7/10 chance that one of those jagged pieces is going to get caught in something and rip so bad that it will expose your nail bed and bleed like a gunshot wound.
Good afternoon I choose well groomed.
Submitted 6 days ago by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Comments
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 6 days ago
urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 6 days ago
i once lost my whole nail when i was 7 or 8, doesnt really hurt.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 6 days ago
I once lost a nail during a renovation with dirty worm out leather gloves covered in sweat. I had torn a nail earlier and I didn’t think much of it. When I went to take off my gloves, tired, sweating and without thinking, it torn 3/4 of my nail off my index finger. Since my heart was pounding from my work, it immediately started squirting blood and it hurt like hell.
AquaTofana@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Idk wtf kinda bad ass stuff 8 year old you was made of. I rip my nail off and expose the soft tissue underneath that normally isnt exposed to air and it burns like a bitch for a while. Then when that wears off it burns if I catch it on anything until the nail grows back over it!
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 6 days ago
my sister did the same when she was little. It hurt a lot for her
GroundedGator@lemmy.world 6 days ago
I did this 3 years in a row sword fighting with sticks all 3 times.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 days ago
Thanks a lot for that mental image.
devilish666@lemmy.world 5 days ago
lena@gregtech.eu 5 days ago
darko8472@feddit.uk 5 days ago
IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 days ago
STRAIGHT TO JAIL
NO TRIAL, NO NOTHIN’
THROW AWAY THE FUCKING KEYS
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 6 days ago
It’s what I deserve.
Toes@ani.social 6 days ago
I hate this. Great post haha
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 days ago
Oops! All hangnails!
pero@lemm.ee 6 days ago
Can’t wait for when pieces of every fabric i touch get stuck on my nails, mmm, great feeling yes.
Ilovemyirishtemper@lemmy.world 6 days ago
And in my hair, promptly ripping a chunk of it out of my ponytail.
PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 days ago
When he wants a handjob but you found out he’s been secretly cheating on you:
krimsonbun@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 days ago
If you’re doing or receiving handjobs with your nails, please seek help.
hsr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 days ago
troglodytis@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Hang…nail shark Do do dododo Hangnail shark Do do dododo
pookie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 days ago
OMG someone keeps using the jukebox app to spam my local bar with that song.
gearheart@lemm.ee 5 days ago
Back scratcher 📣
joyjoy@lemm.ee 6 days ago
Thanks I hate it
henfredemars@infosec.pub 6 days ago
This is some of the most disturbing shit I’ve ever seen, and I’ve seen a lot of disturbing shit.
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 6 days ago
I’m scratching your back with these.
webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 6 days ago
Very effective punishment for nose picking.
FelixCress@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Wtf
Jojowski@sopuli.xyz 6 days ago
Please no
21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 6 days ago
I’m picturing the person who would seek this out and imagine the personality is probably quite a bit more off-putting.
Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 6 days ago
Discount Wolverine.
Whorehoarder@lemmynsfw.com 6 days ago
While this is vile in its own right, what’s up with the lil zigzaggy between the fingers in lower right? I suppose what’s up with everything, but I’ve accepted the pure lunacy, now I’m just curious about the little detail.
ReallyActuallyFrankenstein@lemmynsfw.com 6 days ago
It looks like a tiny watermark that’s been lost to compression.
Doombot1@lemmy.one 6 days ago
Thought it was cuticles or peeling skin at first but I believe it’s actually just a watermark
p_consti@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Same logo as on the left picture (bottom right corner) but rotated to align with the finger
altima_neo@lemmy.zip 6 days ago
Looks like a signature of you look closely
Linktank@lemmy.today 6 days ago
Horrific.
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 5 days ago
AAAAAAAAAA
M137@lemmy.world 5 days ago
I thought the watermark on the last one was the cut nail wedges glued to the side of their fingers.
satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Does anyone have a higher res version?
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 6 days ago
Freak
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Did it hurt?
When Hell forcibly ejected you through the nine levels back to the vale of tears?
satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 5 days ago
There was a slight pinching feeling in my ass the other week. Was that why?
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 days ago
Innsmouth fashion.
dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 5 days ago
I don’t see the issue? I actually thought hey those look cool, like little saws. I’ve never understood women’s like of fake nails and think these are better.
Majorllama@lemmy.world 6 days ago
I’m from the generation that saw beheadings on 4chan when I was like 10. I’ve been pretty desensitized to shit over the course of my life.
This makes my skin crawl.
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 6 days ago
My work here is done.
Majorllama@lemmy.world 6 days ago
I hate it so much. Why would you make my eyes see this?
I need one of those flashy things from men in black so I can forget I ever saw it.
ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Warning: description of “light” body horror
click
Have you seen the drawing (thankfully) of the thin strip of skin above the fingernail being peeled all the way back to the knuckle?
That image ruined me the first time I found it.
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 6 days ago
fuck that image and fuck my curiosity for clicking on that spoiler
Majorllama@lemmy.world 6 days ago
I have. It used to bother me but I saw it so many times that it no longer bothers me. But I do remember the first time I saw it. I did NOT like it.