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I'm sure dolphins will fuck it up in their own special way.

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨cm0002@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • cowfodder@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    So long, and thanks for all fish

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    • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It hits different when you realize it’s the humans that are leaving.

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  • MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    rape, rape everywhere

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    • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      So, same as now. :/

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  • MiDaBa@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    If you’ve ever read the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy then you’d already know these bastards are just gonna peace out when things get real. So long and thanks for all the fish they’ll say as they abandon us to our untimely demise.

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    • Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      They did warn humanity, but they talked to the only sane human on the planet who couldn’t convince anyone else.

      What else are they supposed to do?

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  • Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Wait your turn sea dog. There are at least 5 different flavors of doritos we haven’t discovered yet.

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    • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      They could’ve stopped at Purple and my life would be fulfilled enough.

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  • bricklove@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Crows can use tools and won’t need vehicles to travel. Dolphins don’t stand a chance.

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    • floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Corvid supremacy! They’ll be the first to operate ancient human technology no doubt

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  • Panamalt@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Nah, they’ll peace out as soon as the bulldozers show up

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    • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      yep. they showed up at the latest landing, they want to hitch a ride off this place. so long and thanks for all the fish!

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  • saltnotsugar@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Looks like the dolphins are- AND THE SNAILS ARE GETTING IN THE RING WITH STEEL CHAIRS!?

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  • trashboat@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I for one welcome our new dolphin overlords

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  • kane@femboys.biz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Honestly it’s not too difficult to do a better job than us

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    • drmoose@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Nah dolphins would fuck it up too. I don’t think they got this.

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  • palmtrees2309@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Waits for tge Great filter like a absolute boss

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  • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    squirrels will be next

    think about it: apes were successful because they had hands (for climbing trees). Guess who else is climbing trees and has tiny little hands? squirrels.

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    • CherryBullets@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Nah, raccoons or another ape is my guess. Raccoon hands are freakishly human.

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      • Contemporarium@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I have 2 raccoons and their greed will be their downfall. They’re so adorable but I can’t give them loving without them giving me a pat down and checking my pockets for any goodies. Once they’re done mugging me THEN they’re all kisses and hugs hahaha

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  • invertedspear@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    So I’m sure how we conceive of being the dominant species is biased. But if we talk about civilizations and their ability to eventually propagate beyond earth, I don’t think dolphins have it. Their ancestry tried out land and said “nah, back to the water”. Not to mention anything we do that takes humans out of the equation entirely is going to probably kill off the dolphins, apes, elephants, basically most of the mammalians. It’ll be so long before something evolves to take our place as “earthlings” all our works will be fossils at best

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    • YouAreLiterallyAnNPC@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      On this note; given that it’s suspected that Earth has only a good ~800 million years or so left, that may not even be enough time for another sentient species to emerge with enough time to become technologically sufficient enough to … avert extinction – much less undo some of the damage that we have done. We have to grapple with the idea that if we fail as a species, we’ll be the only and last sentient species on Earth to have emerged. Or as I like to call it: Get filtered, nerd.

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  • qyron@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You’re forgetting octopi, otters, squids, and maybe ants or other social insect.

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    • roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Octopi are fundamentally against the concept of society. Squid are more open to it but are hard pressed to achieve anything since they die after mating.

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      • qyron@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Cuttlefish? And crabs!

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    • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Dogs have a shot, too

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      • qyron@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        There is a sciemce fiction book on that, from Ray Bradbury.

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  • FreakinSteve@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Dolphins are evil as fuck

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    • fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Jokes on them, we’ll acidify the ocean

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    • milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Don’t malign the whole species from some evildoers. ADAB - All Dolphins Aren’t Bad

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    • melpomenesclevage@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      yeah, but, like, human level evil?

      have we talked to them enough to know?

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  • LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Oh yeah, well good luck doing shit without hands and feet!

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  • Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Dolphins are smart enough to know that “taking over” just means responsibility and stress.

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  • druidgreeneyes@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Sadly I can’t seem do find it anymore, but there used to be a fake org called the anti-dolphin coalition, claiming that dolphins were in control of all world governments and could kill you with brain lasers or something, among all kinds of other lunacy. It was a good chuckle back in the day.

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  • philycheeze@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I was told it would be monkey squids.

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  • WhatYouNeed@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You don’t see them fucking each other over for a goddamn percentage.

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  • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Dolphins Evolve Opposable Thumbs

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