Me approaching you at the bar
Anon is a specific type of prepper
Submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Thcdenton@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 2 months ago
I’ll just use my imagination.
Or the lingerie section of the junk mail.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
AI exists.
nectar45@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
I wont approach women even if my life depended on it
HK65@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Yeah my wife is scary enough
LikeTearsInTheRain@lemmynsfw.com 2 months ago
If we just assume women’s lives are dependent on us not approaching them, then it’s a win win for everyone.
lowered_lifted@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
anon is wise lol given that in joe Biden’s America not even with Trump in there, the red states all did ID based porn tracking
echodot@feddit.uk 2 months ago
Honestly surprised the database hasn’t been hacked yet. It’s blackmail heaven for China.
JokeDeity@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Why said it hasn’t?
spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Lol, you really think it stopped being Trump’s America even when he was out of office? There was only like 2, maybe 3 months where there might have been some kind of push back against him from the republican media and establishment.
Porn ID laws fit in perfectly in Trump’s America.
Hikermick@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You do realize States have their own laws?
Mac@mander.xyz 2 months ago
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
In Florida. Only a matter of time till they ban everything they can get their hands on. I’ve been saving everything I even glance at
Valmond@lemmy.world 2 months ago
So, more porn is the solution?
Wilco@lemm.ee 2 months ago
He isn’t wrong tho.
nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I’m not retarded so I like to make eye contact and then see what kind of nonverbal feedback I get from it before approaching someone
lightnsfw@reddthat.com 2 months ago
I like to interpret any positive interaction with a woman whatsoever as them being totally into me but then never act on it so I can live in blissful ignorance of the truth.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Not even then. You are throwing a dice anytime you approach anyone.
MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Every time I consider that my near-a-terrabyte may be a little excessive, I’ll remember anon.
Then again, I keep videos to 720P or less, and convert gifs to video, so if anon’s an HD and/or 3D/Vr maniac, I could easilly have more than them, measured in playback time.
chrislowles@lemm.ee 2 months ago
I’m kind of ashamed of the lengths I’ve gone to to “optimize” my stash, not too much though cuz finding good upscale and compressing software that’s also cross-platform is always hard to come by.
synapse1278@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Talking of organizing your stash: stashapp / stash | GitHub.com
spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
I just use FileFlows to automatically optimize all of my video files. I’ve got my streamer app to only pick up the converted videos, so I just have to wait on automatic processes before stuff is available for me.
Kalladblog@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Why would you convert gifs to video to optimize storage space? Shouldn’t it be the other way around?
jacksilver@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Gifs are actually really inefficient. It’s largely a legacy format issue, but Gifs store every frame as it’s own image while mp4s (in simple terms) store the delta between frames.
This link sorta talks about it - medium.com/…/gif-vs-video-9b9392ec5814
MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
I convert gifs where the conversion results in saved space and there’s no noticable degredation in the content. This isn’t most gifs, but I’ve encouotered more than enough to make this worthwhile, to me.
By and large, those who have bothered to convert videos to gifs don’t seem to have considered any sort of size vs quality notion; Its done moreso because whatever forum/site they uploaded to would embed gifs and not video files. Gif is efficient enough that this usually doesn’t matter, but sometimes…
programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I prefer audio, comics and text so my database is deceptively small
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 months ago
We need Petabyte drives to be normalized!
weker01@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I’ve got good news for you: Storage is now unbelievably cheap compared to just a few years ago.
I’ve forgotten what deleting a file even means.
Years ago when I started ripping CDs people called me an idiot for not using MP3 instead of flac. They aren’t laughing now. I fully admit that MP3 can be transparent at high bitrates and modern codecs even more so but that’s for the end device (like my car or phone) not archival.
The same will be true with my Blu Ray collection stored as decrypted ISO files… I hope.