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Be honest. Your first thought was would this be an advantage or disadvantage during masturbation

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Mickey7@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • a14o@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ah so that’s what they trained AI on

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  • evening_push579@feddit.nu ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No, i can’t unsee the face hugger

    alienanthology.fandom.com/wiki/Facehugger

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    • whostosay@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/fingercreeper

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    • NABDad@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah, that was my first thought too.

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  • kitnaht@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    First thought was the face hugger from Alien. If your first thought was anything sexual, you probably need help.

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    • Mozingo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      … But face huggers are sexual. That’s why they’re scary.

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      • slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yes, they are sexually assaulting the human host, and forcibly impregnating them. I read this was an intentional choice in the movie(s) to make it as scary and uncomfortable as possible. Same with the “feminine” curves of xenomorph

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    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Joke’s on you, they’re the same thought

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  • DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My first thought was, if each finger could be used individually or if they also mirror each other.

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    • fraksken@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The muscles and tendons are there.

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  • RBWells@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    One handed touch typing. Piano playing. Palming a basketball. Horror movie actor. So much non masturbation potential.

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    • fraksken@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I skipped the “non” while reading and upvoting.

      You can keep the upvote though.

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  • scytale@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Dude can be an amazing piano player.

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    • kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      His impatient finger tapping would be pretty epic too.

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    • simplejack@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      OP thought someone said penised, not pianist.

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  • fl42v@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m wondering if the fingers move independently or also mirror each other’s movement. Because if they do, those people are one custom keyboard away from pretty comfortable PC usage.

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  • ultrahamster64@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My first thought is that it looks like face hugger from Alien

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  • webpack@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I was thinking about guitar/piano…

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  • BearGun@ttrpg.network ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Projection is one hell of a drug

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  • Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Mad thumb war gamer

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  • luckystarr@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is this mutation actually useful or an impediment?

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  • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hear me out…

    You know those “professional” slapping contests?

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  • cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Speak for yourself. We all are innocent people.

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  • RacerX@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Somewhat serious question: What would these people do for gloves?

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    • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I think you have to go with oversized mittens

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      • caseyweederman@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Four of them.

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    • JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Call a tailor probably

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    • Jericho_Kane@lemmy.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Idk, if i were a trailer, that would sound like a fun challenge

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  • JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So you know when people Mick a butterfly with their hands? Yeah, just that one-handed.

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  • Hadriscus@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “the forearm bone duplicates itself” which one does I wonder ? is it always the same ?

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    • DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ulnar_dimelia

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  • werefreeatlast@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I think its great and I love it! Can’t wait to see people with extra fingers. Each one is useful!

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  • themakara@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My first thought was “General Kenobi!”

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  • DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    1, 2, 3 ,4 I Declear a thumb war!

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