This will either be regular terrible, or so terrible that it actually becomes sort of funny.
New poster for "A Minecraft Movie"
Submitted 2 months ago by TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee to movies@lemm.ee
https://i.postimg.cc/s3gbMzLn/minecraft-the-movie-ver3-xxlg.jpg
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MY_ANUS_IS_BLEEDING@lemm.ee 2 months ago
LordAmplifier@pawb.social 2 months ago
I really hope it’ll be the second because I’m kinda hyped for this film and I don’t even know why.
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I watched first trailer and thought what crap with a total miscast (beside maybe Steve), then I watched the final trailer and it looked at least tolerable.
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Borderlands movie vibes
FurtiveFugitive@lemm.ee 2 months ago
So this DIDN’T come out and flop already?
Evotech@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Lmao, was about to comment the same thing
AngryishHumanoid@reddthat.com 2 months ago
I don’t understand. I mean that honestly. Is it really this hard to make a movie that’s true to its video game roots? You already have a built in fan base, so you know they will help with ticket sales and word of mouth. You need it to be accessible to normies, which is fine you can dumb things down but it’s MINECRAFT, it’s not like we’re talking super dense lore here.
MY_ANUS_IS_BLEEDING@lemm.ee 2 months ago
There’s not really anything in the game that’s worthy of a movie anyway. Don’t get me wrong, it’s one of the best things I’ve ever played and the fun we had on multiplayer servers hosted with my friends will stay with me forever, but it’s not exactly bursting full of lore and storylines.
activ8r@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
That’s kinda the point I think. The only thing they had was the aesthetic and they half assed that so its kinda pointless 😄 Not only do they not have the original fans, they won’t have any new fans either. Just a waste of everyones time.
peregrin5@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Can they just stop making video game movies and have some originality for once? I thought the writer strikes were over. Why is shit still so uninspired?
Moobythegoldensock@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Should they go back to adapting books, plays, short stories, poems, tv shows, board games, tabletop games, songs, toy lines, children’s games, other movies, or an older version of the same movie instead?
ech@lemm.ee 2 months ago
It’s from the same brain that gave is Napoleon Dynamite and Nacho Libre. It’s weird on purpose, y’all.
slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 2 months ago
And only one of these movies is good tho.
secret300@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
Oh boy can’t wait for off brand Jumanji
Seriously tho, there’s so much you could do with Minecraft and the settled on making a Jumanji clone
CarbonBasedNPU@lemm.ee 2 months ago
I think them buying the rights to fallen kingdom and making it into a movie would have been way better and gotten way more people actually interested. Could even cast the same people if they really wanted to.
yuri@pawb.social 2 months ago
this movie has never stopped looking EXACTLY like those shitty “minecraft in real life” renders.
loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I don’t think even Jack Black can save that one.
slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 2 months ago
He is the last one who can save anything. What’s the last good movie he was in? School of rock?
loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Idk, I think Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny was good enough to make up for a bunch of bad ones…
yessikg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
The new Jumanji movies are great
BroBot9000@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Jack Black has been a negative selling point for movies since the first Jumanji remake.
loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Oh, I didn’t even know he was in that movie, didn’t really watch it or pay attention to its promotion material…
veeesix@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Other than the title and creatures the poster doesn’t really scream Minecraft.
P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 2 months ago
People pissing their pants, and I don’t care. I won’t even bother reading the comments. I will watch it, and I may like it!
endeavor@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Godspeed person with reason.
xia@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
I can’t tell if this is satire.
ochi_chernye@startrek.website 2 months ago
I thought this had come out already? All the garbage is blurring together.
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 months ago
It’s about money.
Vari@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Just do what sonic did and rework everything. This is going to be a joke.
ApollosArrow@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Wasn’t expecting Jason Mamoa to get top billing since I assumed Jack Black was the main character.
kabi@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Somehow worse than I expected!