Submitted 3 weeks ago by melbaboutown@aussie.zone to melbourne@aussie.zone
Seems Yarrabyte has got on the beers?
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Chef has relocated and is no longer of this world. But fear not, for we are omnipresent and we shall continue serving from another universe. It is however with regret that we will no longer be able to raise alert in the event of sky pretty.
Beep Beep 🚚
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I’d like some interdimensional fish and chips please Chef
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I hope your skies are beautiful where ever you are.
Your loyalty card gets you one free hug 🫂
The skies are beautiful. Thank you for the free hug.
Chef, you are amazing no matter which plane you exist on. Thank you for all of the smiles!
… may I please have some potatoey goodness?
Thank you.
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Chef, I think all of us hope your new plane of existence is entirely to your satisfaction. We hope you will keep us informed of the prettiness or otherwise of the the ‘sky’ or functional substitute thereof.
Also, could I have a nice cup of tea and a bikkie?
Thank you. The sky and the artificial structures are so far highly satisfactory. The wind howls sometimes but no more than what Melbourne undergoes.
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A toast to chef 🧃 … may your new sky always be pretty
May I have a strong coffee and toast with butter and exotic jam?
Thank you. The sky is indeed pretty here.
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Success, I am now trapped on the couch by a warm and purry feline. … I’m just not in the most comfortable position to hold but I mustn’t move the cat.
The temptation to occasionally poke her is too much for me.
I have managed to shift to a more comfy position and get the joy of stroking her and ruffling her chin every so often. This is life 🥰
Welcome to the club lol
The blues are here even with soxcat around. Some sad news lately that just seems to put a damper on things and my lack of progress lately on the thesis ain’t good.
Try again tomorrow… Gonna disappear into a chip packet for now and ponder AI taking over everything again after watching some VEO 3 clips.
Also I can’t get over how unbelievably soft sox’s fur is. And she still smells like baby powder. Even though she only eats dine crap at home…
Hmmm… I prescribe cuddlepurrs. Maybe if you put a heat source in your lap and feed her a creamy treat
I gave her a Churu knockoff earlier to improve the mood all around, I think I might actually steal her cat bed and wear it to see if she’ll come snuggle on the couch
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I HATE ROLEPLAYS I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM STUPID ROLEPLAYS ILL ROLEPLAY YOU UP THE HEAD FUCKING ROLEPLAYS
The distressed blacksmith runs into the tavern shouting that the goblins have kidnapped his daughter. Your group is sitting around a table in the back having just escorted some supplies to the general store… What do you do?
“if I can have a lock of your daughter’s hair, I’ll save her!”
Finish my ale, then form a posse, see if we have enough weapons, then make a plan, then take out the goblins.
Oh I’m hearing you. Good time for a toilet break that lasts at least 20 minutes.
I used to really hate them, but we have to do them a lot at work (mock phone calls primarily) and I’m fairly used to it now.
Like, customer service or treatment/first aid role plays?
Customer service roleplay for my assessments blehh
I totally agree with you.
I hate them so much,
I’m the corpse in the local gibbet. I just sit here occasionally offgassing.
We find good bacon and potato in the other world.
And the breakfast sausage is AMAZING! And not just for breakfast …
We still think the Bunnings one is superior.
Finally worked out how to get this dog to finally bring the ball back.
You have to kick the ball and not throw it.
Not sure how that works but it does.
Hahaha.
My dog will chase and pick up the ball, run straight passed me, drop it down the yard and then look at me as if to say “your turn”. Little shithead.
Stupid roleplays for my assessments are done, now I just need to write a bit more - fluff it out - and submit. Then I only have 3 quizzes (not open yet) and an oral presentation to do, and I’m done! Should be good by mid June, then I get my cert aw yeeee
Saw my cunt of an ex at Flagstaff station before, as I was on the train passing through. They didn’t get on, or recognise me (I’ve lost 20kg, and was wearing a beanie and hornrim sunnies lol).
They haven’t changed at all, physically or mentally, and I love that for them. Couldn’t have happened to a better person tbh.
Ughh. People like them should have the decency to fall into a black hole so you never have to worry about being jumpscared
😂😂😂 one can dream!! I’ll pop a bottle of red to celebrate haha
You’re doing so well. Good on you!
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You go girl!!
Aw yeee 🤘💜
I hope tinybreak is okay - sending you good vibes! 💜
At the moment I am assuming everything missing has been packed into one of my boxes. Being tiny it is entirely possible he has slipped in with something else without being noticed. If so he is likely very safe with lots of soft packing material, but may not be able to return until unpacking happens next week.
Alternatively, he could have slipped through to another plane of existence, and Bacon is looking for him now? If so I’m sure he will be found quickly and will return to us very well fed.
Tiny, if you are out there, please bang on a pipe or something so we know you’re ok…
They’re banging on reddit pipes, I think he’s fine.
Ah waking up to hairball noises and a mess to clean up.
Yay…
Eventually you reach a point where it’s Tomorrow Gibson’s problem. Or your partner’s
Screaming junkie neighbour. Manager treating me like a junior and micro managing. Not enough sleep. Reducing anti depressent dose.
Feels like I’m going to explode.
Feeling pretty dang sore today, but I a good way.
Planning a nice long sauna/Steam session tomorrow morning to get in a weekend mood.
Office is dead as but since I’m still fairly new in this role, I’m showing up as required until end of probation at least.
Gah, I just replied and posted in the wrong daily post.
Oh well, for tonight I’ll be having meat lovers pizza with mushrooms after I eat those yucky noodles.
sky very pretty
pinks and oranges and a thin sliver of moon framed by palm fronds
Come on tomorrow night, looking forward to my date :)
I bought one of those wifi powerpoint timers yesterday. I got it connected to the app but it doesn’t seem to be working. Lets see if I can get it sorted or if it’s going to become one of those Dad Moments where I’m at war with an obtuse piece of technology wrapped in plastic
Anything you’re keeping an eye on for a potential EOFY sale?
I bought a new moka pot recently online. Brand name but it’s having some issues after a week or two - lots of loss of water through the pressure outlet… None of my pots have ever done this so I’m assuming there’s a fault… Can’t seem to figure out a way to tighten anything… Fixable or no do you think?
I finally updated my phone after a long time of putting it off. Everything feels so weird, but I especially miss the thunk my phone would do when I closed all open apps. Farewell, thunk, I will miss you!
Having issues with Opticomm internet. It’s a shame the government let them in after all those years fighting for the NBN, even with the copper connection downgrades.
Cleaned my earbuds, and so I’m using old wired ones. They work somewhat better than the wireless ones?
Onto book 4 of Helen Forrest’s Liverpool autobiographies.
It is very interesting how Helen describes her family, particularly her mother.
Helen will recount a fact then write her mother’s explanation, showing how her mother is abusive and lies and lies and steals and steals. And that’s just the mother’s better traits.
It’s an interesting portrait of a female psychopath and the heartbreaking suffering of her victims.
Chilli mussels tonight 🌶️💪
Beach walk
The tide was very low , the dunes were full of chirping fairy wrens , I picked up 3 very nasty looking lures off the beach. And noticed sea anemones in little rock pools against the sea wall . These were yellow anemones, I’ve only seen dark red ones before. I took some pics. 😊
Screams into the void
Okay. Time to start my day
Alamutjones@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
Funeral complete. Lovely to see people, even if it is like this
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
so many hugs
melbaboutown@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
I’m sorry. Be extra kind to yourself, one funeral is hard let alone two
Duenan@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
Hope you’re doing ok over there.
underwatermagpies@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
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