Laser

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• chuckleslord@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Yeah, it’s called being funny. If you think being mean is funny, you don’t have a sense of humor you just think uncomfortable chuckles are mirth.

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  • SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You damn well know that people who complain about this are just not clever when it comes to making jokes, they just say offensive things and other bigots just laugh. Now that they get shunned for saying those offensive things, they have creativeness to come up with something.

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• Juice@midwest.social ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Skill issue

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• Phegan@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If you can’t make a joke that does offend people, it’s a skill issue. Turns out, you actually aren’t funny you are just a bully.

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• blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Don’t watch the first Resident Evil film then

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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    • fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Clouseau looking rough these days

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  • BennyInc@feddit.org ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Or Cube. Or was it Cube 2? Not sure.

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    • Bougie_Birdie@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I think in Cube it was razor wire, but they may have upgraded to lasers for Cube 2

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  • ayyy@sh.itjust.works ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m trying to decide my evening plans, is it like, so bigoted it’s funny or something?

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    • RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      No it has a laser hallway scene

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• Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “So I’m giving away money when-“

  “Socialist bitch!”

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  • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Seriously cannot with these fucking snowflakes who gwt butthurt wjen i share stuff.

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• Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  My son died when someone joked about a laser accident!

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• don@lemmy.ca ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  His problem is how he’s gonna make it through the laser field when he’s at least twice the size of Catherine Zeta-Jones.

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• Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Impossibru!

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• stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  My wife died in a Lazer accident too, swallowed it, not the brightest that one, nope… good at swallowing though.

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• PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  A later touched me as a kid!

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• DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  My pet fish died from Question-Mark-Phobia, wtf is your problem?

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  • EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    My son died from exclaiming a question without the right punctuation, are you okay‽

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• But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  To shreds you say?

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