Be honest. Your first thought was would this be an advantage or disadvantage during masturbation

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• a14o@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Ah so that’s what they trained AI on

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• evening_push579@feddit.nu ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  No, i can’t unsee the face hugger

  alienanthology.fandom.com/wiki/Facehugger

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  • whostosay@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/fingercreeper

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  • NABDad@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Yeah, that was my first thought too.

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• kitnaht@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  First thought was the face hugger from Alien. If your first thought was anything sexual, you probably need help.

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  • Mozingo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    … But face huggers are sexual. That’s why they’re scary.

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    • slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Yes, they are sexually assaulting the human host, and forcibly impregnating them. I read this was an intentional choice in the movie(s) to make it as scary and uncomfortable as possible. Same with the “feminine” curves of xenomorph

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  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Joke’s on you, they’re the same thought

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• DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  My first thought was, if each finger could be used individually or if they also mirror each other.

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  • fraksken@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    The muscles and tendons are there.

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• RBWells@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  One handed touch typing. Piano playing. Palming a basketball. Horror movie actor. So much non masturbation potential.

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  • fraksken@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I skipped the “non” while reading and upvoting.

    You can keep the upvote though.

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• scytale@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Dude can be an amazing piano player.

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  • kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    His impatient finger tapping would be pretty epic too.

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  • simplejack@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    OP thought someone said penised, not pianist.

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• fl42v@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I’m wondering if the fingers move independently or also mirror each other’s movement. Because if they do, those people are one custom keyboard away from pretty comfortable PC usage.

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• ultrahamster64@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  My first thought is that it looks like face hugger from Alien

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• webpack@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I was thinking about guitar/piano…

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• BearGun@ttrpg.network ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Projection is one hell of a drug

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• Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Mad thumb war gamer

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• luckystarr@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Is this mutation actually useful or an impediment?

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• ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Hear me out…

  You know those “professional” slapping contests?

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• cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Speak for yourself. We all are innocent people.

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• RacerX@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Somewhat serious question: What would these people do for gloves?

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I think you have to go with oversized mittens

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    • caseyweederman@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Four of them.

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  • JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Call a tailor probably

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  • Jericho_Kane@lemmy.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Idk, if i were a trailer, that would sound like a fun challenge

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• JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  So you know when people Mick a butterfly with their hands? Yeah, just that one-handed.

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• Hadriscus@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “the forearm bone duplicates itself” which one does I wonder ? is it always the same ?

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  • DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ulnar_dimelia

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• werefreeatlast@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I think its great and I love it! Can’t wait to see people with extra fingers. Each one is useful!

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• themakara@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  My first thought was “General Kenobi!”

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• DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  1, 2, 3 ,4 I Declear a thumb war!

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