New poster for "A Minecraft Movie"

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• FurtiveFugitive@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  So this DIDN’T come out and flop already?

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  • Evotech@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Lmao, was about to comment the same thing

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• MY_ANUS_IS_BLEEDING@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This will either be regular terrible, or so terrible that it actually becomes sort of funny.

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  • LordAmplifier@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I really hope it’ll be the second because I’m kinda hyped for this film and I don’t even know why.

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• kabi@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Somehow worse than I expected!

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• Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Borderlands movie vibes

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• yuri@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  this movie has never stopped looking EXACTLY like those shitty “minecraft in real life” renders.

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• secret300@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Oh boy can’t wait for off brand Jumanji

  Seriously tho, there’s so much you could do with Minecraft and the settled on making a Jumanji clone

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• AngryishHumanoid@reddthat.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I don’t understand. I mean that honestly. Is it really this hard to make a movie that’s true to its video game roots? You already have a built in fan base, so you know they will help with ticket sales and word of mouth. You need it to be accessible to normies, which is fine you can dumb things down but it’s MINECRAFT, it’s not like we’re talking super dense lore here.

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  • MY_ANUS_IS_BLEEDING@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    There’s not really anything in the game that’s worthy of a movie anyway. Don’t get me wrong, it’s one of the best things I’ve ever played and the fun we had on multiplayer servers hosted with my friends will stay with me forever, but it’s not exactly bursting full of lore and storylines.

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    • activ8r@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      That’s kinda the point I think. The only thing they had was the aesthetic and they half assed that so its kinda pointless 😄 Not only do they not have the original fans, they won’t have any new fans either. Just a waste of everyones time.

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  • peregrin5@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Can they just stop making video game movies and have some originality for once? I thought the writer strikes were over. Why is shit still so uninspired?

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    • Moobythegoldensock@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Should they go back to adapting books, plays, short stories, poems, tv shows, board games, tabletop games, songs, toy lines, children’s games, other movies, or an older version of the same movie instead?

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• ech@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It’s from the same brain that gave is Napoleon Dynamite and Nacho Libre. It’s weird on purpose, y’all.

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  • slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    And only one of these movies is good tho.

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• loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I don’t think even Jack Black can save that one.

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  • slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    He is the last one who can save anything. What’s the last good movie he was in? School of rock?

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    • db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Kung-fu panda is pretty good.

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    • loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Idk, I think Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny was good enough to make up for a bunch of bad ones…

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    • yessikg@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      The new Jumanji movies are great

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  • BroBot9000@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Jack Black has been a negative selling point for movies since the first Jumanji remake.

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    • loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Oh, I didn’t even know he was in that movie, didn’t really watch it or pay attention to its promotion material…

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• P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  People pissing their pants, and I don’t care. I won’t even bother reading the comments. I will watch it, and I may like it!

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  • endeavor@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Godspeed person with reason.

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• xia@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I can’t tell if this is satire.

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• veeesix@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Other than the title and creatures the poster doesn’t really scream Minecraft.

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• ochi_chernye@startrek.website ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I thought this had come out already? All the garbage is blurring together.

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• NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It’s about money.

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• Vari@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Just do what sonic did and rework everything. This is going to be a joke.

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• ApollosArrow@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Wasn’t expecting Jason Mamoa to get top billing since I assumed Jack Black was the main character.

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