7/10 chance that one of those jagged pieces is going to get caught in something and rip so bad that it will expose your nail bed and bleed like a gunshot wound.
Good afternoon I choose well groomed.
Submitted 5 weeks ago by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Comments
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
i once lost my whole nail when i was 7 or 8, doesnt really hurt.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
I once lost a nail during a renovation with dirty worm out leather gloves covered in sweat. I had torn a nail earlier and I didn’t think much of it. When I went to take off my gloves, tired, sweating and without thinking, it torn 3/4 of my nail off my index finger. Since my heart was pounding from my work, it immediately started squirting blood and it hurt like hell.
AquaTofana@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Idk wtf kinda bad ass stuff 8 year old you was made of. I rip my nail off and expose the soft tissue underneath that normally isnt exposed to air and it burns like a bitch for a while. Then when that wears off it burns if I catch it on anything until the nail grows back over it!
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
my sister did the same when she was little. It hurt a lot for her
GroundedGator@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I did this 3 years in a row sword fighting with sticks all 3 times.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
Thanks a lot for that mental image.
devilish666@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
lena@gregtech.eu 5 weeks ago
IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
STRAIGHT TO JAIL
NO TRIAL, NO NOTHIN’
THROW AWAY THE FUCKING KEYS
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
It’s what I deserve.
darko8472@feddit.uk 5 weeks ago
Toes@ani.social 5 weeks ago
I hate this. Great post haha
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
Oops! All hangnails!
pero@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
Can’t wait for when pieces of every fabric i touch get stuck on my nails, mmm, great feeling yes.
Ilovemyirishtemper@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
And in my hair, promptly ripping a chunk of it out of my ponytail.
PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
When he wants a handjob but you found out he’s been secretly cheating on you:
krimsonbun@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
If you’re doing or receiving handjobs with your nails, please seek help.
troglodytis@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Hang…nail shark Do do dododo Hangnail shark Do do dododo
pookie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
OMG someone keeps using the jukebox app to spam my local bar with that song.
joyjoy@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
Thanks I hate it
hsr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
gearheart@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
Back scratcher 📣
henfredemars@infosec.pub 5 weeks ago
This is some of the most disturbing shit I’ve ever seen, and I’ve seen a lot of disturbing shit.
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I’m scratching your back with these.
webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 5 weeks ago
Very effective punishment for nose picking.
FelixCress@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Wtf
Jojowski@sopuli.xyz 5 weeks ago
Please no
21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 5 weeks ago
I’m picturing the person who would seek this out and imagine the personality is probably quite a bit more off-putting.
Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 5 weeks ago
Discount Wolverine.
Whorehoarder@lemmynsfw.com 5 weeks ago
While this is vile in its own right, what’s up with the lil zigzaggy between the fingers in lower right? I suppose what’s up with everything, but I’ve accepted the pure lunacy, now I’m just curious about the little detail.
ReallyActuallyFrankenstein@lemmynsfw.com 5 weeks ago
It looks like a tiny watermark that’s been lost to compression.
Doombot1@lemmy.one 5 weeks ago
Thought it was cuticles or peeling skin at first but I believe it’s actually just a watermark
p_consti@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Same logo as on the left picture (bottom right corner) but rotated to align with the finger
altima_neo@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
Looks like a signature of you look closely
Linktank@lemmy.today 5 weeks ago
Horrific.
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
AAAAAAAAAA
M137@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I thought the watermark on the last one was the cut nail wedges glued to the side of their fingers.
satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Does anyone have a higher res version?
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 5 weeks ago
Freak
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Did it hurt?
When Hell forcibly ejected you through the nine levels back to the vale of tears?
satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
There was a slight pinching feeling in my ass the other week. Was that why?
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
Innsmouth fashion.
dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
I don’t see the issue? I actually thought hey those look cool, like little saws. I’ve never understood women’s like of fake nails and think these are better.
Majorllama@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I’m from the generation that saw beheadings on 4chan when I was like 10. I’ve been pretty desensitized to shit over the course of my life.
This makes my skin crawl.
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
My work here is done.
Majorllama@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I hate it so much. Why would you make my eyes see this?
I need one of those flashy things from men in black so I can forget I ever saw it.
ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Warning: description of “light” body horror
click
Have you seen the drawing (thankfully) of the thin strip of skin above the fingernail being peeled all the way back to the knuckle?
That image ruined me the first time I found it.
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
fuck that image and fuck my curiosity for clicking on that spoiler
Majorllama@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I have. It used to bother me but I saw it so many times that it no longer bothers me. But I do remember the first time I saw it. I did NOT like it.