7/10 chance that one of those jagged pieces is going to get caught in something and rip so bad that it will expose your nail bed and bleed like a gunshot wound.
Good afternoon I choose well groomed.
Submitted 3 months ago by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Comments
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 3 months ago
i once lost my whole nail when i was 7 or 8, doesnt really hurt.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
I once lost a nail during a renovation with dirty worm out leather gloves covered in sweat. I had torn a nail earlier and I didn’t think much of it. When I went to take off my gloves, tired, sweating and without thinking, it torn 3/4 of my nail off my index finger. Since my heart was pounding from my work, it immediately started squirting blood and it hurt like hell.
AquaTofana@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Idk wtf kinda bad ass stuff 8 year old you was made of. I rip my nail off and expose the soft tissue underneath that normally isnt exposed to air and it burns like a bitch for a while. Then when that wears off it burns if I catch it on anything until the nail grows back over it!
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
my sister did the same when she was little. It hurt a lot for her
GroundedGator@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I did this 3 years in a row sword fighting with sticks all 3 times.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
Thanks a lot for that mental image.
devilish666@lemmy.world 3 months ago
lena@gregtech.eu 3 months ago
IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
STRAIGHT TO JAIL
NO TRIAL, NO NOTHIN’
THROW AWAY THE FUCKING KEYS
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 3 months ago
It’s what I deserve.
darko8472@feddit.uk 3 months ago
Toes@ani.social 3 months ago
I hate this. Great post haha
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
Oops! All hangnails!
pero@lemm.ee 3 months ago
Can’t wait for when pieces of every fabric i touch get stuck on my nails, mmm, great feeling yes.
Ilovemyirishtemper@lemmy.world 3 months ago
And in my hair, promptly ripping a chunk of it out of my ponytail.
PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
When he wants a handjob but you found out he’s been secretly cheating on you:
krimsonbun@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
If you’re doing or receiving handjobs with your nails, please seek help.
troglodytis@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Hang…nail shark Do do dododo Hangnail shark Do do dododo
pookie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
OMG someone keeps using the jukebox app to spam my local bar with that song.
joyjoy@lemm.ee 3 months ago
Thanks I hate it
hsr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
gearheart@lemm.ee 3 months ago
Back scratcher 📣
henfredemars@infosec.pub 3 months ago
This is some of the most disturbing shit I’ve ever seen, and I’ve seen a lot of disturbing shit.
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I’m scratching your back with these.
webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 3 months ago
Very effective punishment for nose picking.
FelixCress@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Wtf
Jojowski@sopuli.xyz 3 months ago
Please no
21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 3 months ago
I’m picturing the person who would seek this out and imagine the personality is probably quite a bit more off-putting.
Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 3 months ago
Discount Wolverine.
Whorehoarder@lemmynsfw.com 3 months ago
While this is vile in its own right, what’s up with the lil zigzaggy between the fingers in lower right? I suppose what’s up with everything, but I’ve accepted the pure lunacy, now I’m just curious about the little detail.
ReallyActuallyFrankenstein@lemmynsfw.com 3 months ago
It looks like a tiny watermark that’s been lost to compression.
Doombot1@lemmy.one 3 months ago
Thought it was cuticles or peeling skin at first but I believe it’s actually just a watermark
p_consti@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Same logo as on the left picture (bottom right corner) but rotated to align with the finger
altima_neo@lemmy.zip 3 months ago
Looks like a signature of you look closely
Linktank@lemmy.today 3 months ago
Horrific.
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 3 months ago
AAAAAAAAAA
M137@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I thought the watermark on the last one was the cut nail wedges glued to the side of their fingers.
satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Does anyone have a higher res version?
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 3 months ago
Freak
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Did it hurt?
When Hell forcibly ejected you through the nine levels back to the vale of tears?
satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 3 months ago
There was a slight pinching feeling in my ass the other week. Was that why?
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
Innsmouth fashion.
dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 3 months ago
I don’t see the issue? I actually thought hey those look cool, like little saws. I’ve never understood women’s like of fake nails and think these are better.
Majorllama@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I’m from the generation that saw beheadings on 4chan when I was like 10. I’ve been pretty desensitized to shit over the course of my life.
This makes my skin crawl.
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 3 months ago
My work here is done.
Majorllama@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I hate it so much. Why would you make my eyes see this?
I need one of those flashy things from men in black so I can forget I ever saw it.
ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Warning: description of “light” body horror
click
Have you seen the drawing (thankfully) of the thin strip of skin above the fingernail being peeled all the way back to the knuckle?
That image ruined me the first time I found it.
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
fuck that image and fuck my curiosity for clicking on that spoiler
Majorllama@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I have. It used to bother me but I saw it so many times that it no longer bothers me. But I do remember the first time I saw it. I did NOT like it.