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Discussion Thread 🐬 Friday 3 October 2025

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Submitted ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨YarraByte@aussie.zone⁩ to ⁨melbourne@aussie.zone⁩

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  • StudChud@aussie.zone ⁨44⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago
    Insecurity

    I got floppy saggy titties
    Tiger stripes on my belly
    But I’m a childfree thirty-three
    So why don’t I look like those other ladies I used to be quite the fatty
    I know this intellectually
    But my wrinkly boobies
    Don’t look like the other ladies He says I’m hot
    But I feel like a blob
    My tits will be down to my knees
    By the time I’m fifty-three

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    • RustyRaven@aussie.zone ⁨13⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago
      spoiler

      When I’m fifty-three My tits will be free To chat with my knees If they so please I’ve tried elastic and boning to hold the girls up But all the scaffolding in the world would not be enough My belly is wavy with numerout pleats, There may be stripes too (I can’t see underneath) I used to cinch everything in, Thought shapewear was a win. But I couldn’t breathe or bend So gave up on it in the end I gave up trying to look like all the other ladies did And started to embrace what before I always hid Now that I’m passing fifty my tits will finally be free To have a little chat with my once far distant knees.

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    • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨15⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Those other ladies are over thinking their imperfections like any other woman. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

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    • Force_majeure123@aussie.zone ⁨24⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      I like titties /
      All shapes and sizes /
      As long as I /
      Can out them in my mouth.

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      • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

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    • Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨41⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      aw, so many hugs

      spoiler

      ( it was a sad day in my late forties when my nips went below the horizon, it happens to all of us )

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  • Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    First interview done. Not bad.

    Second one was postponed to Tuesday.

    Gym done, time for music practice and more applications.

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    • StudChud@aussie.zone ⁨43⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      YASSSSSS 🙌

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  • Thornburywitch@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Insect of the Year poll

    Duck billed Christmas beetle has my vote - never knew there was more than one sort.

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    • Force_majeure123@aussie.zone ⁨28⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      I went greengrocer cicada because he’s a goofy looking little fella

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    • StudChud@aussie.zone ⁨42⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      I voted for the Mantis, because they’re my fav insect

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  • Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    i’m taking a slow relaxed sick day

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  • Taleya@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    ok what the fuck happened last night because I know four people with ADHD in various levels of medication / support needs and they’re all on their goddamn squirrel skates today

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    • SpinMeAround@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      I blame the wind.

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    • Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      i had such a disturbed sleep, Bill and Ted were fighting all night and trying to get in shaking my door

      It’s Bill, he hates that Ted loves the halloween house

      i jammed my door shut so it doesn’t rattle and got some sleep

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    • imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Not sure but I woke up with the WORST brain fog - like being hung over and sick. Really struggling with the jittery sads. (not ADHD but probably adjacent according to popular opinion). Some planet has gone retrograde.

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    • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      What are squirrel skates? Asking on behalf of everyone here.

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      • imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
        maybe this?

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      • Taleya@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        running joke of ADHDers having squirrel brain. Today said squirrels appear to be on rollerskates.

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  • Taleya@aussie.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Standoffish cat was little spoon! Standoffish cat was jetpack! I am blesséd!!

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  • Bottom_racer@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ooh just saw the oxalis post from yesterday lol.

    I suppose we need an update.

    Aerogard (40% deet) works very well. It’s been a few months and surprisingly it hasn’t bounced back so I think it does maybe hit the bulbs. Didn’t kill any other plants using it. Found it works best when it’s a still, sunny day.

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    • SituationCake@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Sounds promising. Oxalis is seasonal though, it starts dying about now and comes back in autumn. Will need an update in 6 months time. I saw in the Aldi catalogue there’s a weed killer heat gun on sale soon. Am tempted to get it to try as a chemical free alternative.

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  • melbaboutown@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m still waiting on Melbcat’s meds that were ordered in 🤞🙏

    One is available but not the other

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  • LowExperience2368@aussie.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Shit sleep gang

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    • Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Asleep at midnight up wide awake at 5am :(

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      • SaneMartigan@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Ahh, the usual, more arrrrgghhhhh tho.

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    • MeanElevator@aussie.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Was a weird night. Somehow feeling refreshed though.

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  • SituationCake@aussie.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Got the 2am sads. Why you do this brain, I want to go back to sleep.

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    • tombruzzo@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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      • SituationCake@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Wise words

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      • PeelerSheila@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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    • melbaboutown@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That is the worst. I try to curl up with something peaceful on in the background and just rest

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      • SituationCake@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Distraction is a good strategy

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  • bacon@aussie.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Beep Beep 🚚
    🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🫓🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙 🍗🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🔋

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    • Catfish@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Lime marmalade on some sort of bread ish substance

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      • bacon@aussie.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        🍋‍🟩🍯
        🍩

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    • Force_majeure123@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Broccoli and chicken breast please. One teaspoon of olive oil and splash of lemon juice

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    • Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      crumpets, raspberry jam and a cup of black tea please

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      • bacon@aussie.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        🥯🔴🍯☕️

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  • PeelerSheila@aussie.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yesterday I did 8,660 steps during a strenuous day at work, then dashed home, cooked dinner and fell asleep! Woke up just after midnight. Must’ve turned back into a pumpkin or something 😆

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  • Force_majeure123@aussie.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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    • Bottom_racer@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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    • Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Psspsspss

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    • Catfish@aussie.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Show us the toe beans

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    • Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Boop.

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