I get knocked down.
But I get up again.
Sir?
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thenextguy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
jackr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
yessss chumbawamba mentioned(check their other music they’re cool)
don@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
You’re never gonna keep me down.
RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
I’m imagining this being yelled from the ground as the man is being cuffed
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Fun fact there is literally no scientific backing to field sobriety tests. In fact there is a lot of scientific evidence proving they don’t work.
callouscomic@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Pigs are liars?
Gasp.
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Or fingerprints, or lie detectors…
RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
There’s no scientific backing to fingerprints? Whaat
LodeMike@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
That’s interesting. Any recommended ones? If I had to guess its a lot easier to find flaws in something than it is to prove it 100% right.
As I understand it, these tests are trying to get more data on if the driver is severely intoxicated or has major motor function issues.
godfish@lemy.lol 2 weeks ago
Yeah, why not use a breath analyzer or something. I am a drunk and could do those test really wasted.
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Because it’s harder for cops to discriminate against dark skinned people if they use objective measurements.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
You can always take your chances on a blood test…
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
*“My horse is still sober. Technically he’s the one driving.” *
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
ACAB
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Alcoholics Cause Avoidable Bloodshed? Sometimes, yeah.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Yes, and they cant do good things.
But they can do funny bad things.
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
reminder to never submit to a field sobriety test, as you are at the whom of the officer conducting it, and as we all know, acab
also if you drive under the influence or are fucking around with your touchscreen dash or phone or something, fuck you
UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I drove trucks for a while and the amount of people with screens on is rediculous and that not counting the amount eating and putting on makeup.
untorquer@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That cop smells like Axe body spray and cigarettes.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop.” — Confucius
don@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Officer, this is a book store, and you’re taking to a book of positive affirmations.
robocall@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I couldn’t pass a field sobriety test sober
cattywampas@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
Depending on your jurisdiction, you may be able to refuse a field sobriety test and opt for a chemical test (breath or blood) instead. That’s the case in my state and many others.
You can also generally refuse a chemical test as well, but doing so will likely get your license suspended.
But check your local laws to be sure.
onslaught545@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Refuse field breathalyzers if allowed and have them use the big one at the station. The field ones are super inaccurate.
Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That’s kinda the point