reminder to never submit to a field sobriety test, as you are at the whom of the officer conducting it, and as we all know, acab
also if you drive under the influence or are fucking around with your touchscreen dash or phone or something, fuck you
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reminder to never submit to a field sobriety test, as you are at the whom of the officer conducting it, and as we all know, acab
also if you drive under the influence or are fucking around with your touchscreen dash or phone or something, fuck you
I drove trucks for a while and the amount of people with screens on is rediculous and that not counting the amount eating and putting on makeup.
Fun fact there is literally no scientific backing to field sobriety tests. In fact there is a lot of scientific evidence proving they don’t work.
Yeah, why not use a breath analyzer or something. I am a drunk and could do those test really wasted.
Because it’s harder for cops to discriminate against dark skinned people if they use objective measurements.
Or fingerprints, or lie detectors…
There’s no scientific backing to fingerprints? Whaat
Pigs are liars?
Gasp.
That’s interesting. Any recommended ones? If I had to guess its a lot easier to find flaws in something than it is to prove it 100% right.
As I understand it, these tests are trying to get more data on if the driver is severely intoxicated or has major motor function issues.
You can always take your chances on a blood test…
I get knocked down.
But I get up again.
yessss chumbawamba mentioned(check their other music they’re cool)
You’re never gonna keep me down.
I’m imagining this being yelled from the ground as the man is being cuffed
That cop smells like Axe body spray and cigarettes.
*“My horse is still sober. Technically he’s the one driving.” *
ACAB
Alcoholics Cause Avoidable Bloodshed? Sometimes, yeah.
Yes, and they cant do good things.
But they can do funny bad things.
“It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop.” — Confucius
Officer, this is a book store, and you’re taking to a book of positive affirmations.
robocall@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
I couldn’t pass a field sobriety test sober
cattywampas@midwest.social 22 hours ago
Depending on your jurisdiction, you may be able to refuse a field sobriety test and opt for a chemical test (breath or blood) instead. That’s the case in my state and many others.
You can also generally refuse a chemical test as well, but doing so will likely get your license suspended.
But check your local laws to be sure.
onslaught545@lemmy.zip 22 hours ago
Refuse field breathalyzers if allowed and have them use the big one at the station. The field ones are super inaccurate.
Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
That’s kinda the point