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• robocall@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I couldn’t pass a field sobriety test sober

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  • cattywampas@midwest.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Depending on your jurisdiction, you may be able to refuse a field sobriety test and opt for a chemical test (breath or blood) instead. That’s the case in my state and many others.

    You can also generally refuse a chemical test as well, but doing so will likely get your license suspended.

    But check your local laws to be sure.

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    • onslaught545@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Refuse field breathalyzers if allowed and have them use the big one at the station. The field ones are super inaccurate.

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  • Mr_Fish@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s kinda the point

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• thenextguy@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I get knocked down.
  But I get up again.

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  • jackr@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    yessss chumbawamba mentioned(check their other music they’re cool)

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  • don@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You’re never gonna keep me down.

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    • RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m imagining this being yelled from the ground as the man is being cuffed

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• ayyy@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Fun fact there is literally no scientific backing to field sobriety tests. In fact there is a lot of scientific evidence proving they don’t work.

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  • callouscomic@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Pigs are liars?

    Gasp.

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  • HugeNerd@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Or fingerprints, or lie detectors…

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    • RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      There’s no scientific backing to fingerprints? Whaat

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  • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s interesting. Any recommended ones? If I had to guess its a lot easier to find flaws in something than it is to prove it 100% right.

    As I understand it, these tests are trying to get more data on if the driver is severely intoxicated or has major motor function issues.

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  • godfish@lemy.lol ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah, why not use a breath analyzer or something. I am a drunk and could do those test really wasted.

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    • ayyy@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Because it’s harder for cops to discriminate against dark skinned people if they use objective measurements.

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  • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You can always take your chances on a blood test…

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• JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  *“My horse is still sober. Technically he’s the one driving.” *

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• lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  ACAB

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  • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Alcoholics Cause Avoidable Bloodshed? Sometimes, yeah.

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  • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yes, and they cant do good things.

    But they can do funny bad things.

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• mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  reminder to never submit to a field sobriety test, as you are at the whom of the officer conducting it, and as we all know, acab

  also if you drive under the influence or are fucking around with your touchscreen dash or phone or something, fuck you

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  • UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I drove trucks for a while and the amount of people with screens on is rediculous and that not counting the amount eating and putting on makeup.

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• untorquer@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That cop smells like Axe body spray and cigarettes.

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop.” — Confucius

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• don@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Officer, this is a book store, and you’re taking to a book of positive affirmations.

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