Happy Easter from the POTUS

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• gaja@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  It’s painful how I struggle to distinguish reality from parody.

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  • Psythik@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    If it weren’t for the font being wrong, I would had no idea that this is parody.

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    • bluegreenwookie@bookwormstory.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I just assumed it was fake bc persecuted seems like to big of a word for him

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• billwashere@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I have no idea if this is a real tweet or not. This country is just broken.

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  • CalipherJones@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Pretty obvious its fake given that he mentioned Pontius Pilot. Even that’s too deep into the Bible for him.

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    • fulcrummed@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      In fact he name checked Pontius Pilates which made it a little more realistic. Still too deep a reference for the philistine.

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    • Exbando@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Genesis 1:1 is too deep for him

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  • GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Don’t worry, it’s a fake. Luckily.

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    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      you sure about that?

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• BenThereDoneThat@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Pontious Pilates

  Loooooooooool

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  • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’m glad someone got that.

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  • markovs_gun@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Pontius Pilates sounds like a much more fun guy who teaches a class at the YMCA

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• FourWaveforms@lemm.ee ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  why fake him saying stupid shit when you could just wait 15 minutes

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• Omgboom@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Real

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  • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Must be. Nothing ever sounded more authentic.

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    • lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      No, this is how Jesus really was. Wake up sleep sheep!

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  • H1jAcK@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    And heterosexual

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• random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You are faking it too intelligently.

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• 6mementomorib@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  i should take time off news. it took me reading “home Depot” to figure out this was not in fact real

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• uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  For comparison, also, Trump’s 2024 Easter message:

  Happy Easter to all, including the Radical Left Lunatics who are fighting and scheming so hard to bring Murderers, Drug Lords, Dangerous Prisoners, the Mentally Insane, and well known MS-13 Gang Members and Wife Beaters, back into our Country,

  Easter, the gift that keeps on giving.

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• jsomae@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Could not tell if this is fake or not. Saying they’re bigger than Jesus is something famous popular people do all the time.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It stopped being shocking

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  • sunbytes@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    He doesn’t post on twitter any more I think. Just his own site.

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• BCsven@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Home depot?

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  • dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Based on the popular trope of Hispanic guys hanging around outside of Home Depot (or other American big box hardware stores) every morning looking to get picked up as day laborers.

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    • BCsven@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Ah, OK. I thought he’d totally lost all his marbles

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• floo@retrolemmy.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Happy Zombie Jesus Day!

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  • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Jesus retained his powers after resurrection, making him a Lich, not a zombie.

    My guess is the cross is his phylactery.

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    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      1000001417

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    • floo@retrolemmy.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I know, but it doesn’t have the same ring to it, though. Most people don’t know what a lich is, anyway.

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• umbrella@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  this is the sort of shit that would heavily offend conservative christians if it came from everyone but trump.

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• uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  …This Holy Week, my Administration renews its promise to defend the Christian faith in our schools, military, workplaces, hospitals, and halls of government. We will never waver in safeguarding the right to religious liberty, upholding the dignity of life, and protecting God in our public square…

  Obviously not actually Trump, but certainly the Project 2025 / Seven Mountain Mandate faction of the current regime. May their steak knives be extra pointy.

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  • dermanus@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I would have checked that, but it’s all too plausible.

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• gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Image

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• over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Happy Rabbit Egg Day!

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• crawancon@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  couldn’t even tell if fake

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