This will either be regular terrible, or so terrible that it actually becomes sort of funny.
New poster for "A Minecraft Movie"
Submitted 1 month ago by TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee to movies@lemm.ee
https://i.postimg.cc/s3gbMzLn/minecraft-the-movie-ver3-xxlg.jpg
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MY_ANUS_IS_BLEEDING@lemm.ee 1 month ago
LordAmplifier@pawb.social 1 month ago
I really hope it’ll be the second because I’m kinda hyped for this film and I don’t even know why.
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I watched first trailer and thought what crap with a total miscast (beside maybe Steve), then I watched the final trailer and it looked at least tolerable.
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Borderlands movie vibes
FurtiveFugitive@lemm.ee 1 month ago
So this DIDN’T come out and flop already?
Evotech@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Lmao, was about to comment the same thing
AngryishHumanoid@reddthat.com 1 month ago
I don’t understand. I mean that honestly. Is it really this hard to make a movie that’s true to its video game roots? You already have a built in fan base, so you know they will help with ticket sales and word of mouth. You need it to be accessible to normies, which is fine you can dumb things down but it’s MINECRAFT, it’s not like we’re talking super dense lore here.
MY_ANUS_IS_BLEEDING@lemm.ee 1 month ago
There’s not really anything in the game that’s worthy of a movie anyway. Don’t get me wrong, it’s one of the best things I’ve ever played and the fun we had on multiplayer servers hosted with my friends will stay with me forever, but it’s not exactly bursting full of lore and storylines.
activ8r@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
That’s kinda the point I think. The only thing they had was the aesthetic and they half assed that so its kinda pointless 😄 Not only do they not have the original fans, they won’t have any new fans either. Just a waste of everyones time.
peregrin5@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Can they just stop making video game movies and have some originality for once? I thought the writer strikes were over. Why is shit still so uninspired?
Moobythegoldensock@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Should they go back to adapting books, plays, short stories, poems, tv shows, board games, tabletop games, songs, toy lines, children’s games, other movies, or an older version of the same movie instead?
ech@lemm.ee 1 month ago
It’s from the same brain that gave is Napoleon Dynamite and Nacho Libre. It’s weird on purpose, y’all.
slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 1 month ago
And only one of these movies is good tho.
secret300@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
Oh boy can’t wait for off brand Jumanji
Seriously tho, there’s so much you could do with Minecraft and the settled on making a Jumanji clone
CarbonBasedNPU@lemm.ee 1 month ago
I think them buying the rights to fallen kingdom and making it into a movie would have been way better and gotten way more people actually interested. Could even cast the same people if they really wanted to.
yuri@pawb.social 1 month ago
this movie has never stopped looking EXACTLY like those shitty “minecraft in real life” renders.
loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I don’t think even Jack Black can save that one.
slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 1 month ago
He is the last one who can save anything. What’s the last good movie he was in? School of rock?
loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Idk, I think Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny was good enough to make up for a bunch of bad ones…
yessikg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
The new Jumanji movies are great
BroBot9000@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Jack Black has been a negative selling point for movies since the first Jumanji remake.
loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Oh, I didn’t even know he was in that movie, didn’t really watch it or pay attention to its promotion material…
veeesix@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Other than the title and creatures the poster doesn’t really scream Minecraft.
P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 1 month ago
People pissing their pants, and I don’t care. I won’t even bother reading the comments. I will watch it, and I may like it!
endeavor@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Godspeed person with reason.
xia@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
I can’t tell if this is satire.
ochi_chernye@startrek.website 1 month ago
I thought this had come out already? All the garbage is blurring together.
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 month ago
It’s about money.
Vari@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Just do what sonic did and rework everything. This is going to be a joke.
ApollosArrow@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Wasn’t expecting Jason Mamoa to get top billing since I assumed Jack Black was the main character.
kabi@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Somehow worse than I expected!