Got to love the double stupid. So is this guy seriously just going to live with it and assume there is no treatment rather than you know finding out if there is a treatment?
Also what’s a birth control pill going to do?
Anon has regrets
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echodot@feddit.uk 3 days ago
Shortstack@reddthat.com 3 days ago
The pill prevents both people from ruining their lives
KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
The pill prevents 2 people from ruining a brand new life.
Skunk@jlai.lu 3 days ago
Saleh@feddit.org 3 days ago
HIV is not giving you painful urination a few days later.
Pupschism@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Depending on your country. It’s easy to get in Australia, there may be programs in your country to get it to you for a discount or free.
There are also things like doxy pep, antibiotics taken before and after exposure to bacterial infections which are only prescribed to people with, shall we say, high volume sex lives to offset the cost/benefit ratio of taking possibly uneccesary antibiotics
fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
“But I can’t wear a condom! My penis is so huge it feels constricted! You don’t understand!”
Mate, your dick is not too big for a condom. Stop being an idiot.suite403@lemmy.world 2 days ago
The only thing I remember from health class was the teacher putting her whole arm in a condom.
Which is shocking given how anti-sexhealth my parents were and the community I grew up in at large. No idea how that teacher had a job but damn, respect.
njm1314@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Sometimes hearing y’all talk about health Ed classes that actually taught y’all stuff is wild to me. I live in a red state. Sex education for me was basically a two-day seminar where they showed us pictures of the gnarliest venereal diseases they could find. Like that’s it. We didn’t see a condom at all. Learning about condoms for us was first hand. In a Motel 6 that took cash with my girl after we bought a few different brands to try them out.
Jesus_666@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Even if it was, condoms come in sizes.
i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
I need a fitting room
sirico@feddit.uk 2 days ago
It’s like a 2 litre bottle, because of all the swelling from stds
SirDankbud@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
They make large condoms. I’m blessed enough that I have to use large and even with that it was constricting enough that I usually couldn’t cum with one on. I still ALWAYS wore a condom until I got engaged to my wife. I understand that the benefits outweigh the risks.
suite403@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Random story that is mostly not related here but I wanna tell it so I’m going to.
I almost can’t get off when having sex. Like, it’s a chore and it fucking sucks to try. Even without a condom it’s just not happening.
I hook up with this lady, she says guys finish really fast with her and I’m like, well, that’s not going to happen here.
With a condom on I turn into a 4 pump chump. This lady was not super hot or anything. But damn.
Outside of a few years after starting to have sex, I’ve never had thst experience before or since. I always wonder what made the difference.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 days ago
For me, it wasn’t the constriction, it was that lowered sensitivity. There are thin ones and there are magnums. I need the mags, which I haven’t seen with a thin option (though I haven’t bought condoms in years and maybe that’d be an option now). I’m glad to be beyond that mess.
SirHery@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Did measure your condom size?
Boomkop3@reddthat.com 3 days ago
Always bring condoms :/
bhamlin@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Use two, just to be safe. One for you and one for your partner.
Boomkop3@reddthat.com 2 days ago
Bring ten, unless you’re only fucking once
biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Nahhhh, cling wrap does the job good enough
MisterMoo@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Only sailors use condoms baby.
Boomkop3@reddthat.com 3 days ago
Loser sentiment right there. Just make sure you don’t put a kid in a shitty life with parents that never wanted it
LOLseas@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Can confirm. Was a sailor.
lowered_lifted@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
anon is posting from WW1 deployment
don@lemm.ee 3 days ago
Hello anon, welcome to the finding out phase.
anonApril2025@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
Just go on dates and get tested + birth control then bang
steeznson@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Amazing how anons manage to fuck up every social situation even if they are nominally successful at something
SitD@lemy.lol 2 days ago
maybe managing to achieve something will turn your name into a successful brand, a graduation from anon if you will
baines@lemmy.cafe 2 days ago
elon is that you?
i heard 4chan is kill
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 days ago
Most STDs do have cures.
Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Including the one anon has.
Death_Equity@lemmy.world 3 days ago
When you get right down to the root cause, you can’t fix stupid and horny is a hard hill to overcome.
Comrade_Spood@slrpnk.net 2 days ago
Only bacterial STIs are curable. Viral ones are not. Some have vaccines and some have treatments, but no cures.
Pupschism@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I think they meant like a vaccine to eradicate it? Fingers crossed this person got treated