for me, unless I'm missing something.

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  • brap@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Missing two little cutouts where liquid will just fall off it.

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    • protist@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Depends on the curvature of the spoon as to the severity of this issue. We need to further inspect

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    • FerretyFever0@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Oh. That's probably fine.

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    • vateso5074@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      And I feel like those pointy edges are just going to cut your mouth eventually.

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• ulterno@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m going with 4 too, unless I somehow lose my fingers.

  4 seems the most suitable for liquid-er stuff, which I’d be unable to use my fingers for.
  It also feels like it would be easier to clean than the others.

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