My nephew just asked me who to vote for…stand back kiddo, aunty has got this 💪🏻
Discussion Thread 🦩 Friday 2 May 2025
Submitted 2 days ago by Pilk@aussie.zone to melbourne@aussie.zone
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imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 1 day ago
ted has a new cat tree, he has chairs and soft beds, this cardboard box lid on the balcony is his favourite spot
anotherspringchicken@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Sounds like normal cat behaviour to me
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 1 day ago
yup 🐱
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Alright.
No big surprises it’s music and cat cuddles this evening.
I’m doing some work over the weekend but it’s actually fun adjacent, so it’s not too bad.
Cheers 🍻
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 1 day ago
cheers 🍻
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Sahtain 🍺
phant@lemmy.world 1 day ago
The band I’m in just released our debut album today! Eeeeep 😱 but also woooo 🥳
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Drop a link? Congrats!
phant@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Thanks! Here is the spotify link, but it’s also on YouTube music etc. and Bandcamp. open.spotify.com/album/7tv4zg1t4VgfZDqgroGaop
I play guitar and backing vocals :)
LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 1 day ago
I think I have an ingrown toe nail. Hurts like a mf.
TheWitchofThornbury@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Get thee to a podiatrist asap! Trust me, they are brilliant at sorting out ingrown toenails. Which have a genetic component but are made much much worse with ill fitting footwear. Speaking as someone whose toenails started to grow into tubes during my 20s, and still do if I mistreat them. My podiatrist kept my feet functional for a long long time - far better than any doc ever did.
melbaboutown@aussie.zone 1 day ago
If it’s just starting you can wedge a little bit of cotton wool underneath the corner of the nail to lift it clear of your toe, which will allow it to grow out normally.
If it’s a proper ingrown you want to douse it in Betadine and get to the doctor. Trying to do things yourself can be an infection risk
LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Thank you 😊 I had accidentally clipped the nail too short and it broke, then I stubbed my toe. Didn’t think anything of it until it started being painful and gross over the past few days. I can’t really see if it’s ingrown, so hopefully it’s just beginning.
RustyRaven@aussie.zone 2 days ago
Slowly working down the moving checklist. Power & gas connection is organised, and mail redirection done. I need to look at insurance, which is a bit of a nuisance as my current policy ends 3 days before the moving date. Removalist is the next major thing to organise, and then lots of lots of address changes.
I looked at NBN yesterday, it looks like it has FTTP installed already. That will be good, as I’m looking at getting a Ring doorbell and some security cameras. Money is just flowing from my accounts like water at the moment!
Countdown: 1 week from key collection. 1 month from final move date.
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 2 days ago
very early breakfast for Ted, who woke me up by walking up and down my body
he’s been on a diet too, lost so much weight, he must be real hungry to wake me up
so hugs and half brekkie for the little guy who is not so round anymore 🐈⬛
PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 2 days ago
“walking up and down my body”
I would like to hire the shiatsu kitten alarm clock please
Catfish@aussie.zone 2 days ago
Unfortunately shiatsu kitty often comes with enthusiastic amateur acupuncture
RustyRaven@aussie.zone 2 days ago
Miss Meow did much the same, along with head butts and a lot of meow. She is also on a diet, but I don’t think she is losing enough weight. She is already convinced she is starving to death, further reductions will not be taken well. At least she is well fortified for the stress of moving, if she decided to hide for a couple of days and not eat it would probably be good for her.
SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 2 days ago
Alfie has definitely lost weight and it’s nice because he’s running around the house more, he seems to be feel much better. But the other night after his dinner, he wouldn’t leave us alone, SCREAMING as if we hadn’t fed him. Little beast. To the point boyo was wondering if we’d actually fed him. Alfie is an excellent liar!
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 2 days ago
We have to announce “the dog’s been fed” otherwise he tries to scam another meal from each of us.
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 1 day ago
SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Haiiii Ted, you are glorious!
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 1 day ago
he is and he has a great personality too, I love him very much
just_kitten@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Oh Ted. I want to bury my face in all that glorious floof. Although you might not like it
melbaboutown@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Ted sits like a person
tombruzzo@aussie.zone 1 day ago
I just opened Excel and the columns now use numbers as well as the rows. Formulas need to be written differently and now row number goes first instead of column.
What is going on? I feel confused, I feel sick, I’m dizzy, am I smelling toast?
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Try the cesspit that is “new outlook”. Fucking yuck.
tombruzzo@aussie.zone 1 day ago
New Outlook isn’t terrible for me because it’s just the web version in its own container. However, you can’t select which keyboard shortcuts you want to use to it’s a no from me.
But completely changing the way cells are labelled and ordered, now that’s unforgivable.
SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 1 day ago
I usually roll with change, but threw a bit of a tanty when my computer forced that update… until my boss pointed out I could toggle it off. There is nothing positive about that update.
Taleya@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 1 day ago
ohh bugger.
MeanElevator@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Refund or replacement time?
Taleya@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Fun fact: I have actually worked as an LCD repair tech. I opened the case up and there’s some suss as shit crap in there - the pressure plates holding the LCD layer to the light panel were not outside the metal plate at the back of the whole shebang, but jammed between them. Which is quite hard to do without opening the case and rescrewing them. So it looks like a very dodgy refurb.
Everything else works, so it’s just a 22" LCD screen needed…I think I shall hit up a mate and then absolutely fuck over this ebay seller.
RustyRaven@aussie.zone 1 day ago
All the exciting things I’ve ordered lately and the first thing to arrive has to be the mop bucket. Still, it is a very nice mop bucket. And it has wheels, so it can roll with me as I move around the room. Plus it’s in a nice bright hazard warning yellow with “wet floor” warnings on the side, so Miss Meow and Mr Woof will know to be careful. Although it would probably be more useful if I actually had the mop.
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 1 day ago
it’s traditional aussie custom as per Lennie Lower to tie fluffy cats and dogs to poles to make mops
Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 1 day ago
be more useful if I actually had the mop
Technically mr woof and miss meow could be used as interim mop heads.
RustyRaven@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Technically. Mr Woof had a bath yesterday, so I guess it should be Miss Meow’s turn. I suspect if I tried it I would end up with many claw marks.
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 1 day ago
eggsakly
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 1 day ago
yeah, today I found a dead penguin washed up on the beach. Called wildlife services and they said this area has loads of penguins and it’s a natural event. Poor little guy.
Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Poor pingu :(
kruetz@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Here’s hoping the school down the road will have a barbecue going early tomorrow when we go to vote 🤞
Duenan@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Home early yay.
Let the journey of Expedition 33 continue!
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Cheers voters 🍺 and 'ave a good weekend 👍
*This post was brought to you by Democracy Sausage v’s Bunnings Sausage
TheWitchofThornbury@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Pah! Last election my local election booth had CAKE STALLS! I will have first dibs on the first passionfruit/cream sponge I see! Plus sossiges of course but compared to a nice passionfruit sponge … no contest!
PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 1 day ago
It’s a great way to raise money, I don’t know why more places don’t do it.
imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 1 day ago
I have one literally over the road with sausage and cake stall. It’s a good day for democracy
PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 1 day ago
My local polling areas don’t have anything 😒I have been known to visit a neighbouring suburb in the electorate who’s local school knows how to do it right and vote there. Sossig and cake stall, come to mumma!
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 1 day ago
I’m going to the one my kid is working at purely to embarrass her.
She’ll be working for the greens. 👍
Duenan@aussie.zone 1 day ago
I may have gone off a bit early.
I’ve already eaten sausages on hot dog buns.
Food coma incoming. Trying to fight it
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Back in the day (mid 90s, Saturday night) my local night club was The Grand Hotel in Essendon. Where was your’s?
P.s. Friday night was Shooter’s in Glenroy. $2.50 drinks.
TheWitchofThornbury@aussie.zone 1 day ago
The Chevron in St Kilda Road! Also the Croc, the Parkview, and the Dan O’Connell. But just about any pub had live music on Fri/Sat albeit of varying quality and volume back in the early 70s. If you could be bothered, then the Three Weeds on Plenty Road often had good bands just starting out.
calhoon2005@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Dan O’Connell for St Pat’s. They used to use the little park next to the pub for a band (the Australian U2 Experience I think) and outside drinking. Cheap Guinness that got cheaper throughout the night. I remember getting $1 pints at about 2am as they were trying to finish off the supply.
useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 1 day ago
I was too busy in the 90’s for a local. 😭
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 1 day ago
What were you doing?
melbaboutown@aussie.zone 1 day ago
I was too young
calhoon2005@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Night club - Goo (alcohol )or the Night at (pills) Pub - Evelyn, Rising Sun, The Standard
PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 1 day ago
I was more a pub goer: the Lomond in East Brunswick, or the Woodlands, Post Office or Browns (before it was renovated) in Sydney road. Also a place that used to be called Nick’s wine bar in Nicholson st North Fitzroy next to the tram depot.
calhoon2005@aussie.zone 1 day ago
The Lomond for chats with RRR presenters.
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Early years a pub in Footers near uni, years later Rick’s on Avenue Louise, James Joyce on Place Schuman , little mexican place in Greenwich Village, Starbucks on Pearl Street
nearly every bar in downtown Detroit
didn’t go to clubs when young, I was either a young parent or working too hard
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 1 day ago
What was the music you grooved to there? What did you drink?
dumblederp@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Sneaking booze into the Fri/Sat ice skate disco on Centre Rd. We’d spend the early part of the evening scouring the Oakleigh Coles for a 2for1 shop-a-docket. We’d then try to talk people already in the queue into letting us in for free with the 2for1 cos we were broke.
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 1 day ago
😂 I love that!
What was your drink of choice? Mine was Bacardi and lemonade and Sub Zeros with raspberry.
useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Attempting Swedish meatballs tonight. Must find zee Lingonberry jam.
tone212_@aussie.zone 1 day ago
I like it when clients ask a lot of questions but my god, this one has gone to absolute town. Getting their money’s worth I see.
Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 2 days ago
Gooooood meowning everyone 😻
just_kitten@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Managed to squeeze in a real full-body massage that had me being knelt on and every last knot massaged out, every finger and toe and every muscle in my shoulders and even my eyebrows got a massage. Ahh, bliss. I can sleep well tonight
melbaboutown@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Oh shit, is the election tomorrow? And the ballot has to be completed on or before it? Even with the constant spam texts that snuck up on me. I’ve been really sick for weeks.
I guess I just do it tonight and mail it tomorrow, and hopefully even with the weekend it arrives within 13 days.
Alamutjones@aussie.zone 1 day ago
I’m having a quiet night in watching the footy, as I’m expecting a busy quokka filled election day. Bought a salad and a Woolies quarter chicken and settled in.
Also bought Masters spearmint milk, because that’s A Thing over here apparently…and it’s legitimately great? I don’t understand why we don’t also have minty milk?
Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Ticket inspectors southbound on St Kilda Rd @ commercial rd
Taleya@aussie.zone 1 day ago
On day two of “onboard for delivery within 24 hours” and you know, you KNOW the instant you poke them it shoots to NO DELIVERY FOR YOU
…but on a far more hilarious note hubs just tried to infolecture me on DNS somehow completely forgetting that I have worked for multiple webhosting companies and know way, way more than he does. Oh and sweetie, you are incorrect.
Taleya@aussie.zone 1 day ago
wakes up
rolls over.
summons bagagwaAlamutjones@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 1 day ago
FRIDAY!!!
Working on building an internal LLM agent for work. Pretty exciting tbh.
MeanElevator@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Early voting was a no Bueno.
Massive lineup, no parking and I other arrangements. Democracy shall be exercised tomorrow.
Pub grub dinner and drinks with extended family. Was good. Wife is emotional for good reasons and some sad ones.
My son hugged and lifted his favourite uncle (wife’s cousin) . It was such a sweet moment. This cousin used to babysit my kids when they were babies.
RustyRaven@aussie.zone 1 day ago
I’ve started off with removalist quotes by getting a couple online, hoping for a rough ballpark figure. One was over twice the cost of the other. Accidentally including a trampoline in the list of things I am moving may have had an impact, although the total m3 they estimated was roughly the same. I almost added 35 outdoor umbrellas to the list on the other, due to resting my finger on the touch screen, but fortunately realised before I submitted it.
useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Swedish meatballs 10/10
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DolphinLundgrin@aussie.zone 1 day ago
You had me at two bottles of tequila
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Definitely the weather for it. Well done.
useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Thanks! 👍
Eagle@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Oooh yum
useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Oooh yeah