“Ugh… I don’t want to be a werecoyote, mom!”
Disappointing coyote attack
Submitted 3 days ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/92eff3d8-ba42-4388-bd56-dbe4ee8f6a6c.jpeg
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Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 days ago
Bonus@lemm.ee 3 days ago
Eat your endangered kangaroo rat, Scotch tape reel, and orange peels son.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 days ago
That’s exactly what I’d day, too, if I’d turned into a werewolf and wanted to keep it secret. Oddly specific and defensive, no?
Wilco@lemm.ee 2 days ago
This reeks of cover up. This kid is a werewolf for sure.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Think about it. It’s like Werewolf 101. You transform.
“Oh, shit, oh shit! NOBODY CAN KNOW ABOUT THIS!”
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I know coyotes aren’t exactly massive, but the six year old is fine?? Good news, but that coyote must be embarrassed as hell.
musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 2 days ago
He’s the laughing stock in his pack. Super humiliating stuff. I heard he started a youtube channel where he teaches other coyotes to be more alpha.
son_named_bort@lemmy.world 2 days ago
He shouldn’t have gotten his dentures from Acme.
henfredemars@infosec.pub 3 days ago
Yet.
Give it at least until the next full moon.
kibiz0r@midwest.social 3 days ago
It’s been 6 and a half years
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 days ago
Just ooone…more…moon…
samus12345@lemm.ee 2 days ago
He would have been a werecoyote, though.
HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
Me too, 6-year-old from Airdrie, me too
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 2 days ago
Kid, you have to bitten by a werecoyote to become one, not a regular coyote.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 day ago
Well, this was an unexpected laugh. I love it. What a cool little kid.
Sergio@slrpnk.net 3 days ago
That kid may not be a werewolf, but he’s already fierce.
PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
Now you will know why you fear the night.
sbv@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
there’s always next time
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 2 days ago
the only question that matters after a coyote/wolf attack
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Wouldn’t have known to look at a clearly delineated 1/3 of the image instead of the pretty picture if it weren’t for the yellow circle. Thanks for that.
Grass@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
I gotchu 1000017403
ByteJunk@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Thank you, I wouldn’t have known how to react to the child’s amusing statement without the emojis instructions.