It’s painful how I struggle to distinguish reality from parody.
Happy Easter from the POTUS
Submitted 3 weeks ago by jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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gaja@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Psythik@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
If it weren’t for the font being wrong, I would had no idea that this is parody.
bluegreenwookie@bookwormstory.social 3 weeks ago
I just assumed it was fake bc persecuted seems like to big of a word for him
Omgboom@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Real
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Must be. Nothing ever sounded more authentic.
lugal@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
No, this is how Jesus really was. Wake up sleep sheep!
H1jAcK@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
And heterosexual
BenThereDoneThat@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Pontious Pilates
Loooooooooool
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I’m glad someone got that.
markovs_gun@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Pontius Pilates sounds like a much more fun guy who teaches a class at the YMCA
6mementomorib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
i should take time off news. it took me reading “home Depot” to figure out this was not in fact real
jsomae@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Could not tell if this is fake or not. Saying they’re bigger than Jesus is something famous popular people do all the time.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It stopped being shocking
sunbytes@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
He doesn’t post on twitter any more I think. Just his own site.
BCsven@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Home depot?
dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Based on the popular trope of Hispanic guys hanging around outside of Home Depot (or other American big box hardware stores) every morning looking to get picked up as day laborers.
BCsven@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Ah, OK. I thought he’d totally lost all his marbles
floo@retrolemmy.com 3 weeks ago
Happy Zombie Jesus Day!
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Jesus retained his powers after resurrection, making him a Lich, not a zombie.
My guess is the cross is his phylactery.
floo@retrolemmy.com 3 weeks ago
I know, but it doesn’t have the same ring to it, though. Most people don’t know what a lich is, anyway.
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
For comparison, also, Trump’s 2024 Easter message:
Happy Easter to all, including the Radical Left Lunatics who are fighting and scheming so hard to bring Murderers, Drug Lords, Dangerous Prisoners, the Mentally Insane, and well known MS-13 Gang Members and Wife Beaters, back into our Country,
Easter, the gift that keeps on giving.
FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
why fake him saying stupid shit when you could just wait 15 minutes
umbrella@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
this is the sort of shit that would heavily offend conservative christians if it came from everyone but trump.
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
over_clox@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Happy Rabbit Egg Day!
random_character_a@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You are faking it too intelligently.
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
…This Holy Week, my Administration renews its promise to defend the Christian faith in our schools, military, workplaces, hospitals, and halls of government. We will never waver in safeguarding the right to religious liberty, upholding the dignity of life, and protecting God in our public square…
Obviously not actually Trump, but certainly the Project 2025 / Seven Mountain Mandate faction of the current regime. May their steak knives be extra pointy.
dermanus@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
I would have checked that, but it’s all too plausible.
crawancon@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
couldn’t even tell if fake
billwashere@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I have no idea if this is a real tweet or not. This country is just broken.
CalipherJones@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Pretty obvious its fake given that he mentioned Pontius Pilot. Even that’s too deep into the Bible for him.
fulcrummed@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
In fact he name checked Pontius Pilates which made it a little more realistic. Still too deep a reference for the philistine.
Exbando@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Genesis 1:1 is too deep for him
GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Don’t worry, it’s a fake. Luckily.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
you sure about that?